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Well that episode was completely awful. I really have to stop watching myself on tv. It's traumatizing.

Which means I need to go get new shoes. And new clothes. And new everything. Allison? You're here right? We should go shopping, or at least look in the window at pretty things.

Hey, everyone.

My name is Kitty Pryde. Back in my own reality, I was the Headmistress of the Jean Grey School for Higher Learning. Here in Storybrooke, I've been working with Mayor Mills to set up a communal space for all the youth, both local and displaced.

Basically, the point is that the Storybrooke Youth Center will be opening soon, to give the kids and teenagers in Storybrooke a place to hang out and have fun in a safe environment. There will be areas for athletic activity, as well as places to socialize, and even to study once school rolls around. What we're hoping is that we can create a space where the young people in town can interact in a safe environment that promotes positive attitudes.

The point of this post is that the center will need staff. I will be running things, along with my colleague, Logan Howlett, but we definitely need more people in order to get this operation up and running. If you're interested, please contact me here, or you can email your information to me at pryde.katherine@storybrooke.gov. We really appreciate any support that we can get.

Also, classes will be staring at the Elementary, Junior High and High Schools, as well as the Community College, on September 3, the Tuesday following labor day. All children and teens under the age of eighteen are required to register for school. Please use the following form to provide your information, or that of your child, and we'll get them into the system so that they're registered for classes.

<b>Student's Name:</b> <b>Age & Date of Birth:</b> <b>Parent or Guardian:</b> <b>Former Level of Schooling:</b> <b>Any Special Needs:</b>

We'll be doing one on one counseling for high school and college students, to help them pick classes. We will also be working with any students who have special requirements outside of typical academic programs, in order to best help them.

Thank you all very much and we appreciate your help and cooperation.

So apparently there's no leaving this place.

I'm not sure if I'm glad or not

I guess that means I should find something to do here. Is there a hospital here?

A broken leg, two cracked ribs, a concussion, one sprained wrist, and some other cuts, bumps, scrapes, and bruises.

For falling through a magical portal after jumping off a Ferris Wheel, that's not bad at all.

Hi. I'm Claire Bennet.

You know what? I'm done with that stupid Teen Wolf show. That's a terrible name, by the way. Who would watch a show called Teen Wolf? That makes it sound almost nice. Like a teen who's a wolf and everything's great and that's really misleading. Because everything's awful. Always. Just all the time. Forever. Anyone who actually likes this show is bad people. Scott, you should sue someone.

I'm going to just watch terrible SyFy movies forever, because that's a much better life choice. Sharknado beats out shows about everything in our lives being awful. Danny, we need to watch Sharknado. It's a tornado made of sharks.

Erica, I made you apology cookies. So...sorry about that again.

And, okay. I really need some Adderall. Who do I talk to about that?

I should probably look into getting a job. Unfortunately, I don't thinks Keeper for Pride of Portree really translates too well into a useful and marketable skill in this world. I'm glad I had my broom on me when the portal dragged me here, but I doubt I can really make my living flying. I've only ever wanted to play Quidditch, though, so what's a girl to do?

Tobias? Jake? Cassie? Come on, I'll even take Marco or Ax. Please tell me you guys are here somewhere.

How sure are we that we're not all just dead?