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So, running around the park yelling 'Bullet' definitely makes people look at you like you're a crazy person. Safe to say 'off leash' needs more work.

[Filter to Gretel]
Can we talk?
[end filter]

[Filter to self]
I know my own mind, and I know the things this TV show says I've done. The lengths it said I've gone to to get Dean back have been pretty extreme up to this point, but I've been willing to accept it was possible because I know I would do, and have done, just about anything to save him. But this? It's too much. I can't believe I'd let it go that far.
I should really just not watch TV at all to be on the safe side, I did not need to see that. I never needed to see that. I feel sick just thinking about it.
[end filter]

Hey, so. I learned a very important lesson tonight.

Never Google yourself while in Storybrooke. I'm locking myself in a basement room for a while. Seriously, just... I'll come out later.


[Private to Dean]

Good news is I have access to an adequate food supply. Bad news is I really wouldn't mind if someone went Daryl Dixon on my ass right now.

[ filtered: magical folks & law enforcement / not his brothers ]

If you've noticed that the gazebo in the park is a little...broken. I'll fix it. I had something get the better of me and I couldn't really get a hold of myself long enough to stop and I kind of got thrown through one of the beams. It's an easy fix though. I have some construction history so we're good.

So yeah...that happened.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and explain a problem I have and ask people with any suggestions they have to fix it. All I want to do get rid of this thing. It makes me dangerous to those I know and those who don't have a clue who I am. I don't want to kill anybody. This thing...obviously referring to a "curse" that was put on me back in my world...universe...thing. It causes me to become more violent than I usually am and might does have roots that date back to the Jesus-walked-the-Earth sort of days.

So this is my SOS since I don't have a nerd angel to call and my brother is being kind of a dick.

[ filtered: adam ]

I'm sorry. Shit went the wrong way. You shouldn't have seen that. How's it going? Get settled at the new place?

[ filtered: sam ]

I asked for help. I don't think it'd do a lot of good though. Hear you got a job teaching people to shoot. I'm still surprised they hired you. I'm still a better shot.

[ public ]

Got a job as a bartender. I still haven't figured out what anyone does for fun in this place. So steer in the right direction because I'm going a tad bit stir crazy.

Hey, sooo... This is new. Seen a lot of things, but instant teleportation across the country's a first.

Did I just get recruited into some top secret government thing? God, that's all I need right now. I AM NOT A BIOLOGICAL WEAPON PEOPLE

[Filtered to Malia and Buffy]
I've been meaning to check in ever since...well, my brother was a jackass. Things kinda got away from me for a while there. Anyway, you're both okay right? And Dawn, she's alright?
Sam.
[End filter]

[Filtered to Adam]
So, you might've noticed things are a little....frayed right now between Dean and me. I'm gonna move out for a while. I just wanted you to know you can come with me if you want.
[End filter]

[Filtered to Jo]
Things the way they are with Dean and me right now I don't think it's good for either of us to be under the same roof. I'm gonna move out for a while. I told Adam he can come with me and I think it'd be safer if he did but I'm not gonna force the kid, keep an eye on him for me if he decides to stay?
[End filter]

[Filtered to Dean]
The apartments getting pretty crowded. I think it'd be best I might I'm gonna move out for a while.
[End filter]

So, I should probably get a job. Anyone know if the shooting range is hiring? Probably as close as I'm gonna get to hunting in this place.

Okay.

What fresh Hell is this. A new condo level?

Any good suggestions for vegetarian or vegan restaurants?

A magical town was not exactly what I had in mind when they said Michael was going to take me away. Celestial city of doom seemed more appropriate.

By any chance, is there a Sam or a Dean here? Or... Castiel? Bobby?

[ filtered away from sam; ]

If anyone gets the smart idea to mention this "Supernatural" show to my brother, I will cut your throat. Don't think I won't. I'm not trying to be mean here or anything, but it's just a request. Me, asking a bunch of random people for a favor. He can't know.

[ public; ]

I think I need a job, I'm almost out of beer money. And the locals are starting to catch on that I'm hustling them.

Crowley?! If this is your idea of a joke....

This isn't why I summoned you! I summoned you to save my brother

Send me back and bring Dean back or I swear to god I'll fucking kill you!

Hello?

It's nice to see that everyone, or seemingly everyone - best not to assume, has survived another Easter here in Nigh Storybrooke. As always, the holidays here seem to come with far less bloodshed than expected. And that, I feel most people will agree, is a good thing. I can't help but remember countless Mondays after Easter back home where the clean up crews had to deal with the extensive structural damage and ravaged corpses. Some people were never seen again. And not, in that particular instance, because of a particularly persistent case of infectious invisibility.

