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Charles and I are engaged.

The wedding is already planned. May 21st.

Well, it certainly seems like I was brought back here just as things became interesting.

SHIELD senior staff + natasha.

Remind me that I'm not supposed to shoot Grant Ward in the face before I forget and decide to put a few holes in him.

Also, has Felix married his child bride yet?

Regina.

An election? That's new. You won't mind too terribly if I run, will you? Assuming previous time spent in this town counts toward the requirement.

But in any case, how are you?

[Filtered to Fury, Blake, Hand and I suppose Sitwell]

I know Nick has, but have the rest of you seen the latest arrival?

I need a drink. Who wants to come with?

So, Anyone watching Phil's show?

Gotta say, I really never expected that from Gonzales.

Fuck everything.

Will be in the bottom of a bottle if anyone wants to find me or come join me.

So, fairytales.

I can work with that. It's better than being dead. Always imagined when I finally got my ticket punched I'd be met by Izzy who'd punch me in the face. Not looking forward to an afterlife lecture of all my screwups since the accident. Glad I could push that back.

Anyway, where can a bloke get a beer?

I think we all need to talk about the elephant in the room.

Felix is absolutely ridiculous and is smitten with the boytoy he picked up last month.

It's embarrassing.

Fe, for the love of whatever, please do not attempt to marry this one.

We do not need a repeat of that tragic hipster cliche you were dating.

Okay.

Someone want to explain to me in what universe being dragged out of a car and thrown into traffic results in a surprise trip to the New England coast? The most I've been able to get out of the locals is 'magic'. Please god tell me there's a better explanation than that.

( Filter - SHIELD Upper Management )

Maine?

Really? This better be a coma hallucination.

Well, this is arguably an improvement. For a given definition of the word.