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I'm glad this week is over with. I'm sure I'm not the only one to think that.

[Filtered to Bobbi Morse, Melinda May, Jemma Simmons & Katherine Pierce]
Just wanted to say thank you to all of you again for drinks on Monday, they helped a lot.

[Filtered to Steve Rogers]
Thank you for coming out with us on Monday. I really appreciate it.

[Filtered to Lana]
Once you're properly settled in we should talk.

Mondays suck. Or more to the point this Monday sucks. Other Mondays have been okay but this one is definitely not okay.

Ugh I just got out of a small pointless town
But whatever

Um, can anyone help me? I'm looking for some friends of mine.

Damon or Stefan Salvatore, Bonnie, Caroline?

I don't see why anyone would want to do this, but maybe it'll bring in some more money

P3 is sponsoring a speed dating event next Tuesday night. Although we're we normally cater to the under-21 crowd, all ages are welcome to attend. For those who are unaware, the way speed-dating works is that you will fill out a form with a little information about yourself. You will then be given the info on 3 people who will be chosen mostly at random. Perhaps you'll make a new friend or even meet your new soul mate. God, this is stupid

P3 Employees

If any of you would like to participate, let me know and I'll see what I can work out with the schedules.

Hello, everyone! Don't forget that P3 will be hosting an all ages Valentine's Day party. You don't have to be under 21 to come, but there won't be any alcohol allowed inside the building, so keep that in mind.

[Filter to Katherine]

Hey, you're working the Valentine's day thing at P3 right?

I have a list of mock-tails I left on the kitchen counter if you want to take a look at them. I thought they might be fun for them.

[End]

I'm really starting to enjoy living here. I didn't actually think I'd say that when I arrived, but it's nice.

P3 will be having a party for everyone under 21 on Friday, February 14th. Singles and couples are welcome, and all drinks and snacks will be 1/2 off until midnight. We'll be opening at six.

Well, that was an age I didn't expect to relive. Though I guess there were... worse options.

Anyway, I'm back to normal my real age now.

[DEAN]

Happy birthday. What're we doing for it? Little me was a little too busy not wanting to building a treehouse to ask.

Well, that was fun. Lets be sure I never relive adolescence again, if you please.

[Lexi, Kol, Rebekah]

I'm back to normal.

I cannot believe Klaus is gone.

He showed such kindness and concern. He reminded me if the days when we were all human. When he was not tainted by bitterness.

[Katerina]

Thank you. For everything. For looking out for me when I was helpless. You surprise me Katerina. In a good way.

[Teddy Lupin]

I'm Elijah...the er...child you were helping look after. I wanted to extend my thank you and gratitude at your kindness in taking care of me and making sure I was fed. Whatever I owe you for the constant cheeseburgers, I will gladly repay you.

I want another cheeseburger. And the mead in this house doesn't taste like mead. I had to climb up on a counter to get it out of a cabinet. I miss the mead father used to give me. Lady Katherine can I take you for a walk? You are the prettiest girl I ever saw and I don't know why the other lady looks like you if she isn't your sister.

I guess I'll take this over having my eyeballs cut out, but... I really would prefer to be home. Anyone from Mystic Falls here? I could use some help.

[ damon ]

Damon? Please tell me you're here.

where did Klaus go? i cant find him. it is not nice to hide my little big brother like that.

So...I need to find a job. I've got training as a waiter and bartender. I can host as well.

Any leads?

Filtered: Phoebe Halliwell

So, Valentines Day is pretty much the most useless holiday ever, but I was thinking we should have some kind of party or something. Could bring in some good money for the club, right? What do you think?

[Filter to Elijah]

Getting less drunk yet?

You okay?

[End]


I've been here a while now, maybe I should try out this job thing. I haven't really done the job thing in a lot of years, but it could be fun. It seems to be the in thing to do here, might check it out.

