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May. 2nd, 2015


[info]sam_interrupted

I think it's pretty safe to say this is the quietest birthday I've had in a long time. I don't even remember the last time I realised it was my birthday on the actual day.

Apr. 23rd, 2015


[info]sex_n_violence

So.


Can somebody who doesn't currently want to kill me explain what the hell this place is about? And what do you do when you find out your entire life was nothing but a gratuitous story arc for a really bad TV show...



Please, someone let me out or turn it off. Six hundred years of torture has nothing on this...

Apr. 20th, 2015


[info]sex_n_violence

Okay.

What fresh Hell is this. A new condo level?

Apr. 15th, 2015


[info]likethedisease

[ filtered away from sam; ]

If anyone gets the smart idea to mention this "Supernatural" show to my brother, I will cut your throat. Don't think I won't. I'm not trying to be mean here or anything, but it's just a request. Me, asking a bunch of random people for a favor. He can't know.



[ public; ]

I think I need a job, I'm almost out of beer money. And the locals are starting to catch on that I'm hustling them.

Apr. 6th, 2015


[info]likethedisease

Sammy?

Cas?

Crowley?

There's apparently a nun that's the welcoming committee and while that's awesome, I don't plan on staying very long. Places to be, people to see. That and Maine is boring. So if anyone can point in the direction of the nearest exit. I'll leave.

Edit:

Where's a bar so I can drink it?

Mar. 19th, 2015


[info]fivealarm

When someone tells you not to watch the shit show about your life, listen to them.
I am going to get very very very drunk.

Mar. 6th, 2015


[info]arealspitfire

So I'm in some fairytale town, nearly bleeding out and I

I need to know if Sam and Dean got out

Is my mom

Help.

Feb. 4th, 2015


[info]lostfaith

What the actual fuck

Aug. 10th, 2014


[info]hewhosees

Well, this isn't Cleveland.

Jun. 10th, 2014


[info]getlaheyed

Everyone is always bored or missing people on this thing. Including me. So screw it.

Top five people in town you'd sleep with. Everyone tell me theirs. (I don't care if they're married/dating/into the wrong gender/from a world where they're actually a rabbit. It doesn't have to make sense.)

No picking people who aren't here anymore, because then it's not as funny.

Jun. 8th, 2014


[info]watches

Not to sound maudlin, but I do miss home. Or more accurately, some of the people there. I'd probably miss them much less very quickly if they were here, since a bored Buffy inevitably led to noises or excessive puns, but I do miss them.

Faith, Wesley, how does dinner strike you? Or a movie. Or anything aside from a book or the telly.

May. 24th, 2014


[info]watches

There are at least twelve different shows airing that all showcase the lives of people who don't seem to do anything but drink and complain. And I realize that saying something to complain about that is hypocritical, but I am not on TV talking about it, so I've chosen not to care.

Good god, I can actually see myself becoming someone's cranky and least favorite eccentric uncle. This is what happens when there are no demons to keep you busy.

May. 12th, 2014


[info]celestialintent

...This is not where I intended to land.

I require assistance, but my phone is running out of minutes. I didn't realize I would still need it.

Apr. 23rd, 2014


[info]lostallreason

I think I've become more accustomed to this place. While it is still odd, being some approximation of alive again, it isn't quite as bad as it could have been. I still miss

Faith, if you drink straight from the milk carton again, I will shoot you. It will be somewhere non-fatal, but painful. Just thought you'd like to know.

[info]watches

From what I've learned here, it seems like to prepare properly for life in this town, I would have been better off reading comic books and cartoons than I was doing anything of use. At least then I'd have some idea what anyone was talking about.

It's an odd comfort to know that even in an alternate world inhabited by fairy tales, American teenagers have no sense of history.

Mar. 30th, 2014


[info]niblet

My sister was sent home again.

Mar. 17th, 2014


[info]watches

Well, now Cleveland is beginning to look like it was a better alternative after all.

