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[Filtered to Alexander Grayson]

I need you to cover for me tonight. Sookie's back and I need to figure out what's the last thing she remembers from home and if I have a chance to still be with her here.

Oh fuck. I don't know why I told you all that.

[Filtered to Jo Harvelle]

I'm trying to get Alexander to cover for me tonight so I can try and spend some time with Sookie.

[Filtered from Sherlock Holmes - both of them]

I am pretty lonely and my roommate is not making it any better. I need a drink. I need a lot of drinks, and I need a place to stay the night that isn't my apartment because I can't be drunk around him. It would be bad. So.. takers?

I have the urge to get something off my chest.

I am not an American named Alexander Grayson.

I am Dracula.

Just thought you ought to know.

I want to hear everyone's deep dark confessions.

Someone tell me what they really think of someone else. Is there face weirdly shaped? Do they smell? Do you have a super duper crush on someone you've never told them about?

Tell me!

[Filtered to Julia Shumway}

Care to join me for dinner tomorrow night?

[/end filter]

I do not mind Storybrooke nearly as much as I thought I would.

This town is boring. Does anything happen here besides freak magical occurrences? I'm tempted to kill someone for fun.

[Alexander Grayson]
I've compelled myself a bit of company. Thought you might care to join.
[/Alexander Grayson]

I've never been around this many muggles before in my life. And I'm not saying that's bad! Just that it's a little...weird. I know in the whole world there are a whole lot more muggles than wizards, but...my life's been more than a little mental and I hardly know muggles at all.

So...'cause I'm friendly sometimes and curious (look, Hermione!) I just wondered if you muggles out there could tell me what it's like to live without magic. I mean, some of the things you do are pretty brilliant, really.

Oh Merlin I'm becoming my dad

Being a kid is exhausting. I need a nap. I'll settle for coffee, since they don't let kids have any. Which is probably a good thing.

Did I miss anything?

Holy crap, this place was real.

I'm not even sure how long I was gone. Is anyone I know still here?



[ooc: Last night on the way to Stephanie's, Cassie was yoinked out and brought back today for a canon bump to just before "Final Crisis", so she's about 20ish now and has gone through a HELLUVA lot.]

I'm entirely too old for this.

Glad I ain't no brat nor ancien' prune.

Anyone fancy a drink? Prices 'ere for a pint is bloody robbery an' I seem t'be runnin' a bit low on funds even aft'r I been paid by wot's-'is-face so's it's buy your own an' maybe mine if I play my cards righ'

There has recently been an influx of kids running around here. Seems like the magic is at it again.

[Storybrooke Officials]

What is the plan for dealing with the situation?

[/Storybrooke Officials]

[Bruce Banner]

Hey. I was wondering I don't know why I waited so long if you would take a look at something - a device of sorts - that came with me from home.

[/Bruce Banner]

[Alexander Grayson]
Would you care to get dinner one night?
[/Alexander Grayson]

I've seen a lot of weird shit, but I think this takes the cake.

Hopefully I'm not alone in being relieved that the mistletoe seems to be gone.

[Filtered to Thomas Hickey] (OOC: They didn't exchange names but in order to send this just to him - I put his name up there. Edited post to correct.)

God this is awkward Thanks for helping me end the year on a good note. I needed it I'm Julia by the way. I probably should have told you that before we ended up in the corner

Gotta say, I really thought this whole place was a hallucination. I guess it still could be. Is Cordelia here? Am I gonna wake up in a few months and find out I've been babbling to a dragon about seeing her in Storybrooke again?

It's been a few years for me, but I'll try to jump back in. Wayward magic, mystical city barriers -- feels just like home these days.

Working at a pirate bar is... well, interesting to say the least. But it's a job, and it gives me something to do.

[Filtered to Emma Swan]

Sheriff Swan,

I am having a small issue. I would not usually go to someone for this issue...

But as it is a life or death situation for me, I do need some assistance.

As a vampire, I live off blood. I do not wish to get on anyone's bad side by feeding off humans here. What should I do about this?



[Filtered to Joan Watson]

I thoroughly enjoyed your company at the ball, and I thank you for allowing me to escort you.

I will admit I'm impressed at how overall everyone is friendly here. It's been at least not boring since arriving here.

A little late, but Happy New Year.

So what exactly is this ball that everyone is taking about? I keep hearing about it but I seem to be missing the details.

Professional curiosity.

Filtered to magic users

Hello. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Katherine Pierce.

Until recently I was a 538 year old vampire. That was before I was forced to drink the cure for vampirism, which made me a human again. I was fed on by another vampire in my world, which pulled said cure from my body and now I'm dying. My body is rapidly aging from where it left off and it won't stop until I'm dead. At the present rate, I might have weeks, maybe only days.

The nature of the cure was magic, so I'm hoping that magic can reverse the aging process, at least. I know this is asking a lot for a bunch of people who don't know me, but I don't really want to die, so if you can help me.. I'd appreciate it.

Genie? Are you here?

This device is amazing. Reminds me of a brick.


If anyone sees a monkey wearing a coat please don't be alarmed, his name is Abu and he's my friend. My deepest apologies for anything he may steal, I promise you it will be returned once I find him. My name is Aladdin, you can contact me on this brick device.

[ooc: feel free to say Abu has stolen numerous shiny things from your characters]

Sherlock's gone. I guess that makes me dateless again. I mean not that it was a date with the ball and everything.

I don't even know. I need coffee.

[OOC: Spoken in his normal British accent as he does not realize it's voice posting.]

This is a very strange contraption... This is a strange town as well.

What am I doing here?

Right then.

My name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Sheriff here in Storybrooke. You've all met the Mayor, and been given your welcome kits, but if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me, or my deputy, David Nolan.

And if you could all fill this out for me, so I get a feel of who's who, that would be great.

<b>NAME:</b> <b>AGE/DOB:</b> <b>PREVIOUS RESIDENCE:</b> <b>PAST OCCUPATION:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL SKILLS/ABILITIES:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL NEEDS:</b> <b>ANYTHING ELSE:</b>


[OOC: Characters, can try to lie, but Emma has had the Blue Fairy charm the form with a spell that prevents people from doing so!]