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So. Update.

I have a dog. Not sure on the name but open to suggestions that aren't puns.

Best birthday ever.

Well I know who I'm blaming for this.

Who does everyone else blame?

I love how Glinda asks Dorothy if she is a good witch or a bad witch, then states only bad witches are ugly.

Well, as much as I love getting by on my charm and good looks, I should probably get myself a job.

Anyone looking to hire a mercenary? failing that, I could tend bar.

Holy hell, Batman.

I need the police here, STAT.

I... I can't handle this.

I'm behind Granny's.

Please.

Someone.

I don't know how it happened but back home guess who got a new suit?

( Prepared for Max Fabulous )

It is damn adorable. Gwen! Can you make me one for here?

I miss Torunn. It's weird being outnumbered in the apartment.

( Ariadne )

Arthur didn't talk to you, did he?

I think we should all take a minute and talk about our New Year's resolutions. Who made them? What's your resolution this year? How do you plan on seeing your resolution through?

My resolutions are to make better relationship choices and to make new friends. And I'm going to work toward those resolutions by approaching relationships more cautiously and not letting my feelings get the best of me and letting my friends support me, for the first one, and by reaching out more to people here, for the second one. Like this. See? This is fun!

I love my job. I forgot how much fun I have being a therapist. It's really rewarding.

People!!!!

Best. Christmas. Song. Ever.

Seriously, if you don't agree you're just wrong. So go. Get out. Take your weak little jingle bells far away from me before you get a paf to the face.
Ok, I won't actually paf you, but I'll totally glare at you and give you looks full of judgeyness. Because you'll deserve them. Yup.

Also.. you'll never get it out of your head.
You're welcome.

This wasn't my fault.

If someone doesn't watch Elf with me tonight I will explode.

( Mayor Mills )

I hope everything is working well for you.

Merry Christmas.

( they had ONE JOB )

I just wanted to thank you for adopting the baby.

I hope things are working out for you.

...I really, really appreciate it. A lot. I don't think I can say how much, I was having a minor melt down.

I do not wish to be kidnapped any more. But I do wish to have waffles. I have not had waffles in a long time.

All right. Like Principal Coulson said, classes will be staring at the Elementary, Junior High and High Schools, as well as the Community College, on September 2, which is this Tuesday. For those of you who don't know me, I'm Kitty Pryde, the town's educational advisor.I'll be taking registration for any recent arrivals, as well as updating information for our other residents. All children and teens eighteen and under are required to register for school. Please use the following form to provide your information, or that of your child, and we'll get everyone into the system and registered for classes.

<b>Student's Name:</b> <b>Age & Date of Birth:</b> <b>Parent or Guardian:</b> <b>Former Level of Schooling:</b> <b>Any Special Needs:</b>

We'll be doing one on one counseling for high school and college students, to help them pick classes. We will also be working with any students who have special requirements outside of typical academic programs, in order to best help them. The first week here is spent helping people to settle in, as we know there are often unique circumstances for our students.

Additionally, we could use some more help at the Youth Center, as several of our staff have been sent back to their own realities. If you have any interest in working there, please either contact me here or email me your information at pryde.katherine@storybrooke.gov. We'll be having an open house next weekend so we hope to see you all there.

Thank you all very much and we appreciate your help and cooperation.

I need to go to the hospital.

Like, yesterday.

Clinton Francis Barton, you are officially no longer allowed to tease me about crying at Disney movies. I mean, who cries over a youtube video that's not a puppy trapped in a sewer grate or kittens being rescued from a well?

From what I could see, those were two attractive, well dressed people just talking to each other. What could be so upsetting about that? And don't tell me you had something in your eye. The only thing you had in your eye were tears.

Small town Maine? Wow, a bit of climate change. Visiting Dad's folks to Maine. It's cold here.

So, does anyone have a range in this place?

Hi, I'm Lian.

