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Well this looks familiar.

Peter Parker, I've apparently been gone from here for over three months. You have to have had time to finish that mixtape.

Jess, love of my life, where are you?

So I was thinking about Tommy's stupid post and how people kind of liked it. And then I found this post and figured whatever.

Malia Hale has a reputation for a remarkable talent at intimidating people. Additionally, she possesses the power to read the memories of others, however she must speak words of power to do so. Malia Hale is known for her marvelous knack at fighting in the dark and she is able to communicate with sloths in any language. She resists assailants wielding an accurate stinger that also grants a startling combat sense and she developed the talent to make hats appear from nowhere. Lamentably, Malia Hale is infamous for being woefully unskilled at seduction.

I miss the Mary Janes. Even if MJ can be a pain in the

Any girls want to start a punk rock garage band? Please sign up here.

Also! Peter Parker, you still owe me a mixtape.

I think it's been long enough that we can all put that movie behind us and say, yes, it was pretty bad. As much as I'd love to live in a world where I just watched Captain America punch people for a few minutes I can't.

Instead of focusing on bad media representations of lives let's enjoy the good ones. Or the ones that are so bad they lead to good moments. Like Spider-man cartoons. Or terrible Punisher movies that just lead to an annoyed Frank swearing when movie!Frank sits down to have dinner with people Frank was urging him, unsuccessfully because it's a movie, to punch.

We all have something to be embarrassed about or not feel too good about. For example, Frank pointed out that ( this happened. )

So. I was going to do something stupid. Like make a mix tape. Then I said to myself, "Peter Parker you aren't in high school!" I also realized my taste in music might be terrible. So I'll settle for being a dork. Hi Gwen.

Now that that's out of the way... I'm a little jealous of all the duplicates running around. Even Bucky-formerly-Cap has a Bucky-potentially-Cap. I think I deserve a Peter Parker duplicate. I want to teach him all I know. Pass on the knowledge that no one will pay you for pictures of Spider-man in this world. They're called selfies here and I invented them.

Peter Parker.

You should absolutely ask me out.

So, I gather there's been another round of this places rather famous disappearing acts huh? I might not have the best leg up on Granny's in the whole wide world but, if anyone's in need of a cupcake/cookie delivery, I can totally accommodate. Delivery's can be made via the window, for those of you who'd like a bit of costumed flare, or on foot.

I'm really sorry to all of you who've lost someone. This place is so weird

( Francis )

( Team Spider (all of them) )

So... this is new.

I mean. I'm not sure the portal was supposed to take me here. Or maybe it was. The lack of certain people (and I use that in the loosest sense of the word) kinda makes me think that I've been ditched.

Please tell me I haven't been ditched.

This is very...something.

So, magic and portals and now I'm in a small town. That's a thing.

And I thought everything else in my life right now was

So...I'm Gwen. What's a girl do for fun around here?

( Mayday )

Is Benjy settling in okay? I know he's had to deal with a lot of change lately.

And what about you?