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Jan. 8th, 2015


[info]i_mthedoctor

Just a quick question, have any of you been tasting burned shoelaces since arriving? Smelling wet asphalt maybe? Or any strange dots showing up on your skins that take on shapes? Could be a unicorn, or a walrus, anything like that.

Also, hello! Brilliant little town you have here. I woke up in a room with curtains. Never had curtains before; well, that's not true, when I was at Craig's home he had curtains, but really... they weren't mine and I was on assignment. Sort of.

Anyway, if you are experiencing any of the above symptoms, don't be alarmed. You're likely suffering from temporal misalignment syndrome and your body's rejecting your mixed timelines and realities; but really, it's perfectly natural... in a completely unnatural situation such as this. But if you are, let me know, and I can maybe pinpoint a problem. If not? Go back to enjoying your biscuits and your burgers.

Dec. 28th, 2014


[info]i_mthedoctor

Oh this is just brilliant. Alternate worlds, parallel dimensions, alternate dimensional worlds; pocket universes, bubble universes, I love them all really. Well not all, some of them have been a bit of a bore, others a bit smelly. This one smells just fine though, a bit metallic but also a hint of cinnamon. Tastes a bit different too, that's how you can tell it really is different. The grass tastes a bit gross. Sadly.

Anyway, hello! I'm The Doctor, lovely little town you've got here. It's always the little towns where the strange events occur isn't it? Big ones get the big events, little ones get the tiny unnoticeable events that are strange and mysterious. Very cliche, but brilliant. Stick with the classics, that's what I always say... actually not really sure I've ever said that before.

Back on track though, seems you've got a wormhole problem; it's okay, happens to most dimensions this age, definitely something I can help with I think. Though this one is just a bit more complex than I've ever seen, feels different in that way. Totally into it, love a challenge, and I guess this means I'm here for the long haul. I don't usually do the long haul, it'll be different...

Suppose this means I'll need to get a job. Only had a job once before, for half a day. How do you get a job?

Dec. 15th, 2014

[info]ex_wintersol227

So I haven't celebrated Christmas in years. Over 70, I think. I'm at a complete loss on what to even think about getting anyone. Especially Peggy.

Dec. 1st, 2014


[info]unfrozenheart

Kristoff is gone.

I think I might have been in love with him, and now he's gone.

Nov. 24th, 2014


[info]wherescarl

My father is back.

I have never been so glad in my life.

Nov. 17th, 2014


[info]notyetbatman

I need to get back to Gotham.

Nov. 16th, 2014


[info]oswinforthewin

Hang on. This is actually Storybrooke. Proper, real, magical town that has got the portals that pull everyone in from all across the universes, Storybrooke?

I never thought I'd end up back here again especially after what happened.

Well, then. There's only one question to ask. What have I missed?

Sorry, no, two questions. That one and one more. The Grimes family, are they still here?

Oct. 21st, 2014


[info]pimporimp

( Clara Oswald )

I'm going to The Rabbit Hole tonight if you'd care to join me.

[info]freddlesweasley

Charlie's gone.

Again.

Oct. 11th, 2014


[info]wherescarl

( Clara )

Can I come over for some tea?

Oct. 7th, 2014


[info]mostresilient

It's come to my attention that there is an interest in a pumpkin carving contest being held. It was also brought to my attention that a fall festival would also be of interest to you all. In celebration of the season, the fall festival will take place on the 29th - 31st of this month. If you're a responsible adult and would like to be on the planning committee you should contact me. And I'll then put you in contact with the head of the committee.

Belle
I've placed you in charge of planning the festival and have a handful of ideas to get you started. If you don't want the position let me know

Oct. 3rd, 2014


[info]fairytaleboy

I think we should have a pumpkin carving contest this month. Who wants to join?

Sep. 25th, 2014


[info]unfrozenheart

Hello! This is strange, isn't it? A little magic box! But they told me I should write into it, so here I am, and there are my words! Oooh. This is fun! Wow. Alright. What do I do now? Should I-

Oh, alright, introductions. My name is Princess Anna of Arendelle. I don't know where Arendelle is, from Storybrooke, but I think it must be very far away. Has anyone seen my sister? Or Kristoff? I've been looking for them!

[info]fairestone

I know it's bragging to say it, but I have the cutest grandbaby in the world. It's just fact. And so much like her mother when she was a baby.

Emma, Neal, if you need anything at all, just let us know. And by that I mean I just want to hold the baby more.

Sep. 11th, 2014


[info]pimporimp

Former Hand of the King.

Former Master of Coin.

Currently a dwarf.

