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May. 6th, 2016


[info]ifixstuff

If THAT is what is coming in my future?

Fuck everything.

Seriously, just fuck everything.

And even if it isn't? Fuck whoever thought that film was a good idea.



OOC: Be wary of potential spoilers in comments.

May. 3rd, 2016


[info]thelivinglegend

You know I'm actually a little disappointed I haven't found any of the themed Doritos this time around.

(I bought some anyway, for the record)

MCU
Assuming everyone hasn't already spread to the four corners of the world, I'm thinking that the Avengers and Co. should Assemble for a barbecue or something before whatever happens happens with the movie that we're all trying to ignore.

That includes anyone on the sidelines fortunate enough not to be a part of the whole mess.

How about it? Takers?

Apr. 14th, 2016


[info]ifixstuff

Look. We are in a place with magic. Some of us have been here a really long time at this point.

I don't ask for much. Well, okay. I do. But I don't ask for much often.

All I'm saying is: where the hell are my magical powers?

Feb. 12th, 2016


[info]ifixstuff

It's waaaaaay too damn quiet around here. Like, really.

Or have we all just settled into lives here, accepted the weird-ass shit that happens (which thankfully hasn't happened in a while. May I miss having boobs that was fucking awesome), and just decided that this is life now?

...Huh.

If I say something needs to blow up or something for a bit of excitement, that does not mean that if something blows up I had anything to do with it.

Aug. 15th, 2015


[info]foundingstark

98 Years young. If you don't count the dead stretch in the middle, that's a pretty decent run.

Peg, Steve, Barnes, I'm going to go find a cake, you should come by. Bring whoever you want. You too if you want, Tony.

I'm buying it, not trying to make it, don't start getting ready for fires, Jarvis.

[info]notthecavalry

MCU

There's been talk about laser tag and I'm pretty sure that older universe is going to be part of it. So... who wants to play? If you've ever wanted to shoot another version of yourself this is probably the only opportunity you'll get.

Aug. 12th, 2015


[info]younghawk

Ugh adults. Just. Blegh.

Jul. 28th, 2015


[info]ifixstuff

You know, watching all the comings and goings in this place...

It's a bigger revolving door than the one that used to lead to my bedroom.

And that's saying something.

Jul. 17th, 2015


[info]littlestcap

[Filtered to Steve Rogers (616)]
Hi. I was wondering if maybe when you had time sometime we could do another cooking thing? Natalia said that you make really good pancakes, so I said I'd ask if you'd teach me sometime, so I could make them for her?

If you don't mind, I mean. And only when you're not busy. Thanks.
[/Steve Rogers]

[Filtered to Natasha Romanoff, and the Bartons (MCU)]
Hi. I know everyone is busy so I didn't want to bother you but would it be okay if the Bucky who used to live here comes over and we use the kitchen some night? Or day? If not that's okay. He was going to show me how to make stuff, is all. But I mean there's a lot of people here so I don't want to get in the way.

Where did the girl who lives here go? Does she just hate me so I never see her? Did I do something to make her hate me? Should I say sorry?

[Edited to Add Later]
And you probably already know this because I sort of just thought she was avoiding me, but I think the girl - Allison? - who was here isn't, now. Or at least she hasn't been.

I just thought I should say. Just in case you didn't know.
[/Natasha, Bartons]

[Filtered to Francis Barton]
Somehow I don't even know if I like cooking or am any good at it and I'm doing it with multiple people I'm related to or sort of related to. Now I'm worried I might set something on fire. I mean I didn't so far with Steve but maybe it was a fluke?

How do you know if someone hates you enough to just never see you? If someone was there first and hates you should you move out so they don't have to see you?
[/Francis]

Okay. I looked it up because I'm not stupid, but I still don't get it, and Tony never told us about it.

What is a meme exactly? Because I mean it seems like it's five hundred different things that don't make sense.

Jul. 11th, 2015


[info]hawkdad

backdated to when that other post happened.

Talk about a headache.

Those quick trips back need to come with a fuck futzing warning label or something.

Nobody should ever experience three years in...shit has it really only been two hours? Because that's messed up.

spysassin house.
Tell me nobody panicked and set the fridge on fire.

laura.
You and the kids okay?

And how do you feel about maybe adopting a twenty-one year old war orphan with brain powers whose brother died saving my sorry ass hide?

wanda.
You still around, witchy?

How are you holding up?

[info]_fromasgard

Well isn't this quaint.

Jul. 3rd, 2015


[info]lanternlight

[Filtered to Flash crew + Arrow crew (because why not) + Dinah + Spooky Jr]

So. This is more of a heads up for the West family and Barry Allen but I included the rest of you because he may know versions of you back home and he talks a lot.

So we had a new arrival recently. The redhead? His name is Wally West. In my world he's Barry's sidekick, Iris' nephew, and a speedster. So far things seem pretty similar between my world and his.