I was greeted by a fairy dressed as a nun, and then told to talk to people via a tiny computer. I'm not entirely sure this isn't a hell dimension. But hello, then. If it's demons bent on torment reading this, just bring on some hellishly fancy coffee and modern pop music and you'll be amply set to torture properly.

Mar. 8th, 2014

[info]isagooddriver

I was drunk.

I was driving.

I didn't even check if she was okay...

Mar. 5th, 2014


[info]neverworthit

What the fuck is all this shit? I am so done with tiny towns and their shitty powers.

Feb. 13th, 2014


[info]lcastellan

Does anyone want to take pity on the new guy and do something with me tomorrow night? I'm a good date, I promise.

Feb. 4th, 2014


[info]lostfaith

Guess I should find a job, seeing as how we're stuck here. Anyone got anything for a vampire slayer bartender or something? I can do security, too.

Jan. 20th, 2014


[info]areyoutwelve

I'm trying not to think about what happened the last time people de-aged. There are just some mental images I do not need.

[info]feeltheforce

Time-traveling magic portal, huh? Can't say that's really the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me, but it maybe falls in the top twenty. Maybe. I've never made a list of weird things that've ever happened to me. Though maybe I should one of these days. Right now, I'm mostly curious as to what kind of magic there is here, I can feel a lot of types, all different from mine.

Sorry, I'm rambling. I'm Willow Rosenberg.

Jan. 11th, 2014


[info]deadoralive

[Filter to Elijah]

Getting less drunk yet?

You okay?

[End]


I've been here a while now, maybe I should try out this job thing. I haven't really done the job thing in a lot of years, but it could be fun. It seems to be the in thing to do here, might check it out.

So, who actually needs employees? I'm a fast learner and enjoy seeing new things.

Jan. 10th, 2014


[info]lostfaith

I've seen a lot of weird shit, but I think this takes the cake.

Oct. 19th, 2013

[info]geniuswhizkid

This place is awesome.

Magic.

Comic books.

Fairy Tales. Captain Hook is way hotter than the curly haired monstrosity from Disney.

It's like the warehouse threw up and created a town. I need a job though. Until I figure out how to get home, i'm not going to rely on the kindness of strangers.

Oct. 17th, 2013


[info]the_gunslinger_

Long days and pleasant nights to you.

Does anyone know where one might come across ammunition for a .45 revolver? And mayhap a place for target shooting?

Say thankya, and grateful I'll be.

Oct. 14th, 2013


[info]builttokill

After watching everyone else freak out about their shows and movies or whatever the hell you people are from, I figure I'll offer a hand. If you can't stand not knowing all the shitty things that happen to you and your people, but don't want to watch it go down, I'll watch for you and give you the highlights and lowlights.

Someone else can handle the books and comic books. I'm that big a reader, most of the time.

Oct. 13th, 2013


[info]1ofthegoodguys

Pretty sure I've laughed more at girly Angel than I ever did at puppet Angel.

Oct. 9th, 2013


[info]ifixstuff

Yep. Still have boobs. This is fairly outstanding.

But, ah, outside of playing with them -- what is it you women do? Not trying to be a sexist asshole really, Pepper. Don't look at me like that but wanting the full feminine experience.

And if any of you say I'm enjoying this too much? You're right, I am.

Oct. 7th, 2013


[info]bardcore

So Raven is gone, and I'm stuck like this.

Today is just a bloody brilliant day, isn't it?

Oct. 3rd, 2013


[info]thismanofhonor

[ooc: TVD S5 and The Originals Series Premiere in the comments]

Would someone care to explain to me what the hell I just watched on the TV?

Oct. 2nd, 2013


[info]younglupin

Just so everyone knows, I am a metamorphmagus.

So if you know me, and someone you don't recognize approaches you and acts like he knows you...

Deal with it.

Oct. 1st, 2013


[info]thismanofhonor

Somebody better start explaining: Now. I warn you that I'm not a man you want to anger.

Sep. 17th, 2013


[info]slayer_savior

The person who met me said I've been here before. They welcomed me back...