I've heard that there is going to be a book fair at the library soon and I must strongly caution against attending. Books are dangerous enough without involving librarians. It was, after all, the great Ralph Waldo Emmerson who famously said, "Some books leave us free and some books make us free and some books take us captive and keep us trapped inside them. Help! I've been trapped inside this book for what feels like an eternity. Won't someone let me out? Please, please, for the love of god, help." Adding librarians to an already volatile situations can only make matters worse. Though I have been told on many occasions that librarians here are harmless, I cannot, in good conscience, ever condone allowing librarians to roam freely. Librarians are always dangerous, no matter how strong and well-crafted the chains and cages containing them are. To allow librarians to roam free and unchecked is to invite the slaughter of the innocent (probably) and screaming (definitely) masses. As such, I urge everyone to keep away from the library and whatever foul tricks the librarians use to lure their victims.

But, in good news, Khoshekh's kittens have vanished from the apartment, which can only mean that they have gone to new homes. This is good, both because everyone deserves to have a wonderful cat in their life and also because Carlos really is very allergic and having that many cats around was making things difficult. Even all the Benedryl really wasn't helping much. If there is a small cat floating in a fixed point in space in your house or apartment, good news. You have been chosen by one of the kittens, or perhaps ancient prophecy, and are now the owner of your very own pet. Congratulations on the new addition to your home.

Alright. So. I'm Doctor Victor Whale, as many of you who've been here for quite sometime know already. Unfortunately, I've never really had the time to get around to actually posting on this lovely little network here, because I've been far too busy making sure that all of you wonderful displaced people get all of the special medical attention that you require.

Speaking of special medical attention, if you're a vampire, remember, you must come down to the hospital and register your name at desk, so that we can put you on the list so you get your blood. And again, sorry, but not really, it's rationed, because we need blood for other important things here too, like life-saving surgery.

Also...Jo, are you pregnant? Because you called out the other day with a "stomach flu", you were pretty mean to me the other day, oh, and your breasts are bigger. Also, I'm a doctor. I notice these things. And, if you are pregnant, I know that boyfriend of yours used to be a vampire, so you might want to check into the possibility that you're carrying an antichrist or whatever other kind of baby former vampires and a witch are capable of making.

Sammy?

Cas?

Crowley?

There's apparently a nun that's the welcoming committee and while that's awesome, I don't plan on staying very long. Places to be, people to see. That and Maine is boring. So if anyone can point in the direction of the nearest exit. I'll leave.

Edit:

Where's a bar so I can drink it?

...This is not where I intended to land.

I require assistance, but my phone is running out of minutes. I didn't realize I would still need it.

I swear, we're constantly having to redo the schedule when people come and go. Thankfully, we have some pretty awesome people working for us, so it's not too bad.

Now, if I could just stop waiting for the other shoe to drop, that'd be great. I think every time I've been in an idyllic small town over the years, things have gone straight to hell soon after. Then again, I was usually in those places because of monsters, so...

( Sookie )

Hey, hun. You still settling in all right?

I need to move a few things around on the schedule. You okay to pick up Saturday night? One of the waitresses has a thing. I'd step in, but I'll be working the bar. I promise I'll make it up to you. Seriously, it'll be a godsend. And I really will owe you.

You know, this normal life thing?

It's alright. I've been here for a while and I miss Sam like hell but I haven't had to run for my life once. No apocalypses to stop or angels to deal with. Nothing to hunt. My girlfriend is here and safe. I don't get twitchy walking down the street at night. I may actually get to be an old man someday if I stay here.

I don't know why I started thinking about all this. It's just nice, I guess, to not be the person I am back there. Son of a bitch, enough of this sappy stuff, I'm going to get pie.

It's all my fault.

All the bad stuff. I should have been better, faster, smarter.

Both of my brothers are gone.

{PRIVATE TO JESS}
Are you alright, sweetheart?
{/PRIVATE}

{PRIVATE TO JO}
Move in with me?
{/PRIVATE}

I've never had so much of nothing to do since I got my first job at thirteen. I picked up a job at the garage, but this town's only so big, there isn't all that many hours to work.

There was a long stretch of time where I didn't think I'd ever say this, but I miss the road, sometimes.

[Dean]
They had an old '72 Camaro in the back no one was touching. She doesn't run, but fixable. I thought you might want to give it a try with me. Sammy too, if he got more interest in engines over the years.
[/Dean]

[Adam]
I thought maybe we should talk. If you want to.

I forgot today was my birthday.

Guess I really am getting old.

Thank god it's Monday. I love having nights off.

Even if they are spent arguing with idiots

( Sookie )

I was thinking. We should do a double date with the guys some time. We're getting enough staff for you, me and Sam to take a night off.

What do you think?

( Dean )

How are things going with mini!Sam?

So...I need to find a job. I've got training as a waiter and bartender. I can host as well.

Any leads?

It, uh, turns out that I don't know what to do with free time anymore. Which is crazy, and a little disappointing even to myself.

Should I be getting a job or something?

[DEAN... & JOHN]

Am I the only one who's noticed that the magic portals seem to be using some of our lists of 'people to watch' as a checklist for 'who to bring' lately?

That Original Vampire reunion isn't exactly making me feel comfortable around here, and I'm not even one of the people on their hit list. I guess it just had to feel like a proper Christmas around here, didn't it. So much for only having good news to share today

Crowley.

