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I'm over this place.

I went on Tumblr.

I don't like Tumblr.

Derek, stop making people on the internet think you want to have sex with my boyfriend. It makes me sad.

Stiles, stop making people on the internet think you're in love with my cousin and want his werewolf babies. I'm pretty sure you can't have babies, not even werewolf babies.

[Filtered to Malia]

Hi...I'm Mercy. Word is you're a coyote, too.

Hey, Swan.

Mind if Nadia has a sleepover with Lily tomorrow night? It's that time of the month and I'm about to claw my skin off I'm fucking starving Peter can be a real bitch if I don't come along for the full moon.

Oh. Right. That reminds me. Hey, assholes. For all the newbies, keep the fuck away from the woods tomorrow night. Best for all concerned.

Okay.

So.

Sorry if I freaked anyone out when I got here.

But where the heck well he can't yell at me for this so hell is Storybrooke and why can't I leave? I don't feel the pack I can't feel Adam and now