For those of you who have arrived a second time but possess no memory of the first, I'd like to speak with you. As for the rest—it would be extraordinarily convenient if one of you were to drop dead.
[ Molly Hooper & John Watson ]
Move the rest of your things and take my bedroom, Molly.
[Filtered to the Mayor and Sheriff's Department, also Molly Hooper and Sherlock Holmes]
Hello, John Watson here, I'd like to request for Molly Hooper to be moved to a room outside of Tower 2, room 209. Maybe on the same floor. She was assigned to someone who is a murdering psychopath with a relatively good reason to mess with her.
This is certainly a pleasant change, and I have been meaning to get away. Does anyone know what the clothes shops are like here? I'm Irene Adler, by the by. I'm very glad to meet all of you.
If you've finished the collective obsessional behavior, I require a body. Preferably male, 1.73 meters, mid-thirties, slight build. I'll return it mildly damaged.
My name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Sheriff here in Storybrooke. You've all met the Mayor, and been given your welcome kits, but if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me, or my deputy, David Nolan.
And if you could all fill this out for me, so I get a feel of who's who, that would be great.
[OOC: Characters, can try to lie, but Emma has had the Blue Fairy charm the form with a spell that prevents people from doing so!]