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Happy birthday, James. I hope you've enjoyed it so far and that you like the other thing too...

Tags: francis barton / hawkeye, james rogers

Jun. 26th, 2016

Tags: april parker / mayhem (earth-982), francis barton / hawkeye, jim kirk, leonard mccoy, luke skywalker, obi-wan kenobi, peter parker / spider-man (earth-616), steve rogers / captain america (mcu), tommy shepherd / speed

I've been here a whole year as of like two days ago. Which is crazy. Some people have come and gone two or three times in that time. ~~Some people just don't come back.~~

I'm still wondering what's going to happen at home, but I'm glad I ended up here.

[Francis]
It's probably against the rules to say what I want for my birthday. But I was raised in a bubble by Tony Stark, so I don't know that. Let's go camping for my birthday. But we can leave town now, so let's really go somewhere? I don't care where, just somewhere.

Tags: bucky barnes (616), francis barton / hawkeye, james rogers

aprilshowers

So, apparently, weird gay porn books aren't just about dinosaurs anymore. There's totally a book about gay sex with...the concept of money? Giant coins with your own face? British mistakes? Who even knows.

Tommy. Are you going to write lesbian money porn now? Because I think it would be hilarious.

Oh! So, F/M/K, Civil War Edition. Steve Rogers, Tony Stark or T'Challa. Let's see if Rogers or Stark cry when people choose to kill them. Because let's be honest here, nobody's choosing to kill T'Challa.

Also, feel free to torment one another with your own F/M/K questions in the comments. I encourage it.

May. 9th, 2016

Obligatory post to let everyone know I'm still alive.

I'm alive.

Tags: francis barton / hawkeye, james rogers, loki laufeyson (mcu)

Apr. 25th, 2016

ex_demiurge357

Everything about this gives me a headache.

But I'm 80% sure it's not my fault.

~~My boyfriend, the king of space, is not going to be happy about this~~

Tags: billy kaplan / demiurge, francis barton / hawkeye, steve rogers / captain america (mcu), tommy shepherd / speed

Apr. 9th, 2016

This post was, originally, going to be titled 'pictures of the dork I'm dating' and then I sort of decided that, maybe, I should keep most of those pictures to myself. Instead I decided that sharing this picture was a better use of my time in order to, you know, convince him that it's a good look.

Tags: francis barton / hawkeye, james rogers

Nov. 30th, 2015

( Scratched out filtered messages that were chickened out on. )

Thanksgiving has so much food. I don't know how people even walk afterward, it's like everyone should just need to be rolled.

Tags: francis barton / hawkeye, hope summers, james rogers, natasha romanova / black widow (616)

Nov. 13th, 2015

speedier

i'm gonna write a song. it's called "everyone leaves and it blows". first i've got to learn how to write songs and play music but how hard can that be? i mean musicians do it.

but first i watched food network for like four hours and they made a baked state dessert that you set on fire and i'm going to make that. i'm pretty sure i can and if not fire goes out eventually.

my brother is nerding somewhere. i can feel it. he's nerding and i can't mock him for it.

Tags: april parker / mayhem (earth-982), eli bradley / patriot (616), francis barton / hawkeye, tommy shepherd / speed

Nov. 9th, 2015

_fromasgard

I'm bored.

No one likes it when I get bored.

Tags: daisy johnson / quake (mcu), francis barton / hawkeye, loki laufeyson (mcu), steve rogers / captain america (mcu)

Oct. 26th, 2015

Okay so Halloween's on Saturday. What do teenagers do on Halloween? Is someone going to throw a party? Someone should throw a party and hope nothing terrible happens. And there should be costumes because otherwise it's not a Halloween party BUT you can't wear your usual costume if you're a super hero type because, again, that's not a Halloween party.

Tags: anakin skywalker, francis barton / hawkeye, james rogers, tommy shepherd / speed

Oct. 12th, 2015

Tags: april parker / mayhem (earth-982), francis barton / hawkeye, frank castle / punisher, james rogers, loki laufeyson (mcu), natasha romanova / black widow (616), tommy shepherd / speed

Look, world, I made it to 18.

