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Damn I guess that resume really doesn't need to be written now, does it?

I think I need a job of some sort, though I am not sure exactly what sort of job I am suited for. Perhaps something with children? I've worked with children in the past...

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??

This is some weird dimension with werewolves and vampires and things and oh, it's okay, everything's fine, here's your room key and money you didn't work for because this is totally normal. I DON'T THINK SO. I've seen some pretty crazy things, but this—not panicking thing that you're all doing? Kind of freaking me out.

If this is your doing, I swear to God I'll dump all of your stupid sake into a river you slave-driving alcoholic.

Okay, so. Any time now, Mokona.