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Talk Like a Pirate Day.

I think I need a drink.

Talk Like a Pirate Day. Who's down for drinks at The Hanged Man? Just be warned, I do crazy things when drunk.

Whoever got Katy Perry's I Kissed a Girl stuck in my head, be prepared.

Just warning you.

Well, this isn't how I expected my day to go.

I will be needing a new assistant, qualifications are as follows:

- Must be good with technology, profanity, and able to receive dictation
- Must love alcohol.
- Must not love, or offer the services of, editors.
- Preferably not an asthmatic. You will still be welcome, but your complaints are not.
- Must have a proficiency and ability to handle stress, violence, nudity run errands in a timely manner. My words cannot wait while you delay in fetching me the proper materials I need.

Payment will be made in the form of experiences, prior to the attaining of a proper expense account.

Serious inquiries only. I've already dealt with magic portals today, and find myself in no mood to entertain the company of professional time wasters. You can find me at the bar. Just listen for the sounds of shouting, or the frantic -- and insanely novel -- sounds of a scribbling pen...

Seriously. A pen.

Place is strange.

So, I found the story ... game ... thing based on me. I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it, though. It's supposed to do something to the television machine? But it's just sitting here not doing anything. I can't even read it. It's just shiny.

Okay now that the shininess of having all these fictional characters I love being around has worn off I have to say this town is boring as hell.

I have realized I'm going to miss Comic-Con! And the next meet up for Moondoor! I'm going to be dethroned just for not being there. This sucks guys.

I do sometimes feel like my life is a really badly written novel, but this Narnia bullshit is going a bit far.

[DEAN]

I don't really know what to do now, man. Are you still thinking of trying to reverse all this? Jess wants to stay, and I can't just send her back.

[JESS | JO | ELLEN | CHARLIE | CASTIEL]

So. I don't know if any of you-- other than Cas-- already noticed her arrive, but there's someone I want you all to meet. My girlfriend, Jessica.

Jess, meet Jo, Ellen, Charlie, and Castiel. I met all of them after Stanford: Jo and Ellen helped me and Dean out after our dad died a few years back. Charlie helped us stop a leviathan takeover not long before I got here, and she's worked with a couple more times since then, in my future at home. And I met Cas when he brought my brother back from the dead, because he's... actually, you know, I think I'll let him surprise you with that one.

I'm still catching Jess up on everything that's happened, so don't overwhelm her with information, but we've covered the basics. So. Say hello?

So I'm curious and a bit obsessive and wondered about everyone since we have so many amazing people here. I'd love to know where everyone is from, what they can do, and you know, if you're not totally human, what you are. I'll start!

I'm Charlie, I'm from a world much like this one, and I'm run of the mill human. I don't have any special powers or anything, just some mad computer and gaming skills.

Feel free to use filters if you don't want to share with the whole class!

| FILTERED TO SAM, JO, ELLEN AND CHARLIE |

Beginning to think that it might be best if we limit the amount of talking we do about hunting in this place.  There seems to be a uncomfortably large amount of things that we should be hunting here and they've got friends. I mean, unless anyone has a suggestion, I think we oughta keep quiet for now. We still don't know where we are.

I do think we should be keeping track of them though. Just in case.

Also, Jo and Ellen, this is Charlie Bradbury. She's a friend.

[Hermione Granger]
Hi! You don't know me, but I'm a HUGE fan of yours.

[Merrill]
So it would seem that we're roommates. Not the worst thing that's happened, I got to say. You're a lot hotter in the flesh than a video game.

Okay, sucked in through a portal. Not anything entirely new. Still got my sonic but no TARDIS, that's a bit worrisome. Never mind it, I suppose, not the first time I've lost her.

Hello I'm the Doctor. Has anyone seen a random blue police box lying about?

Hi, I guess? I don't know what the protocol is here, or who all can see this.

They told me my brother was here. That can't be Is that true? Dean, are you here?

Mary becomes Queen of England.

Then Elizabeth.

Edward dies....

Whoever told me to Google my life is bordering on cruel.

I'm still not sure that I wasn't attacked by a djinn again and stuck in another dream, only this time an AWESOME one. This beats comic-con any day.

What up, bitches. I'm Charlie.

Dean, you guys didn't cause this did you?