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You know there's something wrong when "I'm going to parent the hell out of that kid" becomes part of your normal argument.

If I stealthily change both Castle and mini Barnes's first names to Ben do you think I can trick Parker into taking them?

Yay. The magic wall is down. Awesome. Really.

And now there are shiny portals that my two year old is absolutely fascinated with. So that's another thing to have to worry about all the time.

Also her favorite word right now is 'no'. Because of course it is.

And I can't find my keys and I can't prove she didn't hide them or feed them to the dog.

And there may or may not be oatmeal in my hair. Again. And I can only find one of my shoes.

I'm running away to Jersey. Not that I think I'll be any more of a functional human there. But I'm curious if they have anything like Gotham. I almost miss smog. Plus I might get to kick a mugger in the face.

Matt, can I have time off? Will you be okay without me? Will you remember to eat and not somehow end up in a dumpster? Frank, will you babysit Matt if I take a vacation?

Excuse me.

I think I'm confused. Someone tried to explain what's going on, but I just don't see how it's true.

I guess I probably should have said something on this sooner, but I kind of wanted to make sense of this place. It's a pretty big adjustment.

So, how does a girl go about using a law degree in a town like this?

felicity.

I heard you were here. Are you okay?

oliver.

I still kind of want to punch you in the face Hey.

So the other Murdock in Murdock & Murdock had disappeared. This isn't a very good start to our law offices. If anyone else has legal experiences I'm looking for another partner. I'm even willing to give you first billing since I'm used to it being Nelson & Murdock.

Frank has been telling me about the new 'Ant-man' movie coming out. I'm disappointed it's not about Pym but I guess Hank wouldn't be.

Castle also has a stalker. He doesn't know this because his stalker is actually pretty good at trying to be stealthy. I wouldn't have noticed myself but the mechanics make such a racket. I swear he's not Brock Rumlow. He's nowhere near tall enough.

Well isn't this quaint.

So now that I have an office in the works I thought I'd put feelers out for anyone who might be interested. I'm looking for a secretary. Or, hell, anyone who might be interested in working in an office.

I'm very slowly getting acclimated to this place. Too slowly for my own liking but, at least, it's kind of peaceful. I'm sure that means Frank's getting bored but the gun range should keep him busy.

The jokes in my initial post aside, what is Storybrooke's judicial system like? Is there an office I could get a job at or should I see about opening my own?

This definitely isn't home. I don't suppose someone can tell me what's going on or show me around? I would've asked the nun but I already had to ask her to set this device up so I could use it. Tablets are a little lost on me.