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Dear All:

It has come to my attention that GIF wars are hilarious.

It has also come to my attention that I haven't started one in a while.



There we go. Have at it.

Your kind, benevolent, and resident asshole,

Tony Stark

Fun fact: Apparently it's considered rude to show up to your surprise engagement party already married.

Oops.

Sorry. Not sorry.

I have got to stop making plans and then let myself get sidetracked by work. To those I was talking to last time, my sincerest apologies.

On the subject of plans - is it really almost Easter?

The most obvious solution is that there's something in the general water supply, even if the media's idea of a truth serum is ridiculously inaccurate. But a magic spell is a lot more interesting, even if it's obnoxious as hell.

I wish the Eye was real, and the fact that our entire elaborate performance audition-slash-heist was actually a revenge scheme by a fake fed with extensive daddy issues is deeply disappointing.

And I don't think you should sleep with Merritt, Henley. He's possibly diseased and definitely old enough that heart attacks are an issue to consider and I would never get that mental image out of my head.

I resent the actual existence of Superman, because I can't fly.

Can't remember the last time I took a night off and saw a movie. Anyone know what's playing at the theater?

Magic portal through space and time to another part of the country?

Must be Thursday.

I'm Barbara Gordon. Hello.

Thank god that broadcasting is back to what constitutes as normal around here. I was about ready to stab someone with a knitting needle.
In other news, I'm doing a fluff piece for the paper and since Thanksgiving is this week, here's the obligatory question for us all...

"What are you thankful for?"

Discuss. I'll probably quote you unless you don't want to be mentioned.

Watching yourself on screen is an incredibly surreal experience.

And right now, I wish I could get drunk.

This place really is terribly strange.

Emma, is this really where you and Snow came from?

Am I doing this right? Can anyone see this?

Anyone else going stir crazy because we can't leave and explore the rest of this world, or is it just me?

I can't believe I'm just getting around to doing this now. Things have just been so busy at Granny's. Anyway, I'm Ruby and I'm glad to have met so many of you already. If you have a specific dish or something you've missed from your world, I'm sure Granny would be willing to give it a shot.

|WEREWOLVES|
I know it's scary to be in a new place but I just want you all to know that for the most part, Storybrooke is a friendly place for our kind. If anyone gives you trouble though, please come to me or anyone at the Sheriff's office. They're good friends of mine and they'll help.

Huh, look at that, Bonesy. Look at that.

You know, having too much time on your hands can be a bad thing. I somehow ended up scrolling through this twitter feed, and this one hits a little too close to h I think that's a sign that I need to take up a hobby or something.

Otherwise I might end up watching my own life on television, and I really don't think that's a good plan.

[ANGEL]

I noticed a couple more people showed up from your world. Including your son, and someone you seem much less happy to see. You alright?

It's a little worrying that this, uhm, thing happens often enough to need a bullet point rundown. Maine isn't the worst place to end up, though. So there's that. I mean, if this is New England and not a mental breakdown or something worse.