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Well, Jess is resting, which is pretty well deserved since she just added a whole new person to the world.

Speaking of, Miriam Edith Barton was born at 3 in the morning. She came into the world screaming and covered in someone else's blood. So in that respect, she's a lot like most of her family on a given Wednesday back home.

I never actually bought into that whole parents thinking their babies are perfect thing, but...yeah. She is pretty damn flawless.

How the heck did I help make that.

phil.

Well, you possibly helped make that, but the point stands.

She's so tiny. What if I break her?

jess.

You are amazing and I love you so much.

francis.

So, how's it feel to officially be a big brother?

My water just broke.

So, Clint, if you could come home, that would be great.

God damnit.

Given the circumstances, I gather I've been pulled in to some sort of parallel dimension. Is that the case with everyone here?

My name is Maria Hill. Should that mean anything to you, I'd like to meet and discuss our current situation.

( aou spoilers...just to be safe )

[Nat's boys]

Movies Friday?

This definitely isn't home. I don't suppose someone can tell me what's going on or show me around? I would've asked the nun but I already had to ask her to set this device up so I could use it. Tablets are a little lost on me.

Oh. Oh my.

I had forgotten about this.

Fitz? Are you still here? I do hope you are.

The thing is, I really did mean to post to this sooner, but I found a man in a dumpster just after I arrived. And he had a rather alarming number of injuries, which was really very worrisome when you take the dumpster into consideration. And the sensible thing to do seemed to be to take care of him first.

So he's on the sofa. My sofa, obviously. It was a bit difficult getting him back, but I managed. He's resting now.

Okay. This was... not what I was expecting?