My Dinah's already volunteered to keep an eye on him so you don't have to worry about fitting someone you don't know into your lives. Whether you talk to him or not is up to you. I'll let her have this alternate world conversation with him so he'll be aware of you all but know not to push anything.

This is my one adult act for the year. And it's killing me.

[Unfiltered. Added later.]

And acting like an adult really has killed me. Someone come help me make terrible life choices.

Jun. 25th, 2015


[info]littlestcap

Okay I've been here almost a whole day and I still don't believe it but that doesn't seem to stop it being true. So I turned on the phone. If anything happens because it turned on, sorry, but everyone else had one on and everyone who saw me looking confused kept telling me to put it on.

Jun. 23rd, 2015


[info]ifixstuff

Even if he's here, I am ignoring that father's day happened.

So I may be an atheist, but apparently this is what God was thinking when he 'made me'. )

Possibly accurate.

Any other takers? http://howyouare.com/godcreatedme/

Jun. 20th, 2015


[info]passingthrough

You know, I honestly didn't think I would ever get a chance to feel bored again. Not with being chased by murderbots.

It's kind of nice.

Still kind of boring, though. Anybody feel like doing something really stupid?

Jun. 17th, 2015


[info]skillwithwords

With the lack of anything better to do I was diddling on the internet and stumbled on this...

Anders Johnson is made of words, frowns, and honesty. With a dash of Photoshop.
http://en.shindanmaker.com/219278

Complete bull shit obviously, although surprisingly accurate. Wondered if it hit the nail on the head for anyone else?

Jun. 3rd, 2015


[info]behindtheline

[STEVE, HOWARD, JARVIS, ANGIE, SOUSA, BUCKY, TONY mcu]
Thursday, 6 o'clock. We're having supper at my house. Bring a date if you want.

May. 26th, 2015


[info]mrjarvis

I did not properly introduce myself the other day when I arrived, and I was told it is the polite thing to do. Although I find myself not terribly comfortable with this device yet. My name is Edwin Jarvis, I am Mr. Howard Stark's butler, and occasionally Ms. Peggy's Carter assistant.

It is a pleasure to meet you. Or "meet" in terms of this electronic version of it.

May. 22nd, 2015


[info]lostcreature

Well this is...

I don't remember booking a trip to Maine.

Is 'magic' really the best explanation we have?

May. 12th, 2015


[info]feelingepic

Oh my wizard god pleaaaasee tell me someone has tequila.

And I'll need to be informed of anything Bon Jovi might have released in the last year or two.

Also I would not hate pie right now.

That aside. Hi weird Maine. I'm Lexi.

May. 8th, 2015


[info]ifixstuff

She's gone already.

Fuck.

May. 6th, 2015


[info]singlethread

I think it's been long enough that we can all put that movie behind us and say, yes, it was pretty bad. As much as I'd love to live in a world where I just watched Captain America punch people for a few minutes I can't.

Instead of focusing on bad media representations of lives let's enjoy the good ones. Or the ones that are so bad they lead to good moments. Like Spider-man cartoons. Or terrible Punisher movies that just lead to an annoyed Frank swearing when movie!Frank sits down to have dinner with people Frank was urging him, unsuccessfully because it's a movie, to punch.

We all have something to be embarrassed about or not feel too good about. For example, Frank pointed out that this happened. )

May. 2nd, 2015


[info]ifixstuff

AoU Spoilers behind the cut. Proceed at your own risk! )

Apr. 26th, 2015


[info]pepperandpotts

So... This was definitely not on my calendar for today.

Mar. 28th, 2015


[info]ifixstuff

Fuck everything.

Will be in the bottom of a bottle if anyone wants to find me or come join me.

Mar. 13th, 2015


[info]canucklehead

Kamala )

Peter Parker )

Rogers )

All right folks, figure it's high time we square up. Who's in for Poker?

Thinkin' if you bring your double you get a free buy in.

Stark, you playin' ain't optional. Same goes for you Fury.
Filtered to the 616 )

Mar. 4th, 2015


[info]notdying4creds

Sometimes when I'm eating Goldfish I get weirded out by the fact that they're cheese-flavored, because I remember I don't like eating cheese on fish.


#randomthoughtoftheday #fish #cheese #goldfish #youwishyoudthoughtofitfirst #hashtag #justonemore #okayilied #thisisthelastiswear #yupimuberbored

Mar. 2nd, 2015


[info]clearmyledger

Well I know who I'm blaming for this.

Who does everyone else blame?

Feb. 21st, 2015


[info]willbestrong

Please tell me there is a reasonable explanation for this that doesn't involve magic portals and fairies.

Feb. 14th, 2015


[info]ifixstuff

Hey Logan!

Get your furry ass over here. I'm introducing you to Oregon Trail. Anyone else who wants to join in, you're welcome to. The rules of the Oregon Trail Drinking Game are as follows:

* Shoot too much food, take a drink.
* Get a disease, take a drink.
* Get an injury, take a drink.
* If you successfully ford a river, take a drink.
* If you fail to ford a river, take a drink.
* Arrive at a monument, salute it by taking a drink.
* Anything happens to the wagon, take three drinks.
* Die? Shotgun a beer.