Currently interested in books, whores, food.

And sleeping.

Job opportunities for such a person?

Sep. 9th, 2014


[info]freddlesweasley

Weasley Wizarding Wheezes is going to continue operating until I run low on products. Then I'll have to close it until I can make new products.

Is this how muggles feel?

Sep. 8th, 2014


[info]misplacedprince

[Filter: Snow]
It feels entirely selfish, but I have no complaints about Storybrooke's current lack of magic.
[/]

Autumn is coming along quicker this year, it seems.  The crisp morning air is a welcome change.

Aug. 25th, 2014


[info]pimporimp

This is not where I was supposed to go.

I keep half expecting Cersei to appear around the corner.

Aug. 23rd, 2014

[info]wingmanning

My wings just showed up.

My working wings. It's like Christmas.

Aug. 13th, 2014


[info]wherescarl

I am giving up coffee.

My dad will be proud.

Aug. 10th, 2014


[info]wasatree

And weirdly? Being yanked through the portal and into a place where I'm fictional isn't even the weirdest thing that's even happened to me.

But if anyone has any nectar or the ability to point me at the nearest doctor, that'll be great, thanks.

Jul. 22nd, 2014


[info]wherescarl

I hear Weasleys like to make things explode.

Or at least twin Weasleys.

[info]breakerofcurses

I'm getting a lot of reports that there was a small explosion outside one of the towers. What the hell happened? Was anyone hurt? Who did it?

Jul. 14th, 2014


[info]artofthecon

I think I'm in danger of being a hermit. What do people recommend to do around here? Besides walks in the park, I mean.

Jul. 11th, 2014


[info]oswinforthewin

I miss traveling. Storybrooke is great and all. Really, it is, but I miss seeing new places. Hoping in the TARDIS on my bike and just -- going.

If anyone's interested? I was thinking of heading out to the beach over the weekend. I'm pretty sure I'll melt if I stay inside my apartment any longer.

Jul. 9th, 2014

[info]leader_in_red

I think I have English enough now. And web site? that can make English for me.

I am called Enjolras. It is pleasure to meet you.

Jul. 7th, 2014


[info]wherescarl

Well that was strange...

Jul. 6th, 2014


[info]thericktator

I don't want this to be Carl's gone. I've been looking for him all day, going everywhere I can think of that he might have gone too and I can't find him. I just want him to be safe. It's not safe back there.

Jul. 4th, 2014


[info]wherescarl

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Jun. 28th, 2014


[info]jimtkirk

So now that I'm no longer frowning over disappeared crew members and pretty blonde scientists this is a warning that I'm probably going to start hitting on everything that moves again. And is of legal age. I mean, luckily, I'm spending my time between a couple of bars because... gorgeous pirates.

Jun. 25th, 2014

[info]fairestone

And that's the last of the post-school-year work I have to do. So now I'm officially in the summer state of not knowing what to do with myself until I have to make lesson plans for next year. Because there are not that many kids in town to keep busy preparing for all summer.

I haven't felt kicking yet, but I have hit the craving portion of things, because the absolute only things I want to eat or drink is root beer floats and guacamole. That's it. At the same time, sometimes.

How's everyone? I saw a few people have been sent home lately - everyone else holding up okay?

Jun. 23rd, 2014


[info]beanyone

There really isn't any way out of here, is there?

I'm Mys Raven. If there is a way to leave, I'd appreciate someone telling me.

May. 26th, 2014


[info]oswinforthewin

I definitely need a break from grading papers.

Does anyone want to get out and go do something? Up for anything, really. Guess I just need some company.

May. 20th, 2014

[info]druid_boy

Do I really have to go to school here?

May. 6th, 2014


[info]wherescarl

I'm not sure I approve of my being in Storybrooke for almost the entirety of a school year.

Though it beats spending the entirety of a school year killing walkers.

( Rick Grimes )

I will watch Judith tonight if you want to take Ms. McCall out to dinner or something.

Apr. 28th, 2014


[info]thericktator

Anybody out there want to pick up some money babysitting? I need someone to watch my daughter Judith for a few hours sometime soon. I'm not going to be the type of dad that leaves it to her older brother to watch her all the time when I go out

And before I forget - anybody know who I need to talk to about maybe moving into a three bedroom apartment? I've got Carl and Judith both with me and they need their own rooms and while I don't mind sleeping on the couch if I have to I don't want to if I can avoid it.

[Melissa McCall]

So assuming I can find a babysitter for a night - do you want to go to dinner sometime soon? Maybe watch a movie if we can find one we want to see?

