My guardian is a madman. In the past
week, these are only some of the things he's done.
1.Yodeling. Lots of it.
2. Fed the squirrels nachos.
3. Challenged other residents to pudding wrestling matches in the pool.
4. Climbed people's balconies while drunkenly yelling "I AM SPIDER-MAN!" (To whoever's above us? I am so, so sorry.)
5. ZIPLINES.
6. Rent checks in a bear trap outside the rental office.
7. YELLING AT THE MOON.
8. Stood in the fitness center in a luchador mask and kept attempting to wrestle other residents.
9. Went trick-or-treating.
10. Stood at the window yelling "Order up!" and throwing hot dogs at people.
11. Attached basketball hoops over people's doors, knocked, and then proceeded to "dunk on them" when they answered.
Whoever's in charge of this town is a bunch of sadists if they willingly put me with this dude.