Good? Good.

Throw your name in the basket and let's go.

ETA: https://archive.org/details/msdos_Oregon_Trail_The_1990

Feb. 10th, 2015


[info]speedier

okay I need money. will do the following:
1. naked dancing.
2. semi-naked dancing. (will provide costume but will steal costume)
3. naked posing.
4. speed reading (doesn't have to be naked)
5. catch bad guys except the mini loki because people like him for some reason
6. laps
7. eat
8. porn
9. make fun of stuff billy does.
10. run faster than you.

someone give me money.

i don't want to work.

((Edited in later))
11. my own talk show. someone give me a talk show.

Feb. 9th, 2015


[info]canucklehead

Best things about winter in a town you can't leave?

You can totally sniff out whoever might steal the beer you're cooling in a snowbank.

Consider that a warnin' if anyone finds wayward beer.

[info]gotconviction

Well, I can cross magical portals to Maine off of things S.H.I.E.L.D never prepared me for.

At least the lobster here is good. That's one thing Maine can always be counted for.

I'm Phil Coulson, director of S.H.I.E.L.D. I heard my team was here.

Feb. 4th, 2015


[info]galeofwaterdeep

I really have no idea what to think about this.

Is this real Is anything real

I mean, on the surface, it seems absolutely insane. The idea that there are portals and magic...I believe in science. I don't believe in that sort of thing. Everything I know says this can't be real. But I'm a fiction in a body that belonged to someone else, so who's to say what's real And yet...here we are. I guess I'll have to reevaluate my beliefs.

Jan. 13th, 2015


[info]nothulk

Tony.

I have vodka and rum.

And pizza.

You're remaining at the apartment with me tonight.

Dec. 4th, 2014


[info]ifixstuff

Boooooored.

In other words, there may be explosions coming from the woods.

Or... something.

Unless people have requests for tech. Those are probably less destructive.

Maybe.

Nov. 11th, 2014


[info]ifixstuff

There's still snow on the ground...

And I'm so tempted to start a snowball fight it isn't funny.



[Avengers and various/sundry of the MCU sans Clint]
Okay, so I get Clint's in a bad place. It's been months and I'm still there over Pepper.

Fact of the matter is, I'm worried about him. Has anyone seen or heard from him in the past few days?

Nov. 10th, 2014


[info]notdying4creds

they had ONE JOB )

[info]ifixstuff

[Clint Barton (MCU)]
You. Me.

Cabin in the woods.

Now.

Promise I'm not going to kill you or do anything that would come out of a horror story. But I have vodka. I know what you're going through. I need someone to come drink it.

Nov. 7th, 2014


[info]_fromasgard

Storybrooke is far more amusing than I had thought possible.

Nov. 2nd, 2014


[info]ledgered

What the hell is going on?

One minute I'm working and the next I'm in some random town and there are zombies.

Nov. 1st, 2014


[info]ifixstuff



Yes, I stayed up I never sleep any more specifically to post this. As you were.

Oct. 5th, 2014


[info]ifixstuff

So I can turn invisible.

Someone out there likes me.

I promise I will only use my powers for good.




...or will I?

Sep. 29th, 2014


[info]agentsupernanny

Because I've already heard at least two dozen, this is a common post to house all future bird and wing related puns, hair related puns, questions about feather softness, and anything else.

Yes, they're soft. No, there are no eggs. Yes, we have heard that pun. It doesn't matter what it is. We have heard it.

Sep. 27th, 2014


[info]tobeunmade

Rogers, you around? Because I gotta ask.

I'm going to preface this by saying Barnes is an asshole and can't be trusted.

Did you guys really fight Nazi dinosaurs? Because I feel like more people would have heard about that.

Also, I can fly, motherfuckers!

Sep. 26th, 2014


[info]artofthecon

This is a strange question, I know it's a strange question, but what's the date?

Sep. 23rd, 2014


[info]ifixstuff

Bored. Boooored bored bored.

Trying to think of what's a good multiperson drinking game to play on the network... wait! I know!

Time for a rousing game of I've Never!

Drinking optional, but more fun if you do.

I'll start us off:

I've never rolled over the next morning to introduce myself.

[info]aghostproblem

I have died more times that I can count. Please tell me I've finally made it to heaven or wherever people go when they're at peace.

I can't keep doing this.

Sep. 9th, 2014


[info]ifixstuff

Before you ask? Yes, I'm still a genius. It isn't my superpower.

Yes, I'm still fucking awesome.

Yes, my liver is still working now someone go get me another bottle of scotch, I'm starving.

In case any of you forgot: I'm just this awesome naturally. No abilities or superpowers here.


[info]tobeunmade

Well, the way I see it, there's only one appropriate response to all the super powerful people suddenly not having powers.

Paintball tournament.

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