So... this here town is made up from a whole bunch of people coming from different universes representing different movies, television shows, books and what not, right? I got that. Totally cool. I mean, it's a geek's paradise! Throw everybody together in a great melting pot of geek love and see what happens! What a way to break the Fourth Wall, and heaven knows that's what I'm all about. I only have one promblemo with this.

WHERE IN THE HELL IS THE GOLDEN GIRL FANDOM, DAMMIT?!??!

Bea Arthur, OH MY BELOVED BEA ARTHUR!!! When will I ever be united with yoooooou!!! Come with me to the Casbah and we'll make such beautiful music together I'm thinking reggae right now, or maybe 80's Bubblegum Rock?.

I know! I know! I'll make a request on the Wanted Page! That's it!

Okay, everybody check out the Wanted Page, coz I done put in my request. I expect a whole bunch of applications piling in any minute now. AAAAAAANY MINUTE NOW! Don't all rush. I'll select the best one out of the bunch.

Oh, I suppose while I'm here I ought to apologize for that hand grenade I sent Not!Coulson and Hawkbutt. In my defense, I did include bandages, in case somebody got wounded! Well, not exactly bandages, but something to stop the bleeding, at least. Sorry. Won't happen again.

Did I do good, Cap?

Oops, I had to edit a mistake on the request, but I fixed it now. ☺

This is going to be me if I don't get chicken nuggets STAT.

Okay maybe not but I really want nuggets.

I am starving all the time.

Movie night tonight. And in the morning I'm making waffles. Anyone who wants to can come. I make a mean waffle and I got actual maple syrup and some strawberries.

I need to find a late-night place for pizza.

Or milkshakes.

Or pie.

Or all three.

I need a

I'm so tired of being here.

Does anyone want to go shopping, or study advanced physics for this final I'm studying for? I need something to do.

I want to get waffles. And donuts. And pudding. And play Scrabble.

( Cosima )

I meet with the angel. He heal me when I cut myself. He do it for you too if you want. I get him to show you before he helps you if you want.

( Amy Pond )

Are you still interested in adopting the baby? I know your husband left and I don't blame you if you changed your mind...

I just need to know.

( Mayor Mills )

Hello. My name is Juno...

I am sixteen and pregnant. Christ that sounds like a bad reality television show.

I think I have someone willing to adopt the baby. How would we go about doing that?

Also, if she decides not to...

How would I find adoptive parents for the baby?

Darn it, I keep making Mewtwo faint. I almost get the bugger but he won't stay in my pokeball.

Rory Williams, I do not appreciate you leaving me here alone just before our anniversary.  I know you're with me, back then, but-

When do I get to go home? Mark and Vanessa are going to think I bailed.

And I really don't want to have the baby here.

Right.  Well.  If my wife is gainfully employed, I suppose since I can't access my Gringotts account here I should be, as well.  Wotcher, Storybrooke Youth Center.  I'm your newest role model.

Right.

So with all these people from my world suddenly having doubles from an alternate world popping up...

WHERE THE HELL IS MY HANDSOME DEVIL DOUBLE? think of the hell we could raise...

Portal. Come on.

Make it happen.

So, I adopted a puppy.

( Her name is Lovelace )

I think I might stop and get a drink after work.

Anakin and I are parents.

As much as I still miss Naboo and would've preferred to raise Luke and Leia there I'm finding it hard to complain. Back home I wouldn't have had this chance. Neither of us would've. The twins would've been separated and wouldn't have known each other until later on in life. I'm sure most people already know how that story goes. I still wish I didn't

Okay, I admit it. It's a teeny bit quiet here for my liking.

There's only so much excitement you can get working at the stables, I guess.

[Weasleys and Hermione]

You lot fancy meeting up for dinner? I can cook, or we could go out?

Where is sestra?

Do not wish to be here. Want to go home. Where is sestra? She leave me in jail. They take me away, now am here.

This is not where Swan Man lives.

I'm in Maine?

This has to be one of those weird pregnancy dreams, right? There is no way I am in Maine.