Aug. 27th, 2015

Getting used to school again has been incredibly difficult. I'm looking forward to all of my afterschool activities to start up again ~~I'm not going into what those are~~. Maybe I'll take up a sport this year.

[MCU Loki]
I'm also kind of bored though. We should do something fun. Just, you know, don't ask me what.

Tags: francis barton / hawkeye, james rogers, loki laufeyson (mcu)

Aug. 12th, 2015

Ugh adults. Just. Blegh.

Tags: bruce wayne (gotham), francis barton / hawkeye, james rogers, loki laufeyson (mcu), tommy shepherd / speed, tony stark / iron man

Jul. 29th, 2015

James Rogers

So. Hey. My dad's missing and I need to talk to someone.

Tags: francis barton / hawkeye, james rogers

Jul. 22nd, 2015

The stores already have their back to school sections up. Don't we have, like, another month before we're forced back into those child prisons?

I'm bored and in need of entertainment who wants to hang out?

Tags: clint barton / hawkeye (616), francis barton / hawkeye, loki laufeyson (mcu)

Jul. 17th, 2015

[Filtered to Steve Rogers (616)]
Hi. I was wondering if maybe when you had time sometime we could do another cooking thing? Natalia said that you make really good pancakes, so I said I'd ask if you'd teach me sometime, so I could make them for her?

If you don't mind, I mean. And only when you're not busy. Thanks.
[/Steve Rogers]

[Filtered to Natasha Romanoff, and the Bartons (MCU)]
Hi. I know everyone is busy so I didn't want to bother you but would it be okay if the Bucky who used to live here comes over and we use the kitchen some night? Or day? If not that's okay. He was going to show me how to make stuff, is all. But I mean there's a lot of people here so I don't want to get in the way.

~~Where did the girl who lives here go? Does she just hate me so I never see her? Did I do something to make her hate me? Should I say sorry?~~

[Edited to Add Later]
And you probably already know this because I sort of just thought she was avoiding me, but I think the girl - Allison? - who was here isn't, now. Or at least she hasn't been.

I just thought I should say. Just in case you didn't know.
[/Natasha, Bartons]

[Filtered to Francis Barton]
Somehow I don't even know if I like cooking or am any good at it and I'm doing it with multiple people I'm related to or sort of related to. Now I'm worried I might set something on fire. I mean I didn't so far with Steve but maybe it was a fluke?

How do you know if someone hates you enough to just never see you? If someone was there first and hates you should you move out so they don't have to see you?
[/Francis]

Okay. I looked it up because I'm not stupid, but I still don't get it, and Tony never told us about it.

What is a meme exactly? Because I mean it seems like it's five hundred different things that don't make sense.

Tags: bruce wayne (gotham), francis barton / hawkeye, hope summers, james rogers, tony stark / iron man, tyrion lannister

Jun. 25th, 2015

Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. DAD. DAD!

Mom?

I have your attention, right? James is going to, I don't know, sleep over for a few days? Is that what we call it? Sleep over?

Tags: clint barton / hawkeye (616), francis barton / hawkeye, jessica drew / spider-woman

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (616), bucky barnes / winter soldier (616), carol danvers / captain marvel (616), francis barton / hawkeye, james rogers, natasha romanova / black widow (616), steve rogers / captain america (mcu), tony stark / iron man

Okay I've been here almost a whole day and I still don't believe it but that doesn't seem to stop it being true. So I turned on the phone. If anything happens because it turned on, sorry, but everyone else had one on and everyone who saw me looking confused kept telling me to put it on.

Jun. 7th, 2015

So now that school's letting out and I won't have a million activities going on anymore I need to find something to do with my time.

Tags: aria montgomery, francis barton / hawkeye, roy harper / arsenal (arrow), tommy shepherd / speed

May. 24th, 2015

somanyshapes

It isn't where I planned to be. But there's worse places to end up.

Storybrooke for a town full of people out of stories though? Is it so no one can say the truth wasn't right in the name?