So, who actually needs employees? I'm a fast learner and enjoy seeing new things.

niyklaus was right. lojve is stupiqd. love makes you weak. hayley ies gqone. gone. i hdate love. all i wagnted wfas to lovqe cher anmd the bajby and wnow i'm alone.

I am starting to like this place a lot better now that I'm working. I feel like I need some kind of artwork for my room.

FILTER: SAM WINCHESTER

Klaus is here.

FILTER: STORYBROOKE LAW ENFORCEMENT

I have reason to believe my life is in danger. There is a man who arrived yesterday. His name is Klaus and he's not a man at all. He's a vampire/werewolf hybrid who cannot be killed. For centuries, he has pursued me. He has tortured me. He murdered my entire family, because I turned myself into a vampire to prevent him from killing me.

I am human now and being stuck in this town means I can't simply run from him. I am doing my best to avoid him, but in such a small town, there is a very good chance he will learn I am here. Because of this, I am asking for your protection. I fully believe he will kill me if he has the chance to do so.

Well, it would appear this place is not so bad after all. My brother Kol is here, and just in time for the Holidays.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

Well, well, well. This certainly beats being on the other side.

I hear there's a few familiar faces That have missed me terribly.

This is actually kind of lame but So... there's this ball thing coming up and I was wondering if anyone would be interested in going with me. I mean, I could always go alone but if my brothers both have dates I don't want to be the lame one on my own.

Now I know that the "fact" that this place isn't like the Capitol was practically drilled into my skull when I got here, but that doesn't make everyone flouncing around talking about their "big plans" and celebrating being stuck in this hell hole, any less gag inducing.

Filtered to Phoebe Halliwell

Hello. My name is Katherine Pierce. I have heard that you are in the process of opening a club and that you might be looking for help. I don't have a lot of experience working, but I can be charming when I need to be and I mix an excellent drink. And I need a job. Do you still have some openings? God, this would be so much easier if I could just compel

Sookie... she's... she's gone. This is... it's unacceptable.

Filter: Sam Winchester and Elijah Mikaelson

I found someone who seems willing to help. Do either of you know a Lissa Dragomir. She claims to be a vampire with some kind of healing magic. I don't know if it works on old age, but she seems willing to give it a try.

I guess there are some things about this place that aren't so bad.

Filtered to magic users

Hello. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Katherine Pierce.

Until recently I was a 538 year old vampire. That was before I was forced to drink the cure for vampirism, which made me a human again. I was fed on by another vampire in my world, which pulled said cure from my body and now I'm dying. My body is rapidly aging from where it left off and it won't stop until I'm dead. At the present rate, I might have weeks, maybe only days.

The nature of the cure was magic, so I'm hoping that magic can reverse the aging process, at least. I know this is asking a lot for a bunch of people who don't know me, but I don't really want to die, so if you can help me.. I'd appreciate it.

I don't know how I didn't remember this place. Or how I made it back. Yeah, yeah. Magic. But still. I'd like more of an answer than that. Especially since I worried my friends when we're already worried about Bo.. I'm glad I didn't miss the ball though. I still need to find a killer dress. The perfect dress. Right now though I'm going to find the perfect dinner: pizza.

[D-Man]
I feel like we haven't really gotten to see each other since I turned back up. I demand time with the wolf man!

Filter: Kenzi

You're basically my only friend here I need a shopping partner. What do you say?

Filter: Stefan

Look, I know you hate me and whatever, but can we talk? Please? I promise to behave myself maybe.

God, this place sucks. I can't believe we're all stuck here.

I'm pretty excited for the ball everyone is talking about. I mean...come on. It's being thrown by Prince Charming and Snow White. Fairy tales and balls just go together. I'm pretty sure it will be a ball to remember. And I think I found the perfect dress.

[Stefan]

I demand you save me a dance! Or three!

[Bonnie & Elena]

Girls night this weekend?

You have got to be kidding me.

Do I look like I've got time for fairy tales?

