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Charles and I are engaged.

The wedding is already planned. May 21st.

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I know Nick has, but have the rest of you seen the latest arrival?

So, Anyone watching Phil's show?

Gotta say, I really never expected that from Gonzales.

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Charles and I are moving in together. Before you start with the comments about me jumping into things and screwing up let me say two things. First, back home all my friends are dead or Phil and I'm in a coma. This is probably my only chance to have something good. Second, fuck off.
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Winter does eventually end here in Maine, right? One more kid hits me with a snowball and I'm going to start looking for places to lock them up.

Since I'm going to be here for awhile, I should start looking for some form of employment.

So what kind of employment opportunities are there around here for a soldier with an art degree?

Technically the last time I held a job outside of military or special ops was in 1943..so. You could say my resume is a little dated.

Okay.

Someone want to explain to me in what universe being dragged out of a car and thrown into traffic results in a surprise trip to the New England coast? The most I've been able to get out of the locals is 'magic'. Please god tell me there's a better explanation than that.

Maine?

Really? This better be a coma hallucination.