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Ugh I just got out of a small pointless town
But whatever

Um, can anyone help me? I'm looking for some friends of mine.

Damon or Stefan Salvatore, Bonnie, Caroline?

Really?  Random town, Maine?  Isn't there somewhere better I could have been mysteriously sent to?

Somebody has approximately five seconds to explain why I'm here and not at my wedding.

Ric's gone.

I don't How am I supposed to I can't do this by myself

Alright. So. I'm Doctor Victor Whale, as many of you who've been here for quite sometime know already. Unfortunately, I've never really had the time to get around to actually posting on this lovely little network here, because I've been far too busy making sure that all of you wonderful displaced people get all of the special medical attention that you require.

Speaking of special medical attention, if you're a vampire, remember, you must come down to the hospital and register your name at desk, so that we can put you on the list so you get your blood. And again, sorry, but not really, it's rationed, because we need blood for other important things here too, like life-saving surgery.

Also...Jo, are you pregnant? Because you called out the other day with a "stomach flu", you were pretty mean to me the other day, oh, and your breasts are bigger. Also, I'm a doctor. I notice these things. And, if you are pregnant, I know that boyfriend of yours used to be a vampire, so you might want to check into the possibility that you're carrying an antichrist or whatever other kind of baby former vampires and a witch are capable of making.

This is the worst.

Do the portals make everyone sick, or am I just special?