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No more Sherlocks.

I need a nap.

Excuse me?

Is this ridiculous thing working?

We'll be having a spring open house at the library this week. There will be extra books for sale to raise money and there will also be snacks. In addition, there will be applications for anyone interested in jobs here. Everyone is more than welcome to come.

I've been told there are some people in town who are afrai wary of librarians. I promise that I don't mean anyone any harm. I just really love books and want to encourage everyone to appreciate them. I hope we'll see some people there this weekend.

Okay. So how many holidays are there and wasn't a smaller one just celebrated not too long ago?

This town, this day, and this network makes no sense.

[Lydia Martin]
Someone told me you were here, along with Stilinski and Allison. What the hell is happening?

There's universes where people can fly, turn into monsters, or have tiny monsters in balls. Why isn't there one where math homework does itself?

[Beacon Hills People]
Who is even still here? Scott's gone, Derek's gone. I saw Lydia say something, so she's still here, Cora's here, Ms. McCall's here. Allison? Stiles?

It's fine if Peter's gone.
[/Beacon Hills]

[Allison]
Do you want to stay here? Until Scott gets back, I mean. In his room. Since we're both just rattling around, I thought maybe it'd be better. Or I could stay there, for a while. I hate when it's empty.
[/Allison]

[Kitty Pryde]
Hi. I just thought I'd see if you were okay, or needed anything, since Derek's not here. I think that makes us pack by proxy? Or I would if I knew how the rules actually worked.

I'm neither condoning nor endorsing. But I seem to remember someone mentioning a paintball battle, and I also seem to have found a place that ships supplies in bulk at a discount. Should someone who used to be on my team and currently lives in my apartment have any interest in things I in no way condone.

I spend my days glowering at teenagers who resent me and live with a younger, more attractive man I moved in with after a week. I feel like I should complete the picture of bland midlife crisis by learning to fish or play golf. But considering that means I would have to fish or golf, I'll pass and assume the car completes the picture.

[Fitzsimmons, Ward, May, ETA Fury and Maria Hill]
Come have dinner tomorrow. I want to keep checked in, even with nothing going on. And a night where Fitz has no access to caffeine or liquor while in his lab sounds like a good idea.
[/Team]

[MCU Clint]
I may be going slightly stir crazy.

I never liked fairy tales. Or anything where the movie version has singing animals.

[Filtered to Felicity Smoak]
Felicity? A fairy nun told me you were here.

There's no part of that sentence I'm not confused by.

What does one do, here, to celebrate a birthday?  Today is mine.

This doesn't even make the top ten list for weirdest things to happen to me this week. That makes me reconsider my life choices.

Anyway, hi. I'm Alcatraz and I break things. Way to sound like you're at AA, self

I need a job. Peeta's got one, but it's not fair of me to just expect him to support us both.

I have no actual job experience. I've never had one back home, unless you count being a victor and the Mockingjay. But those don't count here, and I'm glad they don't.

I'm trying to fill out job applications right now. They're more difficult than I thought.

Stupid portal. No one ever sticks around long enough. Except me