Hey Nate, know how you said we were video game characters here and that they compared you to some Lara Croft? Well I was doing some research and found this. Not sure I agree with the outcome, but it is rather amusing.
Hey, my name is Nathan Drake. Just call me Nate. I seem to have misplaced my friend. Name is Victor Sullivan. Always got a cigar in his mouth. Says "goddamn" a lot. A bit of a lech. Calls anyone younger than him "kid" all the time?
Anyone? Anyone at all?
Also, looking around for Elena Fisher. Anybody seen her either?
My name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Sheriff here in Storybrooke. You've all met the Mayor, and been given your welcome kits, but if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me, or my deputy, David Nolan.
And if you could all fill this out for me, so I get a feel of who's who, that would be great.
[OOC: Characters, can try to lie, but Emma has had the Blue Fairy charm the form with a spell that prevents people from doing so!]