Tommy Shepherd || Speed (speedier) wrote in welcomenetwork, @ 2015-03-08 14:30:00 |
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Entry tags: | april parker / mayhem (earth-982), billy kaplan / demiurge, canton everett delaware iii, elphaba thropp, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), tommy shepherd / speed |
okay so my last job thing didn't work out because billy. but i've got a new idea.
i found these books. they're like dino sex books. and it's all gay dino sex. so i'm gonna corner the lesbian dinosaurs. (i'm not linking to them because there's like kids or whatever but if you want I'll show you in comments just don't buy them because lesbian version would be way better.) and i automatically know more about dinosaur screwing than whatever weird dude writes gay dino sex because i met a dinosaur.
which makes it sound like i had sex with the dinosaur or saw her have lesbian dinosaur sex or something but no. i just actually know one so i have intel. on non-sex things.
it doesn't even have to be good because they all sound terrible and there's ten billion of them and people must buy them or they wouldn't just keep appearing right?
anyway, so lesbians. and they'll be artists and more emotional and all and paint with their feet because tiny dinosaur arms, and have a human art dealer or gallery owner or something, i don't know, i'll look at wiki. and then they have sex in paint. lots of sexy paint. and i make money. the sequel will be sexy paint in space.
and yeah i know i could just get a job or go to school, cassie!