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[Max]
We're out of towels and I don't know what that bath soap you got is supposed to smell like, but it makes my nose itch. I threw it out.

There's a guy here who looks like an older model of me. But they didn't know what Manticore is. Or they said they didn't.

At least we know I stay prettier than you. Like there was any doubt.
[Max]

All right, I've got some cash and found a pool table, who wants to play? I'll even buy first round so you feel better when I win all your money.

Hi, I guess? I don't know what the protocol is here, or who all can see this.

They told me my brother was here. That can't be Is that true? Dean, are you here?

A flying nun just told me I'm in a storybook.

No sector police and grass and trees everywhere. I think this town has a punchline no one's delivered yet. But smells better than the last place I was, so I'll give it that.

Listen I've seen a lot of shit in my day, but alternate worlds where the pulse never happened and fairytales are real and magic? Nope. I need to get back STAT you don't understand, people could die.