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Show of hands, those that are smart enough not to dress up tomorrow.

This place is awesome.

Magic.

Comic books.

Fairy Tales. Captain Hook is way hotter than the curly haired monstrosity from Disney.

It's like the warehouse threw up and created a town. I need a job though. Until I figure out how to get home, i'm not going to rely on the kindness of strangers.

This sucks.

Sucks. Sucks. Suckity sucks.

You know, it's hard to make a grand stand and defend your home against a megalomaniac alchemist when you GET KIDNAPPED BY A PORTAL TO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE! I mean, I've been in some nice ones before, comic books, that one time we were all flat but this is ridiculous. Those had ways out.

Even tried rewiring this fancy PDA thing to get at least some connection but I think all I managed to do was freak out some kid and possibly order pizza. I'm Claudia Donovan and at least they gave me money so i can pay for the pizza.