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Well, then. This place is real. Merlin, magic is so fascinating sometimes. Especially this magic, since it's completely different from my own.

Hello, everyone, I'm Hermione Granger.

I was told I could find people I know on this?

Not that I have any idea what this is. Other than some muggle device. How does it even work?

Filter: Fred; Angelina can read, too

Got the official approval to open up a shop here. Let's go out and celebrate.

Weasley Wizarding Wheezes: coming soon to a space near you. You may all rejoice accordingly.

Here's the saddest story you'll ever hear. Because of the fact that I've been finding not only this whole displacement completely mad and I'm just going to skip over the part where Fred is here and very much not dead and figuring out that this whole thing has actually put me into a completely different year, I pretty much almost missed that my birthday was coming up.

As in it's today.

I told you it was a sad story.

What I've decided however is to find the best pub -- as in the one with the best beers -- and have myself a few drinks. Considering that I'm missing a few close friends, I welcome virtually any and everyone to join me. Unless you're a complete twat. Then you can just stay away.

You know, I like being me again, but I sort of miss having tits.

I can assure everyone that George and I had nothing to do with this.

Er, what?

Fairly sure I didn't have the same bits when I went to sleep last night.