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Kätzchen...

I think I have overindulged.

Times like this, I miss Bobby. And Ororo. Snowball fights are way more fun in July than in January.

Kätzchen? Are you still here?

Or Logan or anyone?

I was just thinking I needed a holiday but this... Oh, this is brilliant is what it is. Alternate worlds brought together without disrupting the flow of time. Of course you were all taken here against your will and we can't have that. Not even in a lovely pocket universe like this one. Should probably get on fixing that.

Hello, I'm the Doctor.

You know, I honestly didn't think I would ever get a chance to feel bored again. Not with being chased by murderbots.

It's kind of nice.

Still kind of boring, though. Anybody feel like doing something really stupid?

It isn't where I planned to be. But there's worse places to end up.

Storybrooke for a town full of people out of stories though? Is it so no one can say the truth wasn't right in the name?

I'm takin' a break for a few days

Nobody panic. I ain't gone, just...shout if you need. I'll hear it.

If you could change something about yourself here that you couldn't at home, would you do it?

And I hurt in places I didn't even know I had.

Charles, why didn't you bother to tell me that I always used my powers when I got into a fight? I would have been spared some of this agony if you had.

What the hell did I just watch?

God save us from white men and their need to be the center of everything.

kitty²

Seriously? Seriously?

You sent Logan back? That's how it went for you?

In the continuing series of "Kittys Across Parallel Dimensions Throw Parties For Jewish Holidays*", we're having a Purim bash down at the youth center tonight. Costumes highly encouraged. If you don't have one, we have silly hats and feather boas and you will have to wear one. There will be a ton of hamentaschen**, adult beverages for adults, and noisemakers for cursing Haman while we tell the story of Esther. Games and probably some dancing later on just for fun. Come one, come all, come party till you can't tell the difference between "cursed be Haman" and "blessed be Mordecai"!

* We're working on the title.
** Delicious cookies filled with jam and/or Nutella.

okay I need money. will do the following:
1. naked dancing.
2. semi-naked dancing. (will provide costume but will steal costume)
3. naked posing.
4. speed reading (doesn't have to be naked)
5. catch bad guys except the mini loki because people like him for some reason
6. laps
7. eat
8. porn
9. make fun of stuff billy does.
10. run faster than you.

someone give me money.

i don't want to work.

((Edited in later))
11. my own talk show. someone give me a talk show.

Best things about winter in a town you can't leave?

You can totally sniff out whoever might steal the beer you're cooling in a snowbank.

Consider that a warnin' if anyone finds wayward beer.

If anybody is having trouble getting around in the snow and needs errands run, I'm happy to help out.

Also, did you know snowdrifts are not nearly as cold when you phase through them? Fun fact.

So, Kitty, Felicity and I were talking and we've decided that given the Jewish population here, having Hanukkah at anyone's apartment would probably be a little too crowded. So we're sending out an open invitation to Hannukah celebrations at the Youth Center. If you're Jewish, have friends or loved ones who are, or are just interested in learning more about our culture, you're more than welcome to come and join us. We'll also be having a traditional, for my reality anyway, Chinese food dinner on Christmas for anyone who doesn't have other plans or who doesn't celebrate.

For those who don't know, Hannukah begins Tuesday night.

( Derek, Peter, Malia, Stiles, Allison, Scott, Melissa, Erica )

You're all personally invited, obviously. I know you aren't Jewish, but you're family, so I hope to see you there.

( 616-Earth people and offshoot worlds, MCU people, Charles Xavier, Erik Lehnsherr, Jubilee, Kurt Wagner, Sherlock Holmes, Joan Watson - Felicity and other Kitty can read )

You guys are all welcome to come and we really hope to see you.

Okay, everyone. Stay inside if you can. If you need a safe space, we've got the youth center secure. Just be careful.

Needless to say, school is out for the forseeable future.

( Derek and Peter )

You guys stay inside. There's no guarantee you'll be safe from a zombie bite. And I don't want to have to shoot either of you in the head.

If you need me, I'll be out zombie hunting.

( Stiles, Malia, Scott, Isaac, Allison )

You kids be safe. I don't want anything happening to you.

I knew it was too god damned quiet in this place for it to last, just wasn't exactly expecting to see the Dead up and walking around.

Bottom line is this: I'm makin' supply runs for folks who need 'em. Since we got know way of knowing how long this fun time is gonna last, or if it's gonna go on 'till we put each and every one of of 'em down, be reasonable about what you're askin' for. And don't be stupid. Stay indoors unless you know what you're gettin' into, and how's about we all try really hard to avoid gettin' chewed on, huh?

