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[FILTERED TO HIS FRIENDS]
Charles and I are moving in together. Before you start with the comments about me jumping into things and screwing up let me say two things. First, back home all my friends are dead or Phil and I'm in a coma. This is probably my only chance to have something good. Second, fuck off.
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Winter does eventually end here in Maine, right? One more kid hits me with a snowball and I'm going to start looking for places to lock them up.

Since I'm going to be here for awhile, I should start looking for some form of employment.

Okay.

Someone want to explain to me in what universe being dragged out of a car and thrown into traffic results in a surprise trip to the New England coast? The most I've been able to get out of the locals is 'magic'. Please god tell me there's a better explanation than that.

Maine?

Really? This better be a coma hallucination.

It would seem I've missed out on quite a bit by taking time to acquaint myself with this era before using this device. Including my sister

My name is Charles Xavier. Thank you very much for your hospitality.

My mother Raven is gone.

So Raven is gone, and I'm stuck like this.

Today is just a bloody brilliant day, isn't it?

As many charms as it has, sometimes this town does just seem small. And there are shockingly few aliens.

[Whoniverse Residents & Jack's Friends]
I'm not sure who else we've lost, but Ianto seems to have been one of the people pulled back out of town. Anyone else missing?
[/Whoniverse]

[Rose Tyler & Arthur]
I could stand to be extremely drunk right about now. Care to keep me company?

((If you think your character is friendly with Jack, feel free to assume they can see.))

I really do need to pay more attention to this thing. I suppose I'm still not all that used to all the gadgets of this particular time person. And, in any case, I get so caught up in my work sometimes. It's a dreadful habit.

Raven, my dear, I do miss your company. Perhaps we could find some time to spend together. Do you think you could spare a few hours for your favourite brother?

You as well, Erik, darling. I have procured a new chess set and would dearly like to break it in.

You gotta' be kiddin' me.

I tell you, this wakin' up in strange places routine is gettin' more than just a little bit tiresome. Someone bring me a beer and a cigar and, while you're at it, how about somebody tell me somethin' about my day that'll give me a reason not to go around makin' a whole lot of noise until somebody shows up.

And some better clothes. And make it somebody I know because if all I'm surrounded by is people who smell like sunshine and apple pies, I'm just gonna go ahead and write this off as one of my worst dreams ever.

Right then.

My name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Sheriff here in Storybrooke. You've all met the Mayor, and been given your welcome kits, but if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me, or my deputy, David Nolan.

And if you could all fill this out for me, so I get a feel of who's who, that would be great.

<b>NAME:</b> <b>AGE/DOB:</b> <b>PREVIOUS RESIDENCE:</b> <b>PAST OCCUPATION:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL SKILLS/ABILITIES:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL NEEDS:</b> <b>ANYTHING ELSE:</b>


[OOC: Characters, can try to lie, but Emma has had the Blue Fairy charm the form with a spell that prevents people from doing so!]