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Mar. 7th, 2016


[info]doaspeggysays

voice post.

( it cuts in on Peggy already speaking )

does look like one of Howard's infernal contraptions. How do I -

( there is a pause )

oh...there we go. I think it's already transmitting...

Howard? Mr. Jarvis? Hello? Can anyone hear this? Daniel?

Oh...bugger.

Jul. 11th, 2015


[info]hawkdad

backdated to when that other post happened.

Talk about a headache.

Those quick trips back need to come with a fuck futzing warning label or something.

Nobody should ever experience three years in...shit has it really only been two hours? Because that's messed up.

spysassin house.
Tell me nobody panicked and set the fridge on fire.

laura.
You and the kids okay?

And how do you feel about maybe adopting a twenty-one year old war orphan with brain powers whose brother died saving my sorry ass hide?

wanda.
You still around, witchy?

How are you holding up?

[info]_fromasgard

Well isn't this quaint.

Jul. 10th, 2015


[info]hawkdad

Okay.

Does someone want to explain what the hel heck is going on here? Because I just had a pissy midget tell me that this is a some kind of small town fairytale bullshit mess?

My wife is going to kill me

Jul. 6th, 2015


[info]thetrickster

Even though Fitz and I have had our lab set up for nearly two years, I regret to say that we haven't really accomplished much, scientifically, in that time. While that is largely due to interruptions and a bit of chaos, I do think it is well past time for that to change.

I really want to look into the magic of this place and see how it relates to scientific advancements. I fully believe that magic is just science we haven't quite worked out yet.

May. 30th, 2015


[info]twirlsthings

[SHIELD - Kara & Ward]

Locked to SHIELD, minus Kara and Ward, Spoilery through AoS finale )

May. 20th, 2015


[info]itwasaporcupine

[Filtered to Fury, Blake, Hand and I suppose Sitwell]
I know Nick has, but have the rest of you seen the latest arrival?

[info]agent33

What the hell is this?

Why am I here?

Someone explain right the hell now?

Mar. 3rd, 2015


[info]goescommando

So, the way I see it, there are two possibilities at work here.

Either the afterlife is much different than I ever anticipated.

Or, I survived, and Nick has me on the very good drugs.

Knowing that ass, it's the latter.

[info]agentthirteenth

This is the definition of good news, bad news.

good news: i'm not dead.
bad news: probably dead back home.

Mar. 2nd, 2015


[info]clearmyledger

Well I know who I'm blaming for this.

Who does everyone else blame?

Feb. 13th, 2015


[info]twirlsthings

Nick, my candy better be ready to go. It's that time, you owe me.

Feb. 9th, 2015


[info]gotconviction

Well, I can cross magical portals to Maine off of things S.H.I.E.L.D never prepared me for.

At least the lobster here is good. That's one thing Maine can always be counted for.

I'm Phil Coulson, director of S.H.I.E.L.D. I heard my team was here.

Feb. 3rd, 2015


[info]thelivinglegend

The last time I wound up in a strange new place I missed out on sixty-six years, give or take. I guess I should consider this an improvement. I appreciate all the orientation information but I was in the middle of something important I'd really like to get back to.

Dec. 2nd, 2014


[info]notthecavalry

Well... I guess Fitz and I are the only ones lagging now. I haven't been watching lately. I don't know what's coming.

Who's up for drinks?

Dec. 1st, 2014


[info]notthecavalry

Since Phil is no longer here, Fury is 'dead', Hill is no longer a part of SHIELD, and everyone else is in various states of deceased or are named Felix does this mean I'm acting Director? Does the promotion come with a new pair of sunglasses or a bigger badge?

[info]behindtheline

Strange, it is, returning to a familiar place with that niggling understanding you've been here before. There could be worse places, certainly. In fact, there have been several worse places to which I've returned. But as it is, here's my song:
Hello to you, hello to all of you. Agent Margaret Carter of S.H.I.E.L.D. We're familiar, I'm sure. If so, I owe you a good cuppa. If not, hello! I owe you a good cuppa, too.

Nov. 11th, 2014


[info]agentweaver

Maine would not be my first choice in seeking refuge from HYDRA but this town does have its charms. Though, I suppose I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth.

[info]babyfalcon

This was not my fault.

I just want that out there before the others get here. If they're here. I hope they are. Avengers Assemble?

Does anyone know where I can buy some clothes? My suit is cool but is not really made for prolonged wear.

Nov. 8th, 2014


[info]dangerinyoureye

Out of all the places to have fallen down the rabbit hole, the universe sees fit to place me in Maine. Maine. This little ice bucket of a town is quite quaint, to say the least.

Still, consider me unimpressed.
Tags:

[info]protocolmatters

Filter - SHIELD Upper Management )

Nov. 2nd, 2014


[info]ledgered

What the hell is going on?