( Kitty(616) )

( Kitty(MCU) and Jubilee )

( Kamala )

( Thalia )

( Beth & Carl )

Maine?

Really? This better be a coma hallucination.

Oh, hey, it's Rosh Hashanah. Nice to start a new year without worrying about whether this'll be the year the giant killbots finally destroy us all.

So yeah. Happy new year.

Well. Spendin' a week gettin' drunk was nice.

Screw this place

Number of doors I have walked into: 5

Number of cars I bumped into: 3

Number of books I knocked onto the library floor when I didn't phase through a stack: 23

Number of bruises I have: uncountable

Why yes, I do feel really stupid, thanks for asking.

Magical dimensional travel was not on my to-do list today.

Anyway, hi. I'm Jean Grey.

Kitty? They said you were here.

All right. Like Principal Coulson said, classes will be staring at the Elementary, Junior High and High Schools, as well as the Community College, on September 2, which is this Tuesday. For those of you who don't know me, I'm Kitty Pryde, the town's educational advisor.I'll be taking registration for any recent arrivals, as well as updating information for our other residents. All children and teens eighteen and under are required to register for school. Please use the following form to provide your information, or that of your child, and we'll get everyone into the system and registered for classes.

<b>Student's Name:</b> <b>Age & Date of Birth:</b> <b>Parent or Guardian:</b> <b>Former Level of Schooling:</b> <b>Any Special Needs:</b>

We'll be doing one on one counseling for high school and college students, to help them pick classes. We will also be working with any students who have special requirements outside of typical academic programs, in order to best help them. The first week here is spent helping people to settle in, as we know there are often unique circumstances for our students.

Additionally, we could use some more help at the Youth Center, as several of our staff have been sent back to their own realities. If you have any interest in working there, please either contact me here or email me your information at pryde.katherine@storybrooke.gov. We'll be having an open house next weekend so we hope to see you all there.

Thank you all very much and we appreciate your help and cooperation.

It would seem I've missed out on quite a bit by taking time to acquaint myself with this era before using this device. Including my sister

My name is Charles Xavier. Thank you very much for your hospitality.

I'm rather glad that it's cooling down some. Summer has been lovely, but I'm really looking forward to autumn. It's gorgeous when the leaves start changing.

We have some positions open at the library. We've lost some staff due to displacement, so if anyone wants to come work here, they're more than welcome to.

( Rumple )

You need to take a break. You work too much. And I feel like we almost never see each other.

You have two choices. You can agree on your own, or I'll simply have to kidnap you.

So anyone who has been here a while knows that the coming and going sucks. But it always happens. So sorry if someone's gone. And sorry if someone's here you don't want to be.

But most of us are missing people. So, what two people do you wish most would show up? And what two do you hope fall in a hole between universes and don't show up?

Scott and Mr. Argent, for Allison, from my world from me, for people I'd want to see.

Don't want to see - any other Argent, basically.

For once I get to say that an explosion wasn't my fault. Nice. I feel kinda validated by this somehow.

Kitty is missing.

I don't know who all is here from her world but she's gone.

Hi. So. Um, I need to get a job and stop mooching off Jubes, and I guess... I need advice? All I'm really good at is killing Sentinels. And sending other people back in time. And breaking mutants out of camps. None of which really translate to anything in Storybrooke, as far as I can tell. And - you're not me, but you are, so if anyone knows what I could be doing it's you.

Help?

Kätzchen. I found something that I thought you might like.

I'll keep him for myself if you have no heart.

( ... )

You know, this place has a real knack for kickin' ya' out just long enough to make you think you're crazy, and then it drags you back in.

Don't suppose I can get a head count as to who's still kickin' around?

And a Cigar delivery.

And a drink.

Gutentag.

It seems as though I am here. Again.

I am Kurt Wagner but in the Munich Circus I was known as the Incredible Nightcrawler.

There really isn't any way out of here, is there?

I'm Mys Raven. If there is a way to leave, I'd appreciate someone telling me.

After nine months, you'd think that I would be used to the fact that I don't have to be constantly on my guard or worried about whether or not I'd have to run at a moment's notice, but I still find myself jumping at the slightest sound sometimes when it's real quiet. Does anyone else have this problem? I'm wondering if maybe I should talk to someone about it, but I don't know if that would really help or if I just need more time. Or maybe it's just the fact that I have no idea what's happening to Maggie back home.

professor? bobby? blink?

did it work?

where is this? or where is this hospital i mean