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seven questions:

1. does anyone have a roommate as hot as mine (hint: no)
2. does this remind anyone of their college days??
3. where are we?
4. who here knows my favorite song (don't be shy!!) no one cares shhhhh
5. what's good here to eat?

Nothing like a little explosion to break up the monotony, I guess.

So... this here town is made up from a whole bunch of people coming from different universes representing different movies, television shows, books and what not, right? I got that. Totally cool. I mean, it's a geek's paradise! Throw everybody together in a great melting pot of geek love and see what happens! What a way to break the Fourth Wall, and heaven knows that's what I'm all about. I only have one promblemo with this.

WHERE IN THE HELL IS THE GOLDEN GIRL FANDOM, DAMMIT?!??!

Bea Arthur, OH MY BELOVED BEA ARTHUR!!! When will I ever be united with yoooooou!!! Come with me to the Casbah and we'll make such beautiful music together I'm thinking reggae right now, or maybe 80's Bubblegum Rock?.

I know! I know! I'll make a request on the Wanted Page! That's it!

Okay, everybody check out the Wanted Page, coz I done put in my request. I expect a whole bunch of applications piling in any minute now. AAAAAAANY MINUTE NOW! Don't all rush. I'll select the best one out of the bunch.

Oh, I suppose while I'm here I ought to apologize for that hand grenade I sent Not!Coulson and Hawkbutt. In my defense, I did include bandages, in case somebody got wounded! Well, not exactly bandages, but something to stop the bleeding, at least. Sorry. Won't happen again.

Did I do good, Cap?

Oops, I had to edit a mistake on the request, but I fixed it now. ☺

Thanks again to everyone who came to the party, and helped Clint put it together. It was a nice surprise.

Consider any reports I was drunk and singing to be false, as a late birthday present.

Clint, two questions.

1. Why are there arrows in the freezer?
2. Is there any chance the arrows explode when you take them out of the freezer?

You know, this place has a real knack for kickin' ya' out just long enough to make you think you're crazy, and then it drags you back in.

Don't suppose I can get a head count as to who's still kickin' around?

And a Cigar delivery.

And a drink.

Je n'aime pas ces voitures.

Je n'aime pas parler la boîte, soit.

Now, in news not related to mocking an American icon and well-respected senior citizen...

We're going to be doing a cook out in the park to celebrate the fourth of July and Steve's birthday. Everyone is welcome. There will be burgers and hot dogs and barbecue and plenty of sides and desserts, but feel free to bring dishes to share. It's going to be pretty relaxed. Just a way for people to get together and have fun. I'm told the town does fireworks, so we'll be hanging around to watch those in the evening too.

Feel free to come join us. It should be a good time.