[Carl Grimes]

No you're not allowed to volunteer to babysit her. I know you love your sister and don't mind watching her but you deserve a night off.

Apr. 23rd, 2014


[info]notmrpond

I've been here for almost a year now, but there are still things that I miss about my old life. Is that the right term? I'm not entirely sure. Either way, aside from before meeting The Doctor, this is the longest I've ever been in one place. I don't think I'll ever not miss traveling in the TARDIS with Amy and The Doctor. I'm just grateful that Amy is here and that we're together.

Apr. 17th, 2014


[info]wherescarl

Carol and Michonne are both gone.

Dad? Are you still here? And Judith.... is Judith still here?

Glenn?

Apr. 15th, 2014


[info]washedaway

I don't understand How am I ali Is this another tear Elizabe

So, from what they tell me, there was a tear portal, and this place is called Storybrooke.

Is there a young woman here named Elizabeth? It's important that I find her.

Apr. 11th, 2014


[info]bilboisaburglar

I found something very interesting at the bookstore today.

In other news, would anyone like to get French Toast?

Apr. 4th, 2014


[info]oswinforthewin

I thought maybe he'd show back up. Guess not.

The Doctor's gone. The one in the bow tie, for anyone that knew him or talked to him. He left me behind. AGAIN

Anyone up for a drink? I've got somethings on my mind I really don't want to think about.

Mar. 24th, 2014

[info]ohimintrouble

My mom is going to kill me

So, let's make sure I have this straight.
  1. I went through a portal.
  2. This is all because of "magic" magic.
  3. There's no way to go home.
  4. Or if there is, nobody's figured it out.
  5. Also, some of us are apparently fictional in some other realities?
  6. My boyfriend is probably here because he can't avoid trouble and needs to speak up right now if that's the case. Peter Parker, where are you?
Is that about right?

Mar. 9th, 2014


[info]bilboisaburglar

I highly doubt I am the burglar that the Dwarves and Gandalf are convinced I am.

I fear I have been more troublesome than beneficial.

Mar. 5th, 2014


[info]mrswilliams

I miss my daughter.  They took everything her from me at Demon's Run, and she was raised by strangers who only saw her as the means to the Doctor's an end.   I never got to be the mum I wanted to be, and now I never will.  It's not fair to anyone.  Not to Melody, not to me, and definitely not to Rory.  I hate it.  I hate them.  And I hate this bloody truth field.

Mar. 4th, 2014


[info]grownstrong

I guess this isn't the worst place I've ever ended up.

It would be great if the people I was traveling with were here too but at least Judith is with me. So, she's safe here at least.

Mar. 3rd, 2014


[info]oswinforthewin

I'm completely not a fan of more truth fields. Tell me this one isn't coming out of a crack in a wall.

And, everyone ought to know. I really can't bake a soufflé. My mum was the one that could though. She was really good at it. I still haven't figured it out and it can be really frustrating.

Feb. 27th, 2014


[info]dannymahealani

Most of the time, I'm glad they stopped showing all the crap shows and things we're all in here. But it bugs me trying to figure out how that happened, and where the cut off is. There's still commercials for Game of Thrones so that's here, and Stiles subjected me to the new Flowers in the Attic, but most things can't be found even when you make good friends with google. (Which also exists. Who is making the rules? If they're taking things away, why didn't they un-invent Bing and do us a favor for once?)

Mostly though, it means there's a million things I know nothing about, so I feel like my whole life of useless knowledge is actually useless instead of good for arguing with people who are wrong on the internet. I'm going to start making dents in the new pop culture that showed up. I'm starting with the knockoff Storybrooke-approved version of Battlestar. Which is called Warcomet, believe it or not. There is no Starbuck, who looks like Jane, either. Anyone want to watch with me instead of doing anything constructive?

Lydia, your pony-dog really likes the couch. Am I supposed to be telling her she can't be up there? I'm not good with doggy discipline. She has the eyes, so I just give her what she wants.

[Filtered to Stiles]
How are you holding up?

Feb. 20th, 2014


[info]oswinforthewin

Right, now that I've been here a few days and walked around a bit? I've just got a question.

Does Storybrooke need any English teachers?

Feb. 16th, 2014


[info]bilboisaburglar

I miss Fili...

Does anyone want to have breakfast with me? I could use the company.

Feb. 13th, 2014


[info]amadmanwithabox

Wait...what?

This isn't what was supposed to happen at all.

Huh. That is different, isn't it?

Seems to have stopped the regeneration I really was trying NOT to be vain

Where did I drop that bowtie

So...Storybrooke. Magical little town people can't leave that brings people through portals.

Isn't that lovely.

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