Of all the effing places I could have been teleported to... why Maine?
No offense to the people who
actually live here.
Even though I'm honestly aghast to think that anyone would choose to live here.I suppose it's cute and picturesque in that small town sort of way, if you like that kind of thing.
Where can I get a drink around here? Please tell me there are clubs here. Or at least a bar?
Oh fuck me. How will I live without drink?