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I truly hate this Maine. I was just starting to be able to deal with the fact that I am stuck here, and now I am a woman? I need some explanations, and I would very much like them now.

[Anne Boleyn]

If you had anything to do with this...



[Anne of Cleves]

This is a very strange request, but may I borrow some clothes?

There is to much magic and agents of the devil here. It is uncomfortable. I am one for learning but magic, werewolves and vampires among whatever else there is here is completely unacceptable.

I am curious, is there a way to learn about the culture of this place? While I have learned the basics there is still so much that I do not know.

Can someone please explain to me why there is a sudden appearance of multiple dogs outside?

One of them seems to have attached himself to me.

I think I want to keep it.

[Edit to filter to Anne of Cleves]

Do you mind me bringing a puppy into out apartments? Will you help me with him?

[Filtered to Anne of Cleves]

Anne Boleyn is here.

She is not pleased with me. Not that I blame her.

Just thought you would want to know.

Angels defend us, what sorcery is this?

I am beyond pleased no longer to find myself in the Tower, but this must be a fell and unholy place, to have brought us here. Death and salvation, perhaps, would have been better than this devilry...

Today is my birthday.

I don't know that I'll be throwing any kind of grand celebration, but some pie at Granny's wouldn't go amiss.

Mary becomes Queen of England.

Then Elizabeth.

Edward dies....

Whoever told me to Google my life is bordering on cruel.

Tell me does anyone dance or sing here? I have always been a fan of balls and parties. A part of me wishes I could grow my own food like I did back home but there is no space and no one to help in the gardens here. All the vegetables taste wrong to me.

What...

I am not exactly sure what this contraption in my room is, but... it's loud. And it has... moving pictures on it.

What is it, and why is telling me about the child just born to a Duke and Duchess of Cambridge?

Good morning to you all, I find myself in a highly unusual situation here and am not sure what I make of it. Being pulled five hundred years into the future is not easy, nor is learning how to use this device. Thank you to the kind person who showed me how to do so. It has taken me awhile to get the hang of it but I do believe I am getting there if slowly.

I am correct in my understand that there is no way to return home as much as I wish too?

I should introduce myself then, I am Lady Anne of Cleves sister to King Henry VIII of England and Aunt to two wonderful girls who I adore as well as a young nephew.

Right then.

My name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Sheriff here in Storybrooke. You've all met the Mayor, and been given your welcome kits, but if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me, or my deputy, David Nolan.

And if you could all fill this out for me, so I get a feel of who's who, that would be great.

<b>NAME:</b> <b>AGE/DOB:</b> <b>PREVIOUS RESIDENCE:</b> <b>PAST OCCUPATION:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL SKILLS/ABILITIES:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL NEEDS:</b> <b>ANYTHING ELSE:</b>


[OOC: Characters, can try to lie, but Emma has had the Blue Fairy charm the form with a spell that prevents people from doing so!]