No. I did not steel and then fall off a horse. Peep People can stop asking. I have no use for horses, and was not that drunk recently. I do not even know what French sounds like.
My name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Sheriff here in Storybrooke. You've all met the Mayor, and been given your welcome kits, but if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me, or my deputy, David Nolan.
And if you could all fill this out for me, so I get a feel of who's who, that would be great.
[OOC: Characters, can try to lie, but Emma has had the Blue Fairy charm the form with a spell that prevents people from doing so!]