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FILTERED TO HARRY POTTER FOLK:

Hey all of you. I've heard that there's a massive amount of us and, being the nosy bint that I am, I wanted to know who is all here and introduce myself properly. So... you should all be a doll and reply here and do that.

To be fair, I'm Dorcas Meadowes and I showed up here a few days ago. I'm twenty-one and it was August of 1981 when I left, so I'm kind of in a culture shock here. Getting used to it, though. I was an Obliviator back home.

All right, your turn. Let's go.

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I've gone over the numbers, and this Gryffindor/Everyone else ratio is getting out of hand. Where are my fellow Ravenclaws?

Also, Lav, you're not allowed to mix the drinks anymore. If I didn't know better, I'd wager you were trying to get me smashed.

Rude. I had a date tonight. Bloody magic portal. I thought apparating was bad.

Someone point me in the direction of Moroccon oil and a cosmo.