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So changing ages...is this something I should get used to while I live in this town?

Filtered: Gale Hawthorne

Thank you. For being so kind to me the last couple of days. It must have been terribly awkward for you.

Filtered: Guinevere

Would you like to get some lunch today?

This definitely wasn't I planned on happening after I jumped off that Ferris Wheel.

Well, at least I'm not too beat up. Just broken leg, a couple of cracked ribs, one sprained wrist, and some cuts and bruises. Nothing, really.

Anyway, hi. I'm Claire Bennet.

Figured it was time to be a productive member of society so I got a job at the lame grocery store.

Get to bag groceries. I feel pretty good about thi

Whatever. So if you guys want a discount on pimento loaf just ask.

Gotta say, I really thought this whole place was a hallucination. I guess it still could be. Is Cordelia here? Am I gonna wake up in a few months and find out I've been babbling to a dragon about seeing her in Storybrooke again?

It's been a few years for me, but I'll try to jump back in. Wayward magic, mystical city barriers -- feels just like home these days.

Now I know that the "fact" that this place isn't like the Capitol was practically drilled into my skull when I got here, but that doesn't make everyone flouncing around talking about their "big plans" and celebrating being stuck in this hell hole, any less gag inducing.

Whoa. Okay so like.. that welcome kiss was totally awesome. Is that how you greet people here? Because I've just like.. been saying hey and stuff...

This place is SO different than Atmos! Well sort of. I mean the weather is seriously just like Terra Blizzaris, but you guys don't have Leapers here. Which is probably a good thing because that means you'd have Raptors eventually.

I'm Finn, sharpshooter and wingman of the Storm Hawks.

Screw this bullshit. I don't care WHAT that stupid stuck up bitch said. If this is some mindfuck by the Capitol, I'm GOING TO FIND YOU AND RIP YOUR ARMS OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH THEM.