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Sep. 5th, 2015


[info]protocolmatters

Well, it certainly seems like I was brought back here just as things became interesting.

SHIELD senior staff + natasha.
Remind me that I'm not supposed to shoot Grant Ward in the face before I forget and decide to put a few holes in him.

Also, has Felix married his child bride yet?

Regina.
An election? That's new. You won't mind too terribly if I run, will you? Assuming previous time spent in this town counts toward the requirement.

But in any case, how are you?

Jul. 11th, 2015


[info]_fromasgard

Well isn't this quaint.

Jun. 26th, 2015


[info]directorhill

Given the circumstances, I gather I've been pulled in to some sort of parallel dimension. Is that the case with everyone here?

My name is Maria Hill. Should that mean anything to you, I'd like to meet and discuss our current situation.

May. 30th, 2015


[info]twirlsthings

[SHIELD - Kara & Ward]

Locked to SHIELD, minus Kara and Ward, Spoilery through AoS finale )

May. 20th, 2015


[info]itwasaporcupine

[Filtered to Fury, Blake, Hand and I suppose Sitwell]
I know Nick has, but have the rest of you seen the latest arrival?

[info]fivealarm

This place has a fucked up sense of humor.

FILTERED TO BOBBI
Agent 33 is here. Watch your back, Bob

[info]agent33

What the hell is this?

Why am I here?

Someone explain right the hell now?

May. 13th, 2015


[info]twirlsthings

Someone buy me a drink or ten.

Cut for AoS Spoilers )

[info]wingmans

Cut for Ultron Spoilers )

May. 2nd, 2015


[info]ifixstuff

AoU Spoilers behind the cut. Proceed at your own risk! )

Feb. 22nd, 2015


[info]crutchfaster

I think I have this thing figured out.

There has to be a better explanation than magic portals. This has to be Stark's fault.

Feb. 17th, 2015


[info]twirlsthings

[Locked to SHIELD]

So, a murder. Not exactly our usual field, but with all the nothing that happens around here - do we want to do anything to look into this, or are we leaving it in local hands?

Feb. 13th, 2015


[info]twirlsthings

Nick, my candy better be ready to go. It's that time, you owe me.

Feb. 9th, 2015


[info]gotconviction

Well, I can cross magical portals to Maine off of things S.H.I.E.L.D never prepared me for.

At least the lobster here is good. That's one thing Maine can always be counted for.

I'm Phil Coulson, director of S.H.I.E.L.D. I heard my team was here.

Feb. 3rd, 2015


[info]thelivinglegend

The last time I wound up in a strange new place I missed out on sixty-six years, give or take. I guess I should consider this an improvement. I appreciate all the orientation information but I was in the middle of something important I'd really like to get back to.

Jan. 9th, 2015


[info]twirlsthings

Fairy tales? Really?

[Filtered to SHIELD]
A guy who said he's a dwarf said some of you are on the ground here?

Dec. 19th, 2014


[info]protocolmatters

( filtered to SHIELD upper ranks )

I think we all need to talk about the elephant in the room.

Felix is absolutely ridiculous and is smitten with the boytoy he picked up last month.

It's embarrassing.

Fe, for the love of whatever, please do not attempt to marry this one.

We do not need a repeat of that tragic hipster cliche you were dating.

Dec. 13th, 2014


[info]whoandwhatiam

So, Kitty, Felicity and I were talking and we've decided that given the Jewish population here, having Hanukkah at anyone's apartment would probably be a little too crowded. So we're sending out an open invitation to Hannukah celebrations at the Youth Center. If you're Jewish, have friends or loved ones who are, or are just interested in learning more about our culture, you're more than welcome to come and join us. We'll also be having a traditional, for my reality anyway, Chinese food dinner on Christmas for anyone who doesn't have other plans or who doesn't celebrate.

For those who don't know, Hannukah begins Tuesday night.

( Derek, Peter, Malia, Stiles, Allison, Scott, Melissa, Erica )
You're all personally invited, obviously. I know you aren't Jewish, but you're family, so I hope to see you there.

( 616-Earth people and offshoot worlds, MCU people, Charles Xavier, Erik Lehnsherr, Jubilee, Kurt Wagner, Sherlock Holmes, Joan Watson - Felicity and other Kitty can read )
You guys are all welcome to come and we really hope to see you.

Dec. 1st, 2014


[info]notthecavalry

Since Phil is no longer here, Fury is 'dead', Hill is no longer a part of SHIELD, and everyone else is in various states of deceased or are named Felix does this mean I'm acting Director? Does the promotion come with a new pair of sunglasses or a bigger badge?

[info]behindtheline

Strange, it is, returning to a familiar place with that niggling understanding you've been here before. There could be worse places, certainly. In fact, there have been several worse places to which I've returned. But as it is, here's my song:
Hello to you, hello to all of you. Agent Margaret Carter of S.H.I.E.L.D. We're familiar, I'm sure. If so, I owe you a good cuppa. If not, hello! I owe you a good cuppa, too.

