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So, apparently, weird gay porn books aren't just about dinosaurs anymore. There's totally a book about gay sex with...the concept of money? Giant coins with your own face? British mistakes? Who even knows.

Tommy. Are you going to write lesbian money porn now? Because I think it would be hilarious.

Oh! So, F/M/K, Civil War Edition. Steve Rogers, Tony Stark or T'Challa. Let's see if Rogers or Stark cry when people choose to kill them. Because let's be honest here, nobody's choosing to kill T'Challa.

Also, feel free to torment one another with your own F/M/K questions in the comments. I encourage it.

Well this certainly brought back some memories. Do people here spend a great deal of time making videos?

I've decided that I want to see the movie... but I'm not entirely sure I can do it on my own.

I'm not sure if it's too soon but I found this when I should have been doing homework.

( Cut for potential Star Wars spoilers. )

I think for the first time in years I may actually be experiencing something like boredom with all of this idle time. I've been told there are job opportunities all over town. Any suggestions? I'd offer my resume but I have a sneaking suspicion many of you already know my experience.

Anakin
How did your meeting with that young man go? He gave me an odd feeling. I couldn't place it.

Luke
I know we've only just touched on training but what do you think about starting in earnest now?

( Obi-Wan Kenobi )

I need to talk to you.



( Luke Skywalker )

Do you want to meet me for a drink?

Obi-Wan is here, too, were you aware? Not the one you know, the one from my time. A little past my time, but closer to mine than yours.

You know... the spacers flying in and out of Mos Eisley always failed to mention just how cold the rest of galaxy was.

Would this shirt be in bad taste?

I need to be kept away from stores.

These surroundings are preferable to a hovel in the desert but I did have some particularly important responsibilities to attend to.

I know I've spent a majority of my life on Tatooine but I don't remember ever hearing about Maine.

And I thought Storybrooke couldn't get any stranger.

I was wrong.

I hate being wrong.

[Private to Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa]

A woman named Joan Watson told me of a series of movies.

Have either of you heard of these?

Magic portals? I highly doubt I was brought here by any form of a magic portal.


My name is Anakin Skywalker, and I would very much like to be returned home. While I appreciate this... less than mediocre piece of technology and the bit of money given to me upon arrival through the so-called magic portal, I need to return home. So get a portal ready to send me home.

[A few minutes later]

Where is Padme?

So I have been thinking about applying for a job here so I have something to do with my time. Plus the people I have talked to have suggested I do so. The problem is that I do not know what I'd be good at. Being a Princess and one of the leaders of the rebellion doesn't leave me capable of doing much.

Hi. I'm Luke Skywalker.

Where is Maine exactly?

Right then.

My name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Sheriff here in Storybrooke. You've all met the Mayor, and been given your welcome kits, but if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me, or my deputy, David Nolan.

And if you could all fill this out for me, so I get a feel of who's who, that would be great.

<b>NAME:</b> <b>AGE/DOB:</b> <b>PREVIOUS RESIDENCE:</b> <b>PAST OCCUPATION:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL SKILLS/ABILITIES:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL NEEDS:</b> <b>ANYTHING ELSE:</b>


[OOC: Characters, can try to lie, but Emma has had the Blue Fairy charm the form with a spell that prevents people from doing so!]