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Okay. Time for a few announcements won't actually matter to anyone except my family probably. But I don't care. I feel like making announcements.

1) Given I'm beyond confused about my age at this point, with all the being here and then going back to that same point in my personal timeline back home right before I get dead by explosion, I am just going to declare that I'm the same age as May, whatever that is at this point. May, how old are you again? I can never keep track. It's only fair, since we're twins. Besides, it's not like my age ever made sense anyway, what with all the symbiote hybrid clone stuff.

2) I'm changing my codename. Because reasons. Namely...

A - Mayhem sounds like a supervillain name. Which...to be fair...
B - It also sounds like a terrible pun on May's name. Which...to be fair...
C - No codenames you pick at 16 are good codenames...
D - My whole family gets spider codenames, so...

Anyway, I'm going to go with Scarlet Spider, because sorta-maybe-clones have AWESOME luck with that one.

3) I'm starving. Who wants pizza?

4) I also kind of want to punch someone in the face. Any takers?

This whole post and its...everything is probably why I have like...two and a half friends.

I think I need a job. Since Shield doesn't exist here and I got fired and the Tony Stark here doesn't know me, anyone have ideas?

I've really gotta stop being such a hermit. I'm not going home anytime soon Who wants to hang out? Or is that really sad? Trying to make friends on the internet? Clint would never let me hear the end of it

This is going to be my first Christmas without my mom. It's so strange. I don't even know what I'm going to do.

What is everyone's plans for the holiday?

Boooooored.

In other words, there may be explosions coming from the woods.

Or... something.

Unless people have requests for tech. Those are probably less destructive.

Maybe.

This was not my fault.

I just want that out there before the others get here. If they're here. I hope they are. Avengers Assemble?

Does anyone know where I can buy some clothes? My suit is cool but is not really made for prolonged wear.