Nov. 24th, 2014


[info]tobeunmade

So, sorry this is late but I was recently traumatized by about four thousand different things, not least of which being the fucking alien god who doesn't know how to go about making friends, hint not mind control, but it's time to extend the yearly invitation to the Barton-Romanoff Secret Agent Thanksgiving Dinner. Dinner being used in the loosest sense of the word. Also, Thanksgiving. For our purposes, those words mean vodka, Chinese takeout, and poker. This will all be taking place at the Clint Barton Home for Wayward Failboats and Spysassins, and possibly in a giant blanket fort depending on the varied emotional states of the household that day. SHIELD attendance is mandatory. Other people we know are welcome, including significant others of SHIELD people and their angry Jewish and/or Jersey friends. Loki, if you try to come, someone will set you on fire. Other Loki, I don't mean you. You and Steph are fine. If anyone in the house has anyone they want added to the no invite list, speak now, or speak later, whenever's cool.

We probably have enough room for everyone. There are cats, so mind your allergies. We will have all the eggrolls, they're basically the equivalent of stuffing anyway. When I say all the egg rolls, I mean it. Grant is ridiculous and we love him. Feel free to bring extra takeout if you want. And extra blankets in case of expansion.

Nov. 11th, 2014


[info]agentweaver

Maine would not be my first choice in seeking refuge from HYDRA but this town does have its charms. Though, I suppose I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Nov. 8th, 2014


[info]thewordpatsy

Okay.

Someone want to explain to me in what universe being dragged out of a car and thrown into traffic results in a surprise trip to the New England coast? The most I've been able to get out of the locals is 'magic'. Please god tell me there's a better explanation than that.

[info]protocolmatters

Filter - SHIELD Upper Management )

Oct. 24th, 2014


[info]sofuckingdone

Maine?

Really? This better be a coma hallucination.

[info]protocolmatters

Well, this is arguably an improvement. For a given definition of the word.

Aug. 29th, 2014


[info]slightofhand

Anyone care for a few hands of cards? It's not got the same satisfying clink to it, taking money instead of gold or goods, but it's still fun enough.

Some of the folks getting drunk at our bar fancy poker, but if there's another game of choice, I can learn to take all your money in another one, too.

Aug. 14th, 2014


[info]notthecavalry

Tonight feels like one of those 80's movies kinda nights. Who wants to come over and watch Heathers with me?

Aug. 4th, 2014


[info]artofthecon

So, ah. What's a good way to ask someone out,,,? If you were going to do something like that. With someone. Of course with someone. I'd appreciate some ideas and everyone has a million of them and I'm tapped out.

Jul. 27th, 2014


[info]behindtheline

Honestly, nothing is particularly surprising anymore. A portal under the Brooklyn Bridge brings me to Maine, I've been here several times before with seventy years worth of SHIELD agents.

Hello, then. I'm Peggy Carter. I'm sure you've heard of me, so that means you're one up.

If you'd be so kind as to introduce yourself, then, we can get to know one another adequately.

Jul. 21st, 2014


[info]manscaping

STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE ... so there's this portal? And it sucks people out of a thousand different dimensions and plops them into East Who-Gives-A-Damn Maine. And there's nothing to do but ... reconstitute, re-evaluate and re-form your life?

AHAHAHA, SO HILARIOUS.

Oh right. Hi.

I'm Skye.

[info]agentsupernanny

Thanks again to everyone who came to the party, and helped Clint put it together. It was a nice surprise.

Consider any reports I was drunk and singing to be false, as a late birthday present.

Clint, two questions.

1. Why are there arrows in the freezer?
2. Is there any chance the arrows explode when you take them out of the freezer?

Jul. 19th, 2014


[info]myownmerit

Movie night tonight. And in the morning I'm making waffles. Anyone who wants to can come. I make a mean waffle and I got actual maple syrup and some strawberries.

Jul. 7th, 2014


[info]asgardianlegend

Greetings, I am Thor, of Asgard, Son of Odin.

Though such a means was not how I had intended to return, I suppose the good fortune means I should be without complaint. Instead I find myself quite thankful that I have landed among such a considerate group of people, people who have informed me that this device will connect me to many of the others of you who have ended here the same as I?

Perhaps then there might be one of you here who could point me in the direction of your delicacy known as pancakes? I find them to be the best choice, when one is forced to deal with a sudden and unexpected arrival in any realm. Your assistance would be most appreciated.

[info]huntsvampires

Celebrating the Fourth of July in modern times never ceases to amaze me.

I hope everyone had a good weekend.

Jul. 6th, 2014


[info]tobeunmade

( Filtered to MCU and 616 and friends - minus Phil )

I should have done this a week ago or probably more but I suck at...everything

So, Phil's birthday is Tuesday and it's his 50th, so I wanted to do something for that. So, surprise party. Tuesday night. Over at the youth center for space. I talked to Kitty about it and she's fine with letting us use it for the night. I'm going to convince Phil we're going to dinner, just us. Kitty's going to call him with a reason he needs to stop by the center first. He'll say yes because he's Phil.

Everyone should be there around 6:30 to be safe, earlier if you want to help prep. Bring a dish if you want. I'll be getting Phil there about 7. I just really want to do something nice for him.