Are you quite finished yet?

This is getting terribly bothersome.

And don't even pretend it isn't you, serpent.

Step up from the usual mindtricks I get.

Fairy tales and storybooks? Where the hell did they get that from?

This isn't how things usually work around here. They don't usually hand out hardware to tap out words on.

With Isabela gone out of nowhere, which really sucks by the way, Hook has me stepping up to help run the place. Well the bar end of it...not so much the business end. Anyway, I may not be a pirate, but I definitely know my way around a bar.

( Dean )

So, wanna celebrate you having your favorite parts back?

I need so much brain bleach for that episode. And I'm not even talking about the Russian mob.

So gross.

[DEAN]

I feel like there was a point in my life where I could have been the one to tell Anakin Skywalker that he was going to turn into Darth Vader, and be gentle about it.

I think I've passed that point. Maybe you should do it.

This...this is new. Not unpleasant.

|FILTERED TO SAM AND THEIR FRIENDS |
This is Dean.

I'm apparently now a girl.

And I didn't do anything. I swear.

[DEAN, JO, ELLEN, CHARLIE, JESS, ANGEL]

Shit. I think Ruby is here.

Talk Like a Pirate Day. Who's down for drinks at The Hanged Man? Just be warned, I do crazy things when drunk.

So... I guess I'm stuck here in this weird little town without my car, without my family and without demons, huh? Okay... so the last one might not be so bad, but damn it, the first two trumps that one. This is not cool. Plain and simple.

[DEAN]

So, you were right. Sorry I blew up at you.

I'm in a much more fun mood now, if you want to do something.

[JESS]

Just to be clear, the fact that you're still sticking around even though you know all the worst things about me means that you'll say yes if I ask you out on a date, right?

I think I'm really starting to like this town. And not just because the alternative is being dead-dead back home instead of just...whatever this is

I mean, don't get me wrong. It's weird. More than weird. And all the monsters walking around don't exactly give me warm fuzzy feelings, but whatever. When in Rome But it's not all that bad.

( Dean )

I was going to come up with some thing about how we should get a drink, and maybe imply something could happen later. But I really can't be bothered to dance around it. I may like this place more than being dead, but that doesn't mean I trust anyone enough to let my guard down with them.

So want to blow off some steam? It doesn't have to mean anything.

I promise I'll still respect you in the morning.

Speaking as sort of an expert on the whole finding yourself in a world where you exist in a tv show, I feel like I should give out some pointers. I'm pretty sure these translates to all media.

- Don't Watch Your Show. (Read your book, Your Comic..etc).
- Don't google your name.
- Stay away from fans.
- Don't read anything they might have written.
- Don't look up actors.

Trust me, it'll just mess with your head. Obviously, these are just suggestions but trust me, you'll thank me.

I have to say, I never really pictured myself working in a pirate bar. Of course, I never really pictured myself being brought back to sort-of-life because a portal brought ghost-me to the land of magic and Disney. So...I guess expectations aren't all they're cracked up to be.

But it's fun. Really fun. And my boss doesn't even care if I break a guy's hand if he puts it where he shouldn't. Always a plus.

( Winchesters )

You're being too quiet. Not getting into trouble are you?

( Mom )

I know I don't really say it much, but I'm really glad you're here.

This is not where I am supposed to be.

| FILTERED TO SAM, JO, ELLEN AND CHARLIE |

Beginning to think that it might be best if we limit the amount of talking we do about hunting in this place.  There seems to be a uncomfortably large amount of things that we should be hunting here and they've got friends. I mean, unless anyone has a suggestion, I think we oughta keep quiet for now. We still don't know where we are.

I do think we should be keeping track of them though. Just in case.

Also, Jo and Ellen, this is Charlie Bradbury. She's a friend.

Now I was told my daughter Jo is here. It'd be nice if someone would point me in her direction right damn now.

Hi, I guess? I don't know what the protocol is here, or who all can see this.

They told me my brother was here. That can't be Is that true? Dean, are you here?

Well, fuck.

I know they say it's magic, but I can't help feeling like this is a Winchester's fault.

Right then.

My name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Sheriff here in Storybrooke. You've all met the Mayor, and been given your welcome kits, but if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me, or my deputy, David Nolan.

And if you could all fill this out for me, so I get a feel of who's who, that would be great.

<b>NAME:</b> <b>AGE/DOB:</b> <b>PREVIOUS RESIDENCE:</b> <b>PAST OCCUPATION:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL SKILLS/ABILITIES:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL NEEDS:</b> <b>ANYTHING ELSE:</b>


[OOC: Characters, can try to lie, but Emma has had the Blue Fairy charm the form with a spell that prevents people from doing so!]

At least Mom is here...Which I probably shouldn't announce. Who knows who is in this weird little town. Witches

At least the pie is good.

Also, has anyone seen a freakishly tall brown haired kid? Answers to Sam?