You know, having too much time on your hands can be a bad thing. I somehow ended up scrolling through this twitter feed, and this one hits a little too close to h I think that's a sign that I need to take up a hobby or something.

Otherwise I might end up watching my own life on television, and I really don't think that's a good plan.

[ANGEL]

I noticed a couple more people showed up from your world. Including your son, and someone you seem much less happy to see. You alright?

I am most certainly not amused.

For those of you who have arrived a second time but possess no memory of the first, I'd like to speak with you. As for the rest—it would be extraordinarily convenient if one of you were to drop dead.

[ Molly Hooper & John Watson ]

Move the rest of your things and take my bedroom, Molly.

[ Mayor Regina Mills ]

Room #206. Name your price.

This is certainly an interesting turn of events.

Mary becomes Queen of England.

Then Elizabeth.

Edward dies....

Whoever told me to Google my life is bordering on cruel.

Hey there! My name is Cordelia Chase. Angel's a good friend of mine and he said you might need some help here. So I thought I'd introduce myself.

Are you doing okay? Do you need anything?

There is no purpose to this. It is not a game, there is no score. Just scores of babbling mortals.

I will not remain confined for long.

A friendly reminder to all of our new arrivals that this post is available, outlining work possibilities, should you take it on yourself to help support the community. I highly encourage you to do so.

If you're suffering from time displacement and are struggling with modern technology or language, I suggest asking someone who isn't struggling for help.

I've also taken the time to collect a few questions that I've found being asked quite a bit as everyone gets settled in. You can read them ( here. )

Let me know if you have any concerns to share. Thank you.

( filtered to jefferson )

( filtered to belle french )

( filtered to david nolan )

( filtered to clint barton )

Well this...is quite odd.

Strange, how everyone seems to be stranded on top of one another in this tiny place, yet they tell us to speak to one another over this network device. I wonder if it's in the service of seeing what is being said.

But it is convenient. Humans are more creative than I remember.

I am Loki, of Asgard.

So you took the cure.

Filtered to Women & Locals of Storybooke

Okay I have a question for all of you. If I was pregnant back home - not far enough to be fully aware of it yet but the signs are there now that I think of it, I should assume I'm still pregnant here?

You know, I get that I've got a lot of bad karma coming my way, but saving the world doesn't warrant a week off and sleeping in without someone jacking you off to another dimension?

Beats Sunnydale crater though.

Now I'm up and screwed over though, might as well eat. Is somewhere named Granny's really practically the only place to go?

I just woke up in the armor in the middle of Bumfuck, Maine.

Good God. What the hell did I drink?

I'm beginning to get real sick and bloody tired of sodding magic bouncing me around from here to there. First that shiny bauble somehow got me to LA from Sunnydale then whatever this was that brought me here. And who names a town Storybrooke? Didn't think there was anything worst than Sunnydale. Anyone know where a guy can get some pig's blood around here?

I have to say, I prefer New Orleans. However this will do until I can go back.

What's there to do in this charming little town?

If you've finished the collective obsessional behavior, I require a body. Preferably male, 1.73 meters, mid-thirties, slight build. I'll return it mildly damaged.

[Encrypted to John]

Get the gun.

Right then.

My name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Sheriff here in Storybrooke. You've all met the Mayor, and been given your welcome kits, but if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me, or my deputy, David Nolan.

And if you could all fill this out for me, so I get a feel of who's who, that would be great.

<b>NAME:</b> <b>AGE/DOB:</b> <b>PREVIOUS RESIDENCE:</b> <b>PAST OCCUPATION:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL SKILLS/ABILITIES:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL NEEDS:</b> <b>ANYTHING ELSE:</b>


[OOC: Characters, can try to lie, but Emma has had the Blue Fairy charm the form with a spell that prevents people from doing so!]

At least Mom is here...Which I probably shouldn't announce. Who knows who is in this weird little town. Witches

At least the pie is good.

Also, has anyone seen a freakishly tall brown haired kid? Answers to Sam?