Oh! And no age jokes.

EDITED TO ADD: Also, if anyone has problems with Grant being there, you can fuck right off and not come. He's going to be there and I am not kicking him out because some people can't get over their issues. He's trying. He's trying damn hard. The least you all can do is do the same and not make a bunch of fucking drama while I'm trying to do something nice for my goddamn husband. Are we clear?

( Barton-Coulson Home for Wayward Spysassins - plus Tony - minus Phil )
I could use your help setting everything up. I'd really appreciate it.

( MCU Steve )
I can do this it's for Phil I really hope you come. I know Phil would appreciate it.

Also I was kind of wondering if you'd maybe help with the decorations. I know you're good at art, and since Phil doesn't have his cards any more, I just figured it would be something personal for him.

( Pemberley Hart )
I know we aren't that great yet, but I figured we could get some practice doing some music at this. Plus I kind of wanted to do something for Phil and I'm a sappy asshole so I figured a song could be good. You guys in?

Jul. 2nd, 2014


[info]itwasaporcupine

I take back what I said about needing a vacation.

Jun. 30th, 2014


[info]artofthecon

So I've been poking around this thing for a couple of days.

I can't say I understand how I got here and I can't get over the feeling that I have to make a mission report.

Uh. Hi? I'm Steve Rogers. Is there a manual?

Jun. 20th, 2014


[info]agentsupernanny

There is a pile of drunk, sleeping people in a fort on my floor. I took down some of the blankets to cover them up and I think someone called me a demolition asshole. I have no idea which one. The cats are wearing capes, and Cap-the-other didn't need a blanket because Clint is using him for a body pillow.

I'm back. It was only a day or so here. It was a little longer at home.

[Filtered to Coulson's Team, past and present, + Fury, - Ward]
I don't know any more than anyone here, I think I came in from the same point as May. I'm sorry I don't know how you're doing, Fitz, but I believe you'll come through fine.

I've seen Nick's bad judgement firsthand. So I can at least officially require all the students I don't like at the school call me Director over Principal.
[/Filter]

[Filtered to Ward]
I saw it all first hand, this trip back. I don't know what came after what we already knew. I know the version of you that's here didn't do any of it, and I stand by what we already established for this time and this place. But give me a day or two of a little space, once you wake up.

Jun. 1st, 2014


[info]ifixstuff

Right.

So with all these people from my world suddenly having doubles from an alternate world popping up...

WHERE THE HELL IS MY HANDSOME DEVIL DOUBLE? think of the hell we could raise...

Portal. Come on.

Make it happen.

May. 31st, 2014


[info]guesswhat

With the way these magic portal are working lately I kinda feel like I should make a PSA I can point any in coming Avengers from my world to.

[info]neededapush

Filtered to SHIELD & AVENGERS (MCU) + Bucky, Darcy, Jane, Pepper, & Sam (sans Grant Ward)

Coulson and I have come to the conclusion that Ward has made enough progress to remain alive. He is well aware that none of you will be expected to treat him any differently than you already do nor are under any obligation to forgive him in the future. But he has demonstrated a desire to improve as well as a sincerity that both Coulson and myself do not believe can be faked.

He is also aware that any of us can and will put him down should the situation change, or we become aware that he was lying to us about this reform.

As usual, all complaints are welcome, but they won't impact anything.

May. 30th, 2014


[info]itwasaporcupine

Just as I was thinking I needed a vacation.

Apr. 30th, 2014


[info]neededapush

And you assholes didn't even notice I was gone, did you?

Apr. 23rd, 2014

[info]wingmanning

This has to be some sort of HYDRA plot. I mean, I'm no superhero, but I'm not stupid. Fairytales? Honestly.

The woman who greeted me said some of my friends were here but I almost hope she's wrong. It'd be nice to have people who I trust here. Downside to that being that if I'm right, Steve and Natasha were captured. I need a drink.

Apr. 16th, 2014


[info]agentsupernanny

Cut for Cap 2 Spoilers )

Mar. 30th, 2014


[info]goescommando

( filtered to 616 and MCU people )

All right. I'm just going to come out and say it, because nobody else is.

You guys from that other world need adult supervision.

I mean, our Clint seems more mature than 90% of you, and I'm pretty sure he's organizing a party to celebrate grounding his kid like it's some grown up right of passage.

Mar. 19th, 2014


[info]itwasaporcupine

I miss my job. Back in my world. I'm damn good at it and it's all I have.

Mar. 17th, 2014


[info]agentsupernanny

I've had better trips home. Though this place being real is actually a relief, I just thought I was having unusually vivid and incredibly inappropriate dreams.

Everyone still here?

[SHIELD]
Everyone all right and not dying, tortured, or mind controlled?
[/SHIELD]

[MCU Clint]
I'm sorry.

Wait, you do remember me being here, don't you?

((There is likely to be Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. spoilers in the comments!))

Mar. 14th, 2014


[info]nothulk

This is the best day known to man.

Not only is it Pi day, it's steak and blowjob day.

Everyone must celebrate one or the other.

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