One minute I'm working and the next I'm in some random town and there are zombies.

Oct. 24th, 2014


[info]sofuckingdone

Maine?

Really? This better be a coma hallucination.

[info]protocolmatters

Well, this is arguably an improvement. For a given definition of the word.

Sep. 8th, 2014


[info]embiggening

This is all a dream, right? I mean, I can't be stuck here, my parents are gonna freak! I'm still grounded from sneaking out to a party. How am I supposed to tell them that I got sucked into a fairy tale world? Oh my gosh, can I even contact them?! Oh Allah, what have I done to deserve this?

[info]manscaping

Hey guys. Hey. I do declare, I need a steak hoagie or I shall perish dead away. etc, etc, etc

hahaha all your super powers are gone, suck it HARD

Sep. 5th, 2014


[info]tobeunmade

Hey Tash.

You know how people are always like "If we get arrested, you're deaf and I don't speak English"?

We could do that.

Aug. 31st, 2014


[info]agentsupernanny

To all our teenaged residents, consider this an official reminder that high school classes pick up for the year on the second. Also a reminder that superpowers, fangs, claws, robots, guns, and pets aren't allowed in the halls. Also gum.

[Locked to Nick Fury & Melinda May]
I blame you both for the hangover I had for what felt like a year, just so you know. But for the record, Clint found another home for the baby and we'll revisit the topic later.

Nick, if somehow this town manages to swap Clint into a female and knock her up, I am blaming you, and I will murder you, somehow. Nothing personal.
[/Nick & Melinda]

[Locked to Spysassin Home]
Why did I not rebel against the idea of running a high school full of superpowered teenagers and just go live in the woods?

Jul. 27th, 2014


[info]behindtheline

Honestly, nothing is particularly surprising anymore. A portal under the Brooklyn Bridge brings me to Maine, I've been here several times before with seventy years worth of SHIELD agents.

Hello, then. I'm Peggy Carter. I'm sure you've heard of me, so that means you're one up.

If you'd be so kind as to introduce yourself, then, we can get to know one another adequately.

[info]nothulk

Pepper's gone.

I don't want Pepper to be gone.

Jul. 21st, 2014


[info]manscaping

STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE ... so there's this portal? And it sucks people out of a thousand different dimensions and plops them into East Who-Gives-A-Damn Maine. And there's nothing to do but ... reconstitute, re-evaluate and re-form your life?

AHAHAHA, SO HILARIOUS.

Oh right. Hi.

I'm Skye.

Jul. 6th, 2014


[info]tobeunmade

( Filtered to MCU and 616 and friends - minus Phil )

I should have done this a week ago or probably more but I suck at...everything

So, Phil's birthday is Tuesday and it's his 50th, so I wanted to do something for that. So, surprise party. Tuesday night. Over at the youth center for space. I talked to Kitty about it and she's fine with letting us use it for the night. I'm going to convince Phil we're going to dinner, just us. Kitty's going to call him with a reason he needs to stop by the center first. He'll say yes because he's Phil.

Everyone should be there around 6:30 to be safe, earlier if you want to help prep. Bring a dish if you want. I'll be getting Phil there about 7. I just really want to do something nice for him.

Oh! And no age jokes.

EDITED TO ADD: Also, if anyone has problems with Grant being there, you can fuck right off and not come. He's going to be there and I am not kicking him out because some people can't get over their issues. He's trying. He's trying damn hard. The least you all can do is do the same and not make a bunch of fucking drama while I'm trying to do something nice for my goddamn husband. Are we clear?

( Barton-Coulson Home for Wayward Spysassins - plus Tony - minus Phil )
I could use your help setting everything up. I'd really appreciate it.

( MCU Steve )
I can do this it's for Phil I really hope you come. I know Phil would appreciate it.

Also I was kind of wondering if you'd maybe help with the decorations. I know you're good at art, and since Phil doesn't have his cards any more, I just figured it would be something personal for him.

( Pemberley Hart )
I know we aren't that great yet, but I figured we could get some practice doing some music at this. Plus I kind of wanted to do something for Phil and I'm a sappy asshole so I figured a song could be good. You guys in?

Jun. 30th, 2014


[info]artofthecon

So I've been poking around this thing for a couple of days.

I can't say I understand how I got here and I can't get over the feeling that I have to make a mission report.

Uh. Hi? I'm Steve Rogers. Is there a manual?

Jun. 1st, 2014


[info]ifixstuff

Right.

So with all these people from my world suddenly having doubles from an alternate world popping up...

WHERE THE HELL IS MY HANDSOME DEVIL DOUBLE? think of the hell we could raise...

Portal. Come on.

Make it happen.