Tags: francis barton / hawkeye, kitty pryde / shadowcat (film), raven darkholme / mystique

May. 9th, 2015

When school lets out I think I'm going to spend most of my summer at the shooting range. Gotta make sure I don't get all rusty. ~~Plus Frank Castle seems pretty cool~~

Tags: aria montgomery, francis barton / hawkeye, roy harper / arsenal (arrow), tommy shepherd / speed

May. 3rd, 2015

Tags: barney barton / trickshot (616), clint barton / hawkeye (616), francis barton / hawkeye, natasha romanova / black widow (616)

There is something incredibly wrong with this world.

Tags: aria montgomery, francis barton / hawkeye, tommy shepherd / speed

Apr. 14th, 2015

thislooksbad

So, Francis.

Don't panic if you go into the spare room and see a large nuclear spacebomb.

That's just Vladimir. Apparently he showed up while we were out. Try not to get too existential with him. He's got some issues with depression. He's been doing better though. He and Lucky are getting along. Apparently he likes dogs.

...My life is really futzing weird.

By the way? Jess? Vlad's here.

Apr. 12th, 2015

immockingyou

Magical town in Maine, huh? Well that's something you don't hear of everyday.

Clint, I'm blaming you for this one, mostly because Fury isn't here, otherwise I'd blame him.

Actually, I'll just blame Fury. You get a free pass for today.

Tags: barney barton / trickshot (616), bobbi morse / mockingbird (616), clint barton / hawkeye (616), francis barton / hawkeye, jessica drew / spider-woman, natasha romanova / black widow (616)

Mar. 9th, 2015

aprilshowers

Okay, I'm just going to go with what the actual fuck?

Because...seriously? A magic portal that leads to a fairytale town in Maine? Am I the only one who thinks that's complete bullshit?

Tags: april parker / mayhem (earth-982), francis barton / hawkeye, may parker / spider-woman (earth-982), tommy shepherd / speed

Feb. 12th, 2015

Filtered to May Parker

So I was wondering
Valentine's Day is on Saturday and I was just thinking
Would you want to
I'm terrible at this

I was just wondering if you were doing anything on Saturday. If not would you be interested in doing something with me? Like a movie or... something? You don't have to but, you know.

Tags: francis barton / hawkeye, may parker / spider-woman (earth-982)

Jan. 24th, 2015

Tags: bobbi morse / mockingbird (mcu), francis barton / hawkeye, may parker / spider-woman (earth-982)

I think Torunn's gone.

~~First not really but kinda sorta mom shows up and now Torunn disappears. Is this a Barton thing?~~

Aw, portals.

Jan. 10th, 2015

Things may have been easier when all I had to worry about was a homicidal robot.

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (616), cole, francis barton / hawkeye, jessica drew / spider-woman

Dec. 3rd, 2014

Private to May Parker

So, hey, welcome back. I don't think I've said that yet.

I was wondering, if you had time, maybe we could go to Granny's and get some hot cocoa? Catch up, I guess.

~~I'm terrible at this~~

Tags: francis barton / hawkeye, may parker / spider-woman (earth-982)

Nov. 2nd, 2014

ex_demiurge357

So, mom's gone. And America's gone. And there's zombies now. Basically everything sucks.

On the plus side, I guess Tommy can't whine about being bored any more.

( Young Avengers + Kamala + Francis & Torunn )

Uh...Young Avengers ~~young~~ assemble?

We should do that. We can take on zombies.

Uh...Loki...are you coming or are you going to be all weird and hovery with your girlfriend and her baby? Not that that's weird. Just...you'd probably be keeping them safer wiping out zombies with us. But your call or whatever. Just pointing out we're less likely to get dead with you around. No pressure.

Tags: billy kaplan / demiurge, francis barton / hawkeye, kamala khan / ms. marvel, loki laufeyson (616), noh-varr / marvel boy

Oct. 31st, 2014

You know... when we defeated Ultron there was this sense that, maybe, we wouldn't have to worry about our lives 24/7. When I settled in here I figured that was the end of my post apocalyptic misadventures and maybe everyone was right. The bows and arrows belonged at home or the range. I could wander the streets freely. Have a normal life. Go to that child prison you all call a school. Nothing was going to kill me. Well thanks, Storybrooke. When this is over it's going to be 500 times harder to convince me to go to school unarmed.

