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I'm going to assume I'm not dead. I don't think you end up in Maine after you die.

Why am I in Maine?

Well, that was less than fun.

But, on the plus side, I'm still breathing. So that's something.

Could use a doctor with a better bedside manner, but I'll take what I can get.

leonard.

Thank you.

I don't know if I would have made it if you hadn't found me and gotten me help.

I'm alive because of you, and I'm not going to forget that.

dr. mccoy.

I'm mostly kidding.

Thank you for helping me. I mean, I guess it's your job. But I'm pretty glad to be alive, so the sentiment stands.

On the plus side, I get a good view while I'm healing.

matt.

Sorry for missing a few days of work. Not the great first impression.

I sort of got stabbed, back home.

felicity.

I'm okay. I promise. Sorry if I worried you.

Huh. I really thought this place was a dream.

Ollie, Sara, Felicity, you guys still here?

I could definitely use a new sparring partner. I'm starting to get bored and when I get bored, I apparently start Instagram-ing and posting the pictures here.

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I'm probably going to post more another time. Ollie, I will get you with a camera. You can't hide forever. Tune in next time for more Sara's Terrible Instagram Adventure, maybe co-starring Oliver Queen.

thea.

So, we should talk.

[Filtered to Roy Harpers & Jason Todd]
All right. Kind of coming around on your "Oliver is an asshole" bandwagon. Guy showed up and doesn't even remember my name barely.

This place is screwed up.
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[Filtered to Thea, Felicity, and Barry]
So Oliver's got like years of crap to catch up on. Should we even tell him, or just hand him a remote control, episodes of our shitty shows, and then wait six weeks or so for him to finish prowling rooftops shooting at things before he talks about it, or what?

We should do something. The people of us who actually remember each other, anyway. Dinner or something?

Stranded unexpectedly. Well this is oddly familiar. At least it's not...

At least it wasn't a result of shipwreck so I'll take the small favors.

So. Where exactly have I found myself this time?

Please tell me there is a reasonable explanation for this that doesn't involve magic portals and fairies.