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So. There's this ball coming up. For New Year's?

Will you go with me?

[Filtered to Eames]

I remember you liking strawberries and whipped cream, so I made you these. Come home?

[Filtered away from Eames]

I hate that he doesn't remember. I hate this so much.

But at least he's back, right?

[Filter: Not Harry Potter 'Verse]
Lily told me that there's a book series about my son.

I want to know what happens.
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I need to get a job. My talents and expertise aren't strictly legal, and I was told I worked at a bar the last time I was still here. Any chance they would take me back?

[Private to Arthur]
Do you want to have a drink with me? I want to apologize for being so distant, Arthur. I just need time to adjust. I think getting a drink and then maybe a date later this week could help bring me back up to speed, love.

[Filtered to Eames]

I was thinking about making us something for Thanksgiving. This is what you get for living with an American, Eames.

I cannot find my totem anywhere and I was told that I had absolutely nothing to worry about. This is not a dream but merely the result of portals at work.

I have to admit that whoever has brought me into this dream certainly has a wild imagination. I must also make my intent to kill whoever is responsible should anything happen to my friend. Fair enough, loves?

I want to get married.

This is really not funny.

[Private to Jack Harkness]

You turned me into a girl. I have no idea how you did it, but you did.

[Private to Daniel Eames]

I need to keep my mind off certain people being gone and drunken escapades.

Where do you come in, you ask?

Well, I hear you're to be married to a cutie. Let me throw you the best bachelor party Storybrooke has ever seen.

[Private to Eames]

I had the horrible idea to Google myself.

Did you know there are people who write stories about us? You and me, Ariadne and me... Lots and lots of me and Ariadne. It's quite disturbing.

...I am highly concerned.

Right. So, let me get this straight. There are 'portals' that bring you here and there's no leaving?

And ... computers that allow you to talk to people over long distances?

Heavy.

Anyway, uh, hi...? I'm Marty, and I don't suppose there's a single one of you here that's from Hill Valley? Preferably a crackpot, eccentric, white haired inventor?

I told Arthur I loved him. Something I should have done a long time ago. Before we even got to this place. It took this place, however, to make me realize that.

I also asked him to marry me.

... and he said yes.

I honestly have no idea why, but I am thoroughly pleased to call him my lover and my fiance, and when the time comes, my husband.

I figured that Arthur would like everyone to know and this also serves the purpose of me staking my claim on him. My right to do so, loves, as his fiance.

What's the point if you've killed off the only Stark with any veritable worth? DROLL. I refuse.

Is there a gym around here, loves?

Also, a gun range would be helpful.

Can someone point me in the right direction, hm?

I need some assistance in determining exactly what this place is. What it really is, how I actually got here. And whether or not it is a dream or not. While I have never entered a dream without my knowledge, stranger things have happened.

Any takers?

Hello, darlings. I am Eames and I have come to this place by magical portal...

I have to say that even with my level of creativity and imagination, that still sounds all kinds of bollocks in my head. But here we are, aren't we, mm?

I have to say that I am glad I'm not here alone, without someone I know, even if Arthur seems to be determined to be a royal pain in my arse at least once a day. He is still my friend.

Any matter, I thought it fitting that I should introduce myself and if anyone needs a drinking buddy or fancies a game of cards, let me know.

I could also use some information on places that are hiring in this charming little town.

Right then.

My name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Sheriff here in Storybrooke. You've all met the Mayor, and been given your welcome kits, but if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me, or my deputy, David Nolan.

And if you could all fill this out for me, so I get a feel of who's who, that would be great.

<b>NAME:</b> <b>AGE/DOB:</b> <b>PREVIOUS RESIDENCE:</b> <b>PAST OCCUPATION:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL SKILLS/ABILITIES:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL NEEDS:</b> <b>ANYTHING ELSE:</b>


[OOC: Characters, can try to lie, but Emma has had the Blue Fairy charm the form with a spell that prevents people from doing so!]