At least these zombies are easier to kill than robots. AND they're just zombies. Totally could've been worst. Like reanimated corpses of your deceased loved ones so things are extra personal.

Tags: francis barton / hawkeye, jessica drew / spider-woman, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), thalia grace

Sep. 15th, 2014

Yeah, so probably goes without saying. But I can't werewolf anymore either. And I was a crappy human, so if this spell has a like button, I'm not hitting it. I'd rather have been a kid again, at least then I hung out with a Hulk and Scott.

Tags: francis barton / hawkeye, isaac lahey

Sep. 4th, 2014

School's still pretty pointless. If anyone was wondering. I doubt you were, but just in case.

[Filtered to 616 Kitty Pryde]
I don't know any functioning adults except for you. And Melissa, but I don't want to bother her when her son isn't here and that's the only reason she knows me.

But how do you make someone's dad not hate you? And how do you know if you're actually dating someone or just friends who go out and flirt?

~~This is stupid.~~
[/End Filter]

Tags: erica reyes, francis barton / hawkeye, isaac lahey, kitty pryde / shadowcat (616)

Aug. 31st, 2014

agentsupernanny

To all our teenaged residents, consider this an official reminder that high school classes pick up for the year on the second. Also a reminder that superpowers, fangs, claws, robots, guns, and pets aren't allowed in the halls. Also gum.

[Locked to Nick Fury & Melinda May]
I blame you both for the hangover I had for what felt like a year, just so you know. But for the record, Clint found another home for the baby and we'll revisit the topic later.

Nick, if somehow this town manages to swap Clint into a female and knock her up, I am blaming you, and I will murder you, somehow. Nothing personal.
[/Nick & Melinda]

[Locked to Spysassin Home]
Why did I not rebel against the idea of running a high school full of superpowered teenagers and just go live in the woods?

Tags: adrian ivashkov, allison argent, buffy summers, clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), erica reyes, francis barton / hawkeye, grant ward, kitty pryde / shadowcat (616), lissa dragomir, malia tate, melinda may, nick fury, peter hale, phil coulson (mcu), rose hathaway, torunn thorsdottir, xander harris

Aug. 27th, 2014

Isaac are you still here? And, if you are, are you okay?

Tags: francis barton / hawkeye, isaac lahey

Jul. 26th, 2014

Tags: archie hopper / jiminy cricket, bucky barnes / winter soldier (mcu), caroline forbes, cassie lang / stature (616), francis barton / hawkeye, isaac lahey, kitty pryde / shadowcat (film), melissa mccall

So anyone who has been here a while knows that the coming and going sucks. But it always happens. So sorry if someone's gone. And sorry if someone's here you don't want to be.

But most of us are missing people. So, what two people do you wish most would show up? And what two do you hope fall in a hole between universes and don't show up?

Scott and Mr. Argent, for Allison, from my world from me, for people I'd want to see.

Don't want to see - any other Argent, basically.

Jun. 26th, 2014

~~Do I get to refer to Isaac as my boyfriend now or does that not happen after one date?~~

I'm pretty sure I've been in an annoyingly good mood lately. Which, you know, is probably better than being in a bad mood or dealing with the whole teenage angst thing. So... dad, mom? I'm sorry if I've been annoyingly cheerful.

I've decided that I should probably look into getting a job. Do one of the normal things teenagers my age do. Then I can complain about work and have money to spend for things and stuff.

Tags: francis barton / hawkeye

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Jun. 10th, 2014

Everyone is always bored or missing people on this thing. Including me. So screw it.

Top five people in town you'd sleep with. Everyone tell me theirs. (I don't care if they're married/dating/into the wrong gender/from a world where they're actually a rabbit. It doesn't have to make sense.)

No picking people who aren't here anymore, because then it's not as funny.

