Clint Barton ➶ Hawkeye (thislooksbad) wrote in welcomenetwork, @ 2014-01-20 17:50:00 |
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Entry tags: | carol danvers / captain marvel (616), clint barton / hawkeye (616), francis barton / hawkeye, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), lexi branson, logan howlett / wolverine |
So, to recap.
My older brother is a kid.
My girlfriend is a teenager.
And my son is an adult.
I think I'm getting a headache.
( Loki - MCU )
Please refrain from having sexual relations with my son. Yes, I know he's age appropriate now and inherited my good looks, but in a week or so he'll probably be back to being jailbait and everything will be incredibly awkward. So just do yourself a favor and don't sleep with him.