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Now I know why I never went to Maine. I miss the days when the worst we had to deal with was someone misusing Stark tech

Okay, I've spoken to some people one on one, but this is probably an easier way to go about it.

Everyone, try not to panic. There's a lot of unstable magic around because of the portals and the near destruction of the town, and the fact that it's taken this long for anything to happen means that it probably isn't very strong. I know it's pretty unsettling to wake up in a body that isn't yours, but it really is mild compared to some things that could happen. And odds are it probably won't last very long. A week or two at the most. I suck at this

If anyone has questions or needs help adjusting to this probably temporary inconvenience, please feel free to come by my apartment. I live in Tower One, Apartment 109.

OH MY GOD.

SERIOUSLY.

OH MY GOD.

PEPPER!! COME QUICK!!

I HAVE BOOBS! THIS IS AMAZING!

AND THEY BOUNCE! C'MERE PEPPER! I NEED YOU TO TELL ME IF THEY'RE AS FIRM AND PERKY AS I THINK THEY ARE!!!

So it would seem that with the sudden decision on the portals part to send several people back, the Hanged Man is short handed and once again hiring. We still have a full staff of bartenders but are in need of a new waitress or two and could still use some help in the kitchens if anyone is interested.

[Filtered to any and all of those currently in or with a background in Government, Medical, Animal Care, Military, and Law]

I want to request a list of people currently in these fields or with a background from where they came. I think it would be nice to have a solid foundation of who has the expertise in which areas and perhaps even Sheriff Swan and Mayor Mills could find the information useful.

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Right. So, let me get this straight. There are 'portals' that bring you here and there's no leaving?

And ... computers that allow you to talk to people over long distances?

Heavy.

Anyway, uh, hi...? I'm Marty, and I don't suppose there's a single one of you here that's from Hill Valley? Preferably a crackpot, eccentric, white haired inventor?

When I said I could use a vacation, this wasn't what I had in mind.

Tony, you around? Should I blame you for this? I probably will anyway.

I get to blame Stark for this, right?

Right then.

My name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Sheriff here in Storybrooke. You've all met the Mayor, and been given your welcome kits, but if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me, or my deputy, David Nolan.

And if you could all fill this out for me, so I get a feel of who's who, that would be great.

<b>NAME:</b> <b>AGE/DOB:</b> <b>PREVIOUS RESIDENCE:</b> <b>PAST OCCUPATION:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL SKILLS/ABILITIES:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL NEEDS:</b> <b>ANYTHING ELSE:</b>


[OOC: Characters, can try to lie, but Emma has had the Blue Fairy charm the form with a spell that prevents people from doing so!]