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That ain't Steve

( Scratched out filtered messages that were chickened out on. )

Thanksgiving has so much food. I don't know how people even walk afterward, it's like everyone should just need to be rolled.

I need to step away from the XBox...

Anyone feel like training me?

Okay I gave it a try for a while, but there should be an opt out button on the school thing. My world isn't even this world so learning about history in a world with a different history makes no sense. I mean, I don't even remember things people tell me before ten in the morning unless there's a drill or someone might die, so anything before lunch doesn't make sense to me anyway.

[Filtered to Francis]
I guess you have a sister? Or will? Is that good?
[/Francis]

[Filtered to Hope]
Why are there always so many people everywhere always? This town isn't that big.
[/Hope]

Okay. Time for a few announcements won't actually matter to anyone except my family probably. But I don't care. I feel like making announcements.

1) Given I'm beyond confused about my age at this point, with all the being here and then going back to that same point in my personal timeline back home right before I get dead by explosion, I am just going to declare that I'm the same age as May, whatever that is at this point. May, how old are you again? I can never keep track. It's only fair, since we're twins. Besides, it's not like my age ever made sense anyway, what with all the symbiote hybrid clone stuff.

2) I'm changing my codename. Because reasons. Namely...

A - Mayhem sounds like a supervillain name. Which...to be fair...
B - It also sounds like a terrible pun on May's name. Which...to be fair...
C - No codenames you pick at 16 are good codenames...
D - My whole family gets spider codenames, so...

Anyway, I'm going to go with Scarlet Spider, because sorta-maybe-clones have AWESOME luck with that one.

3) I'm starving. Who wants pizza?

4) I also kind of want to punch someone in the face. Any takers?

This whole post and its...everything is probably why I have like...two and a half friends.

[Filtered to Natasha (MCU)]
I kind of forgot that I should tell you, but Francis and me are going camping for a couple of days? Is that okay? Is it dumb to tell you? I'll have the phone and everything.
[/Natasha]

There's videos on youtube of bunnies jumping over little hurdles and it's really cute. Don't ask me why I was looking, it just happened?

I'm still not sure what to think of this place.

[Filtered to James Rogers]

I have a question for you

Is it really that close to school starting? How old do you have to be to get out of it again?

I still don't see the point, but I'm not going to bother trying to argue about it this time. Someone better at it can tell me what the least boring classes to take are, though?

I don't mind learning, it just seems pointless to waste time learning things that aren't going to apply in any real world we have to live in later, since we won't remember and our world is ruined anyway. So everything seems dull, and hard, since I didn't learn the same things to start with. I don't like feeling like an idiot, either. I'm not.

[Filtered to Steve Rogers (616)]
Hi. I was wondering if maybe when you had time sometime we could do another cooking thing? Natalia said that you make really good pancakes, so I said I'd ask if you'd teach me sometime, so I could make them for her?

If you don't mind, I mean. And only when you're not busy. Thanks.
[/Steve Rogers]

[Filtered to Natasha Romanoff, and the Bartons (MCU)]
Hi. I know everyone is busy so I didn't want to bother you but would it be okay if the Bucky who used to live here comes over and we use the kitchen some night? Or day? If not that's okay. He was going to show me how to make stuff, is all. But I mean there's a lot of people here so I don't want to get in the way.

Where did the girl who lives here go? Does she just hate me so I never see her? Did I do something to make her hate me? Should I say sorry?

[Edited to Add Later]
And you probably already know this because I sort of just thought she was avoiding me, but I think the girl - Allison? - who was here isn't, now. Or at least she hasn't been.

I just thought I should say. Just in case you didn't know.
[/Natasha, Bartons]

[Filtered to Francis Barton]
Somehow I don't even know if I like cooking or am any good at it and I'm doing it with multiple people I'm related to or sort of related to. Now I'm worried I might set something on fire. I mean I didn't so far with Steve but maybe it was a fluke?

How do you know if someone hates you enough to just never see you? If someone was there first and hates you should you move out so they don't have to see you?
[/Francis]

Okay. I looked it up because I'm not stupid, but I still don't get it, and Tony never told us about it.

What is a meme exactly? Because I mean it seems like it's five hundred different things that don't make sense.

This is stupid.

Kätzchen? Are you still here?

Or Logan or anyone?

So. Trapped in an alternate dimension. Must be the summer time.

I'm Franklin Richards, I know some of the Avengers are here?

Someone please remind me not to get curious about what's going on back home again or click on articles about my 'relaunch'.

I'm still not sure if I trust this town. It seems too good to be true.

This isn't the future I'm familiar with. So things worked out right? Is anyone here Does anyone know how I can get back? There are people I need to take care of.