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So, apparently, weird gay porn books aren't just about dinosaurs anymore. There's totally a book about gay sex with...the concept of money? Giant coins with your own face? British mistakes? Who even knows.

Tommy. Are you going to write lesbian money porn now? Because I think it would be hilarious.

Oh! So, F/M/K, Civil War Edition. Steve Rogers, Tony Stark or T'Challa. Let's see if Rogers or Stark cry when people choose to kill them. Because let's be honest here, nobody's choosing to kill T'Challa.

Also, feel free to torment one another with your own F/M/K questions in the comments. I encourage it.

Well, that was less than fun.

But, on the plus side, I'm still breathing. So that's something.

Could use a doctor with a better bedside manner, but I'll take what I can get.

leonard.

Thank you.

I don't know if I would have made it if you hadn't found me and gotten me help.

I'm alive because of you, and I'm not going to forget that.

dr. mccoy.

I'm mostly kidding.

Thank you for helping me. I mean, I guess it's your job. But I'm pretty glad to be alive, so the sentiment stands.

On the plus side, I get a good view while I'm healing.

matt.

Sorry for missing a few days of work. Not the great first impression.

I sort of got stabbed, back home.

felicity.

I'm okay. I promise. Sorry if I worried you.

Excuse me.

I think I'm confused. Someone tried to explain what's going on, but I just don't see how it's true.

I'm kind of afraid to say this and jinx us, but...

....I think spring is finally here!

(Not what you were expecting, I bet.)

It looks like a good day for a picnic and then reading outside. Or maybe taking a nap and getting a few freckles.

Fairytales. Magic? You've got to be kidding me.

I quit.

If anyone see's Jim Kirk, you go right on ahead and tell him that.

Jim? Where the hell are you?

I just got some ridiculous story about fairytales, but if this isn't your fault somehow, I'll eat my tricorder.

Alright. So. I'm Doctor Victor Whale, as many of you who've been here for quite sometime know already. Unfortunately, I've never really had the time to get around to actually posting on this lovely little network here, because I've been far too busy making sure that all of you wonderful displaced people get all of the special medical attention that you require.

Speaking of special medical attention, if you're a vampire, remember, you must come down to the hospital and register your name at desk, so that we can put you on the list so you get your blood. And again, sorry, but not really, it's rationed, because we need blood for other important things here too, like life-saving surgery.

Also...Jo, are you pregnant? Because you called out the other day with a "stomach flu", you were pretty mean to me the other day, oh, and your breasts are bigger. Also, I'm a doctor. I notice these things. And, if you are pregnant, I know that boyfriend of yours used to be a vampire, so you might want to check into the possibility that you're carrying an antichrist or whatever other kind of baby former vampires and a witch are capable of making.

Getting set up with office hours and all that nonsense, but if you've problems medically let me know. I think I'm about caught up with all this historical doctoring nonsense. Wish that crazy Scotsman was here, I'm a doctor not an engineer, and trying to get all my equipment up to decent levels is tough.

The bars are good here though.

I forget.

Is it against the rules for me to attempt to use magic to get rid of my baby's cold? Tally is in misery. My poor little girl.

Should have posted this much sooner, but the time got away from me. For anyone who doesn't know, Thursday night at the hospital there's going to be a Halloween Fundraiser. There'll be refreshments and games and all that. Everyone is welcome to come in costume too.

Okay... maybe it is magic.

Bones? Bones? Are you here? Helloooo. I may need your help with something.

I don't give a damn about that fairytale nonsense.

I'm just going to go ahead and blame this on Jim. Much more sensible.

You know, even with someone explaining all this crap, I still don't really believe it.

Like hell this isn't somehow Jim's fault. Stupid jackass

Right then.

My name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Sheriff here in Storybrooke. You've all met the Mayor, and been given your welcome kits, but if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me, or my deputy, David Nolan.

And if you could all fill this out for me, so I get a feel of who's who, that would be great.

<b>NAME:</b> <b>AGE/DOB:</b> <b>PREVIOUS RESIDENCE:</b> <b>PAST OCCUPATION:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL SKILLS/ABILITIES:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL NEEDS:</b> <b>ANYTHING ELSE:</b>


[OOC: Characters, can try to lie, but Emma has had the Blue Fairy charm the form with a spell that prevents people from doing so!]