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With Isabela gone again, people ask me for things more often. If I carry the sword to the tavern again will I be intimidating enough again that they'll stop?

Someone tried to ask me for advice on their love life. As if I have any insite. I'm not even sure why they have one at all.

[Filtered to Dorian]
Your Inquisitor does have a point. More of us seem to be gone than is usual. You're not feeling as if you might wander, are you?

I would say that I would tie you down to something, but you would turn it into an entirely different meaning and I would only get flustered.

And now Cullen is missing so I can't even make him uncomfortable by playfully flirting with him. I do believe this place is out to get me.

Hands off Cole. I didn't adopt a spirit to watch his disappear

The recent celebrations were certainly lively. And entirely inconvenient for those of us attempting to read Even if I still do not understand the point.

Max, my friend, did you enjoy the company fireworks? I'm sure you found them very pretty.

Wicked Grace game, Friday My place. Cullen, wear extra clothes.

Red,

I like these ones,

But these ones have more support.



Also that strawberry rum drink is great.

Cole, stop worrying. I'm fine. Although if you find me a dragon that'd be awesome.

I'm learning poker. No one has a decent Wicked Grace deck.

I'm not certain what to make of this place. Everything is too big, and nothing familiar is here in my room. The Maker is still silent, and does not give any answers.

Though, it is good to see old friends that I haven't seen in awhile, and even odd to hear that people I was speaking to before finding myself here have been here for some time.

Though, there are some rather interesting clothes here, and the shoes. Maker's breath, the shoes.

Whatever this is I didn't do it. It's important that we relay that information back to Cassandra. This isn't the Fade so it can't be my fault.

[Filtered to Thedas people/Honorary Thedosians]

Me and Dorian broke up. Mutual decision.

bull.

I need to talk to you.

fenris.

There is something I wish to discuss with you, amatus.

cullen.

Love is terribly confusing.

Maker's breath, this is more than a bit odd, and that's coming from someone who wandered about the Fade. But hey no one's tried to kill me yet, so there's that. I'm Hawke.

No. I did not steel and then fall off a horse. Peep People can stop asking. I have no use for horses, and was not that drunk recently. I do not even know what French sounds like.

Why does it insist on getting warmer one evning and then cold agan again the next? You never have a chance to grow used to it.

But it is at least not snowing.

And food that makes your fingers change color should have warnings.

But someone should have told me about the pudding in cups earlier. Those are good.

Drunk people in this world keep trying to touch my ears and. I think I may prefer when they are used to elves and just call us knife ears. Or try to take us as slaves so I can kill them.

What is the diference between movies and the things that show in the rooms we live in and why do people pay to go to them and then come to a tavern to pay for drinks and complane about how expensive they are?

[Anders]
It is absurd that I have to talk to you when you don't even like me and I used to imagine what you'd look like beheaded. But I don't anymore and you are too qwiet. Are you well?
[/Anders]

[Dorian]
If you're not busy with your Qunari would you like a drink? After I've just complaned about drinkers. Why would I ask that then.

So, I found Tumblr. And it is positively delightful. Really. I quite like it.

However, the internet certainly does seem to have quite the preoccupation with the idea that the Commander and I are engaged in a torrid affair. And that is simply not so.

While it's true that Cullen is desperately in love with me, and his relationship with the Hero of Ferelden is clearly a means of coping with his inability to be with me, I really do have too much on my plate to be bothered with having feelings for him as well.

I'm sorry, Cullen. Truly. I hope our friendship will be enough to get you through this.

Also, what are hipsters? Apparently, I would make a fantastic one, which makes me very curious.

Is this kind of cold how it often is here? The heating inside is nice, but it is not quite the same as a fire to sit beside.

[Dorian]
Are you all right? You did not have to leave so quikly.
[/Dorian]

[Iron Bull]
You hurt one who trusted you not to. You will stay away from him, now. He isn't yours to hurt at will.

I will not ask again.

[ Filtered to Iron Bull ]

I don't know the entire story behind what happened, but I do know that Dorian came back here in this morning after having been out all night and insisted he didn't want to talk about it. But I managed to get enough out of him to know just who made him upset enough to hide out all night.

So. What did you do?

[Filtered to folks from Thedas who aren't Dorian]

Explain love.

I think one of Snow White's dwarfs tried to pick me up today. I think that calls for drinks.

Barton, I heard a rumor you guys keep talking about karaoke night, and you owe me one of those for that time when we had to leave. Someone find the man a microphone.

[Fury]
So is there any actual real work that I should be doing while I'm here, or do I actually need to take a normal person job? I've never done that without an alias or some other ulterior motive.

[Lance, Jemma, & Clint Barton (MCU)]
So there's a kid here named Francis and I think some other universe version of me is his mom.

This place likes to throw some curve balls.

This place is magnficent! It has so many shops, so many types of cocoa and milk! So many kinds of drinks. I have found one named tequila. It's almost as good at the stuff back home. So many kinds of ale! And everything is in one place! Most amusing.

However the doors are short and very narrow. Was this place built only for the smaller races?

I am called The Iron Bull, and yes, the horns are real. I really need to find some horn balm.