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Hey, Peter.

I took that quiz that kid put up and I got the Winter Soldier and Wolverine.

I can see it. They both have that gruff, sexy but probably hasn't showered recently vibe and they look like they'd fuck like animals.

So pretty much just like you.

Not that I need my life choices reaffirmed by internet quizzes.

Hey, Swan.

Mind if Nadia has a sleepover with Lily tomorrow night? It's that time of the month and I'm about to claw my skin off I'm fucking starving Peter can be a real bitch if I don't come along for the full moon.

Oh. Right. That reminds me. Hey, assholes. For all the newbies, keep the fuck away from the woods tomorrow night. Best for all concerned.

This again? Really?

Peter, you'd better be around or I'm going to destroy something be pissed.

PRIVATE TO ROMAN GODFREY
I'm glad you've got your daughter back, kid. If you need anything, let me know. Do not kill the jackass who responded to your post. At least not until I'm off maternity leave.
/PRIVATE

This is officially the last child I am having. The one time I could use some magical help and magic goes down. What's the use of having magical powers if you can't use them to help people with pain?

She's here.

Oh thank god, she's here.

And I'm not I've never been more grateful for this place.

I need a fucking shower.

I'm pretty sure I have grass stains in my hair.

Also, fuck you, Rumancek.

Oh. If anyone finds random bits of...person in the woods, don't panic. Nobody's dead. I think we got rid of it all. But we might have missed an eye. And some skin.

Full moon tomorrow.

Awesome.

FILTERED TO ROMAN
Ready for a hike? Not sure I should turn in the park.

There have been times in my life where having this happen to me would have been a godsend. This isn't one of them.

Still, it's not the weirdest thing to happen to me.