I've never been to Storybrooke. Quaint, quiet little town no hellmouth I think I'd remember...

[info]hewhosees

Filtered: Buffyverse.
Party on the beach this weekend. This almost definitely means it won't end with me having to replace all the windows. Or fix Buffy's furniture. We're going, right? All of we?

Ohmygod, do you think THOR will be there?

[info]floatsfeathers

Filtered: Under 25s. There is also a spell on this entry that prevents you from tattling to Regina or other law enforcement types.
As I'm sure some of you already know, Caroline's birthday is coming up Friday. We're having a party down by the beach. We'll have some snacks and some soft drinks, but it's pretty much BYOB if you want to make sure you have enough. Michael Glass is going to provide us with some music and you're all invited.

We start Friday night at 7. If you're interested in coming, let me or Caroline know and we'll get back to you with the exact location.


Filtered: Merlin
And I was sort of hoping you might like to be my date. What do you think?

Sep. 16th, 2013

[info]littlehale

i wish i could go back and kill them for doing this to me. i used to be able to control this.

I hate the days before the full moon. I get so distracted and it's still days away. Does anyone have today's homework assignments for history and math? i'm sure i'll get failing grades on them anyway. I'm going to flunk out of high school

[info]nicodiangelo

Bianca's gone. I've been looking for her for three days now, but she's really, truly gone.

Again.

This place is no better than where we came from.

I hate it here.

Sep. 14th, 2013


[info]sheisjustagirl

Well, the town emptied out rather quick, didn't it?

[info]broodypants

Okay, I've tried calling Connor, texting him, knocking on his door, and searching every part of Storybrooke that I can get to in the daylight. I may or may not have broken into his apartment to look for him, too.

Where the hell is my son?

[info]womanwithastory

Great. So both Sherlocks and the other me.. I mean John are gone.

Molly if you're still around, we should room together. If you want, I mean.

Sep. 13th, 2013


[info]ladyofsummer

Winter's hold on this city has loosened. Have her agents been sent back?

Sep. 9th, 2013


[info]wraths

So, I've been dragged through a magic portal that skipped right over summer. Awesome. Way to go, portal. Just once, I'd like a break from this kind of thing

I guess I should see about community college classes while I'm here.

So...is anyone around from Mystic Falls?

Aug. 28th, 2013


[info]builttokill

Life is hard. I mean, you get sucked through portals, things try to kill you, and there isn't a decent Chinese joint around here. So I think my new policy is just to enjoy the little things as they come. You know, go for an inner peace deal.

Basically, I'm just going to keep watching that time Angel was a puppet, and everything's better.

If it makes you feel better big guy, your werewolf girlfriend's pretty hot.

Hey, Dawnie, check out what I found. This computer stuff is pretty handy.

Aug. 26th, 2013

[info]intheimpala

Speaking as sort of an expert on the whole finding yourself in a world where you exist in a tv show, I feel like I should give out some pointers. I'm pretty sure these translates to all media.

- Don't Watch Your Show. (Read your book, Your Comic..etc).
- Don't google your name.
- Stay away from fans.
- Don't read anything they might have written.
- Don't look up actors.

Trust me, it'll just mess with your head. Obviously, these are just suggestions but trust me, you'll thank me.

Aug. 25th, 2013


[info]niblet

OMG
OMG
OMG

SPIKE

DID YOU REALLY GET BEAT UP BY PUPPET ANGEL?????

[info]fromzerotohero



Huh, look at that, Bonesy. Look at that.

Aug. 24th, 2013


[info]thesamsquatch

You know, having too much time on your hands can be a bad thing. I somehow ended up scrolling through this twitter feed, and this one hits a little too close to h I think that's a sign that I need to take up a hobby or something.

Otherwise I might end up watching my own life on television, and I really don't think that's a good plan.

[ANGEL]
I noticed a couple more people showed up from your world. Including your son, and someone you seem much less happy to see. You alright?

[info]oncehart

Well. Haven't seen this one before.

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