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So, this place is real then.

Not that I thought it wouldn't be. It's hardly the first alternate world I've been to. I just hope that Jess and Luke are here. I'm terrible at socializing with pretty much anyone but them. I think it's mostly because they're used to my personality and make allowances.

I don't normally talk this much.

My husband is gone.
Someone come and babysit my kid. Someone else get me drunk.

I think I need to get out of my apartment and Try and think of things besides Clint and how fucking nice he is to me stop dwelling on things. My black eye cleared up so I think it's time I check out the local bars.

Whose in?

Jess won't stop giving me disappointed faces and saying things about making friends, so here it goes.

My name is Danny Rand. I enjoy meditating I spend most of my time training in martial arts and meditating. I'm not good with people I have a pretty cool tattoo

Really, I just need to get out of the apartment with another human being that's not Jess or Luke or Dani to stop her from looking at me like she thinks I'm going to become the ninja equivalent of a cat lady.

So...with that stellar show of people skills, any takers?

| Filtered to Luke and Danny |
What do you guys think of reforming Heroes for Hire?

| Filtered to Storybrooke Officials |
Who would I talk to get a business permit? Just curious.


My husband is going to take me on a date soon, whether he likes it or not, so who wants to babysit an exceptionally adorable gifted baby? Not you, Danny Rand. You're going to get out and meet people.

Sweet Christmas.

I am being very calm right now because my infant daughter is sleeping on my lap and I don't want to wake her up. I am being calm.

Calmly, I would like to know where the fuck I am, who the fuck brought me here and how the fuck do I get home. I don't know what the fuck you think you're going to get by bringing me here but I'm not an Avenger anymore.

Fuuuuuck.