Hey new roomie of mine! what are the chances you're going to go through my stuff without me knowing? My other one did that a few times and I'd appreciate a heads up. Gotta hide some stuff first ;)
Seriously I'm bored. What is there to do around here anyway? I can't believe this used to be my life not that long ago. I don't know how I did it. Plus I miss Frank and the others as it is.
This is so not Motolva. I don't even think the CIA is capable of this and after the past few days I damn well know what they're capable of. Plus I have never heard of this Storybooke place before and I grew up in America. Sure I don't know every town but I was pretty damn good at Geography when I at school.
My name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Sheriff here in Storybrooke. You've all met the Mayor, and been given your welcome kits, but if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me, or my deputy, David Nolan.
And if you could all fill this out for me, so I get a feel of who's who, that would be great.
[OOC: Characters, can try to lie, but Emma has had the Blue Fairy charm the form with a spell that prevents people from doing so!]