And I'll need to be informed of anything Bon Jovi might have released in the last year or two.
Also I would not hate pie right now.
That aside. Hi weird Maine. I'm Lexi.
I can't find Caroline. She ran to Granny's to get us some food, but that was hours ago and she's not answering her phone.
Damon? Please tell me you're here.
Please refrain from having sexual relations with my son. Yes, I know he's age appropriate now and inherited my good looks, but in a week or so he'll probably be back to being jailbait and everything will be incredibly awkward. So just do yourself a favor and don't sleep with him.
The ball is fast approaching. We need dresses yesterday.
And I need a date.