Jun. 6th, 2014

So if anyone from Beacon Hills is wondering, home still blows. But there still aren't vampires, so this place is still higher on the 1-10 scale of strange. I do know what a nogitsune, kitsune, and oni are now. They also blow, except the kitsune. Or one of them.

I'm making six frozen pizzas and bought a ton of legos. I'm building lego everything and not thinking about home at all.

Tags: bilbo baggins, francis barton / hawkeye, isaac lahey, lydia martin, peeta mellark

Jun. 5th, 2014

goforshortbus

It's amazing how restless someone can get even when they're active 90% of the time.

Someone give me something to do. Or at least something to occupy myself. Please?

Tags: francis barton / hawkeye, grant ward, isaac lahey, jessica drew / spider-woman, melinda may, peeta mellark, peggy carter

May. 28th, 2014

So. The school year is just about over and I'm still living in an Ultron-free world with parents and now a sister. Pretty normal, right? Who wants to fill me in on what normal teenagers do during the summer. I hope it doesn't involve more time trapped within a school.

Tags: cassie lang / stature (616), francis barton / hawkeye, isaac lahey, sirius black

May. 15th, 2014

Allison's gone. Scott's gone. My apartment is too big and I murdered a pillow on accident last night, so now everything tastes like pillow fluff.

Someone come hang out with me. We can go run, or I'll use actual money to buy you food, or something. I'm open to details. ~~I can't deal with this much alone.~~

[Locked to Melissa McCall]
Do you need anything? I mean I know you take care of yourself so you don't need anything that much, but if you do, I'm around?

Tags: francis barton / hawkeye, isaac lahey, lydia martin, melissa mccall

Apr. 13th, 2014

Okay. So how many holidays are there and wasn't a smaller one just celebrated not too long ago?

Tags: alcatraz smedry, clint barton / hawkeye (616), dwight hendrickson, francis barton / hawkeye, isaac lahey, sonya blade

Mar. 29th, 2014

thislooksbad

You know, I've fought gods and the Phoenix force and Doombots and aliens. I've even died before.

But I've never faced anything as horrifying as a teenage boy's bedroom.

Seriously, Francis. Do the piles of dirty clothes and junk in your room have defensive purposes? Are they there to attack people who invade your room?

Clean it up or...I don't know. You're grounded. Or something.

Tags: clint barton / hawkeye (616), francis barton / hawkeye, isaac lahey, jessica drew / spider-woman, jessica jones / power woman, torunn thorsdottir

Mar. 7th, 2014

I honestly don't know how I feel about this place. There are times when I'm happy and I'm glad to have this opportunity to see my dad (Any version of him. Even the one that finds my existence upsetting.) in a place where I don't have to worry about Ultron killing us all in our sleep. There are times when I wake up and I worry about the ones left behind. Especially Rogers and the others. As capable as they've proven to be they haven't grown up the same way. They don't know what it takes to live like that.

As much as I want to meet my mother... I keep hoping Betty Ross shows up or that this place brings May back.

Tags: america chavez / ms america (trn366), bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), francis barton / hawkeye

Feb. 11th, 2014

So May's gone and that's been confirmed and, okay, I was sad for awhile but it's not so different from things back home. I mean, we lost people all time. The difference is that here I know she just went back home and maybe things are okay for her. She's not gone because I made a mistake or she was in one of those forbidden zone things or Ultron killed her. So, better.

I guess this just means I have to try and make new friends or something.

Tags: carl grimes, francis barton / hawkeye, isaac lahey

Feb. 6th, 2014

Has anyone seen May Parker? I know it's kind of a silly thing to ask given the nature of this place but...

Tags: francis barton / hawkeye, jubilation lee / jubilee, loki laufeyson (mcu)

Jan. 31st, 2014

Okay, so, Valentine's Day. What is it? Why is everyone making a fuss over it and is this something I should worry about?

Tags: america chavez / ms america (trn366), francis barton / hawkeye

Jan. 28th, 2014

I still kind of miss being an adult.

Tags: francis barton / hawkeye, isaac lahey, loki laufeyson (mcu), lydia martin, may parker / spider-woman (earth-982)

Jan. 23rd, 2014