May. 31st, 2014


[info]neededapush

Filtered to SHIELD & AVENGERS (MCU) + Bucky, Darcy, Jane, Pepper, & Sam (sans Grant Ward)

Coulson and I have come to the conclusion that Ward has made enough progress to remain alive. He is well aware that none of you will be expected to treat him any differently than you already do nor are under any obligation to forgive him in the future. But he has demonstrated a desire to improve as well as a sincerity that both Coulson and myself do not believe can be faked.

He is also aware that any of us can and will put him down should the situation change, or we become aware that he was lying to us about this reform.

As usual, all complaints are welcome, but they won't impact anything.

May. 30th, 2014


[info]itwasaporcupine

Just as I was thinking I needed a vacation.

May. 29th, 2014


[info]behindtheline

It's my bloody awful luck that the first day I get here and try to start communicating, my technology goes up in smoke. (It wasn't me. Really, now. It wasn't me at all.)

So, if you contacted me on the previous hello ... hello. And I've got my eye on you particularly, Captain Rogers and Sergeant Barnes. I imagine there's a story inherent in your presence not only here but in our future, as well.

Agent May, the pleasure is all mine.

Mr. Ward, I'd like you to pencil me in.

That is that, new neighbors. Agent Carter out (more or less).

[info]peggycarter

001

It isn't every day one finds a magical portal through an underground bunker in New Jersey. Hello, then. Storybrooke seems a rather picturesque and sleepy town. Of course, seems can be quite deceiving in a world which offers the likes of time and space travel as an regular and ongoing occurrence. I suppose I'll just have to get used to it.

The name is Carter. And if it's all the same, I'd be glad to get to know you a little more.

[info]exceptthedream

As far as portal trips and orientations go, I can't complain. Storybrooke seems like its used to handling a little oddness. To those I don't know yet, I'm Steve Rogers. Regardless of the circumstances, I'm looking forward to making your acquaintance.

Avengers, I was told some of you were here. Check in?

May. 28th, 2014


[info]myownmerit

You know you're bored when you figured out where all your team fits with the original Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.

May. 21st, 2014


[info]ifwehadamonkey

I am really sorry to whoever I dropped a bottle on last night.

May. 18th, 2014


[info]myownmerit

Small town Maine huh? No one offered me a lanyard on a case basis makes this one unique. Too bad, I was kind of digging the lanyard thing. They matched my uniform.

So who all is here? Anyone I know?

[Filter Jemma]

If you're here, want to meet for pancakes?

May. 12th, 2014


[info]thetrickster

I need a drink.

I mean I have a drink. I've had several drinks. Lots and lots of drinks.

The people in this bar are really quite nice. It looked a bit dodgy, but I think I like it here.

But yes. Where was I?

Right. I need another drink. And probably a few more after that.

Because everything's gone to utter shit right now and I just want things to go back to when they made sense and it wasn't all awful.

And I miss my mum.

May. 9th, 2014


[info]notthecavalry

I'm going to need several strong drinks.

[info]ifwehadamonkey

I'm back. And there is a very good chance I'm here to stay I'd really like it if I could just stay here and not go back again.

Simmons? Roy? Are you still here?

FILTERED FITZSIMMONS
Something happened and I think you should know but it's going to be really bad. I'll keep it to myself if you want.

May. 8th, 2014


[info]widowsting

Apparently I've made a habit of arriving here, but I can't seem to remember.

[MCU Avengers + Sam, Fury and Phil]
Status?

May. 4th, 2014


[info]neededapush

Filtered to SHIELD & AVENGERS (MCU) + Bucky, Darcy, Jane, Pepper, & Sam (sans Grant Ward)

For those of you unaware of the current situation, it seems that one of our operatives currently here has turned out to be Hydra. Friday morning, Grant Ward revealed his affiliation and offered up a name of 24 mid and lower level operatives also involved in Hydra as well as one level nine of which we were not already aware.

After lengthy debate, May, Barton, Coulson, and I have resolved that we will first attempt to turn his allegiances before any other actions are taken. As such, the protocol for turning an asset has been invoked with Agent Barton taking the lead. Progress will be assessed through out the month and should there be no signs of improvement within that time, other steps will be taken.

I understand that some of you may not agree, but this decision is the one which has been agreed upon to have the most potential for success with the least amount of fallout, and I hope that you respect the decision whether or not you consider it the right one.

Complaints are welcome, but they won't impact anything.

May. 2nd, 2014


[info]neededapush

Filtered to Barton, Coulson, & May.

Recommendations?

Apr. 30th, 2014


[info]neededapush

And you assholes didn't even notice I was gone, did you?

Apr. 26th, 2014


[info]ledgered

Apparently I was here before.

So, I guess I'm back.

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